How to Become an Atheist:

If you are thinking of becoming an atheist, beware. The first step is easy, but it’s not so easy to walk the walk. You will have to ignore design when you can see it everywhere: in the universe, the atoms, the birds and the bees, the clouds and trees, the seasons, the human body, fish, flowers, fruits, feet, and even fungus. And of course, there is the amazing-looking human eye. Everywhere you look and everywhere you can't look with the human eye you will see incredible design. Now here's the really difficult part. You will need to believe that everything man-made: cars, computers, and candies were made by man, etc., but deny that everything in nature--cattle, camels, and cabbages, etc., were made at all. It came from nothing, with no Maker. Once you have done this, crown yourself as being intelligent.

Then you will need to find other atheists who believe as you do, and they will confirm to you that you are indeed intelligent. You will also need to believe that evolution is true and that you’re an ape and therefore you are not morally responsible because apes have no moral absolutes. Never forget to always give God a small "g," and learn believers' phrases such as "Evolution is a proven fact," and "I have no beliefs in any gods." Do these things, and you will be able to call yourself a "new" atheist. How cool is that! Well, not really. You can't be a true atheist because you need absolute knowledge to say that there is no God. Besides, you intuitively know that He exists. Still, for sin-loving sinners the benefits of atheism are great in this life. But not the next. So you are really not an atheist, and to keep with your sinful lifestyle I guess you will just have to pretend to be one. Or you could simply check out the link below: -->> www.EvolutionVsGod.com

fredx4: This forum has opened my eyes to some discrepancies in the bible. How do I convert to atheism?

fredx4: This forum has opened my eyes to some discrepancies in the bible. How do I convert to atheism?

ebamma: Atheism is no religion bro, so u don't have to convert, if u belief that there is no God and u don't spend your weekends or fridays hitting your head on a concrete floor in a mosque or sundays clapping your hands and dancing etighi or azonto in a church, u are good to go.

Austeenx:

But Traditionalists don't do all you mentioned, and they're not atheists. How so?

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
Easy.. Just follow these four sure-bet steps:

1. Don't go to church on Sundays, effectively ending your participation in Christianity awhile.

2. Tell yourself in secret that your reason for not going/continuing is atheism.

3. Do this every week till you get tired of the stupidity.

4. Resume Church actively.

ebamma: traditionalists belief that there is a supreme being bro, atheists don't.

jayriginal:

Because going to church is what really makes you a christian right?

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:


One doesn't learn with a filled mind. Asking questions when you already have at least an answer is a bad bad way to learn.

HolyHolla: The Bible states 3 simple steps to becoming an atheist and a 4th step to continue as an atheist.

The 1st, start thinking in your heart that there's no God. 2nd, start believing in your heart that there is no God. 3rd, start confessing it with your mouth that there is no God. 4th step, start living your life like there is no God.

Caveat Emptor: Be warned; the first 3 steps are described in the Bible as actions of a fool; the last as leading to eternal destruction.

Do I wish you good luck?

Gombs:

https://www.nairaland.com/1438016/how-atheist#18096890

The above is one of ola's masterpiece

Pastor Kun:

Why are you giving Ola credit for an article he plagiarised Just the same way pastor chris plagiarises kenneth hagin's books.

fredx4: Thanks to y'all. I just had a divine encounter and I guess I'll just have to believe the bible, whether I understand it or not.

PAGAN 9JA:
Convert to the Religion of your ancestors.

fredx4:

That's even more vague and mysterious than christianity. I'll pass

PAGAN 9JA:
Convert to the Religion of your ancestors.

fredx4:

That's even more vague and mysterious than christianity. I'll pass

Pastor Kun:

All human beings ultimately have the same ancestor/source.

PAGAN 9JA:


Are you a christian?

because that is a bullshyt theory.

We are descended from apes.

If we were descended from 2 ancestors, then we would have died out due to inbreeding and other factors.

HolyHolla:

Yeah, you're still a faithful like me. Thank God you didn't join the band of real faithfools. Now, where's that @jayriginal, who probably is an atheist in line wth biblical descriptions ... and where's my big gun?

Pastor Kun:

It's quite evident that you and other atheist descended from apes so I advise you speak for yourself. The rest of us are descended from the first man an woman God created.

fredx4: Thanks to y'all. I just had a divine encounter and I guess I'll just have to believe the bible, whether I understand it or not.

Uyi Iredia: Follow my lead. I have assumed an atheist stance for over 3 months now. That said, ANY position has discrepancies, even atheism, if an atheist can't see discrepancies in the position, it's safe to say he's close-minded.

fredx4: Thanks to y'all. I just had a divine encounter and I guess I'll just have to believe the bible, whether I understand it or not.