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Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jan 04, 2014
i am at a cafe now and i saw the post
'dont use external drive with our computer
then it occur to me that when you are dealing with God , you do need to use external thing to talk to him ...
exodus 20 explains it all
we are not pagan-indians will injure themselve to be forgiven for their idols
pagans must see an object before they pray
so as christains you do not need
- rosary
-images of anything
- you do not need posters of angels and jesus
- you do notneed to go to confessions

the bible say come boldly into the thron of grace to obtain mercy

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:13pm On Jan 04, 2014
dont watch tv.

dont go to cinema.

infact, dont see anything. just gouge out your eyes.

Then go to Aso Rock caves.

Climb in and rot in darkness.

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 04, 2014
you need cane but i will just
mtchew
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:49pm On Jan 04, 2014
Divepen: you need cane but i will just
mtchew

when reason fails, christians resort to violence.

classic

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by damerry(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014
Divepen:
so as christains you do not need
- rosary
-images of anything
- you do not need posters of angels and jesus
- you do notneed to go to confessions

the bible say come boldly into the thron of grace to obtain mercy
*iN Dbanj's voice* please don't tell us nonesense

*sneeze and wipe my nose on Op's head*
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


when reason fails, christians resort to violence.

classic
i am not violent.
i was just wondering, if you came from the moon..
the truth,pagan,is that can you pray without using an external force
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Rich4god(m): 3:46pm On Jan 04, 2014
To start with... Ooops I forgot my Rosary, let me go and get it. Will complete my comment when I come back.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jan 04, 2014
don't use external external forces
Re: Dont Use External Drive by FOLYKAZE(m): 3:55pm On Jan 04, 2014
damerry: *iN Dbanj's voice* please don't tell us nonesense

*sneeze and wipe my nose on Op's head*

*adding to the song in Fela voice* Teacher Teacher Dont teach me Nonsense

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by fr3do(m): 4:03pm On Jan 04, 2014
The catholic faith is one beyond the King James version of the Bible.
I dont know where they got all their standards from.
God will judge them not me or anyone on this forum.
Let everybody mind his faith.

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 4:32pm On Jan 04, 2014
Divepen: don't use external external forces

dont wear clothes. its external forces.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Donfamous(m): 4:47pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


dont wear clothes. its external forces.
ok. Thats the level of your stupidity
Re: Dont Use External Drive by FOLYKAZE(m): 4:53pm On Jan 04, 2014
Don famous: ok. Thats the level of your stupidity

Clothes ignite lust and fornication. Sexy gals in bikini and handsome guys tight button displaying six pack.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jan 04, 2014
@ pagan9jaIt body revealin clothes u shud say.
-see through
-Bosom revealer
-Lap exposer u should say
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


when reason fails, christians resort to violence.

classic
Stop lieing
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:37pm On Jan 04, 2014
Mee234:
Stop lieing

go read a history book.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


go read a history book.
How many christain in ur generation have attack physical when u try to reason with them?
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:48pm On Jan 04, 2014
Mee234:
How many christain in ur generation have attack physical when u try to reason with them?

no one will dare attack me.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by FOLYKAZE(m): 6:02pm On Jan 04, 2014
Divepen: @ pagan9jaIt body revealin clothes u shud say.
-see through
-Bosom revealer
-Lap exposer u should say

The eye sees beyond clothes. Jesus said you should remove whatever makes you sin then pluck your eye out mehn
Re: Dont Use External Drive by vickyO(f): 6:26pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


no one will dare attack me.



Hmm, even boko haram?
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


no one will dare attack me.


Another lie. oya enter go profess ur paganism to ur muslims nabour better still in a market full of muslims.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 7:20pm On Jan 04, 2014
vickyO:

Hmm, even boko haram?



not even shekaus papa.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jan 04, 2014
Paganism is an external drive
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2014
Divepen: Paganism is an external drive

christianity is fools religion.
Re: Dont Use External Drive by vickyO(f): 7:39pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


not even shekaus papa.

You be correct Pagan...
Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


christianity is fools religion.
Well, Jesus said we will be called that
Re: Dont Use External Drive by GovWahala: 10:15pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:


christianity is fools religion.
F00l with a capital F that what the bible calls u. But actually to me u are worse than a f00l u are a crazy fool.

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by FOLYKAZE(m): 11:06pm On Jan 04, 2014
Gov Wahala:

F00l with a capital F that what the bible calls u. But actually to me u are worse than a f00l u are a crazy fool.

You mean the bible compilation which was mastered by a pagan emperor called Constantine?

We know who is a fool here.....and that is you practising christinsanity

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Re: Dont Use External Drive by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jan 04, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:
dont watch tv.

dont go to cinema.

infact, dont see anything. just gouge out your eyes.

Then go to Aso Rock caves.

Climb in and rot in darkness.
am very sure u didnt read d op before u made dis comment
Re: Dont Use External Drive by FOLYKAZE(m): 2:49am On Jan 05, 2014
Elantracey: am very sure u didnt read d op before u made dis comment

Sexy words.

Can you remove it because it external and adding to my fornication sin
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 4:38am On Jan 05, 2014
FOLYKAZE:

Sexy words.

Can you remove it because it external and adding to my fornication sin

lol grin
Re: Dont Use External Drive by PAGAN9JA(m): 4:40am On Jan 05, 2014
Elantracey: am very sure u didnt read d op before u made dis comment

Elantracey, going by OP's logic, you better start covering your face or wear a abaya. Because your beauty is an external force that is creating a desire in me which is in turn adding to my sin.

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