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Nigerian Jokes by Ajuran: 2:28pm On Jan 09, 2014
Q: Why did the nigerian prostitute with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.



Q: What did the Gorilla tell the Nigerian man?

A: Your not done evolving yet.


Q: What time is it when you see a group of Nigerians?

A: Hunting season
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Emereolevanwill(m): 3:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
U are not serious
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Re: Nigerian Jokes by Emereolevanwill(m): 3:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
U are not serious
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Re: Nigerian Jokes by Adamskuty(m): 4:59pm On Jan 09, 2014
Ajuran: Q: Why did the nigerian prostitute with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.



Q: What did the Gorilla tell the Nigerian man?

A: Your not done evolving yet.


Q: What time is it when you see a group of Nigerians?

A: Hunting season

Q :- What did the UN said when they had somalis are dying of hunger.

A :- this cant be possible,they got natural hoes in their mouth.

Q :- what did the monkey said when he saw a somali

A :- You are a prove that humans evovle backwards

Q :- what are somali girls selling in yemen

A:- they are selling their pucci for a plate of rice
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Ajuran: 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2014
your jokes are lame.



Why did the nigerian cross the street?


To be a weave. grin
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Adamskuty(m): 7:29pm On Jan 09, 2014
Ajuran: your jokes are lame.



Why did the nigerian cross the street?


To be a weave. grin
urs are even worst!

70percent of nigerians dont even wear weaves.

Why is somali greatest person on earth,iman wearing a weave? grin
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Adamskuty(m): 7:29pm On Jan 09, 2014
Ajuran: your jokes are lame.



Why did the nigerian cross the street?


To be a weave. grin
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Ajuran: 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2014
Adamskuty: urs are even worst!

70percent of nigerians dont even wear weaves.

Why is somali greatest person on earth,iman wearing a weave? grin

1. Iman has her real hair, she is no longer a model. When she was she died her hair, it was still her natural hair, as she hasnt modeled for over 20plus years.


2. You know very well that more than 90 percent of your women have fake hair. Even if we were to take your 70 percent figure which is very low when compared to other blacks in america and else where. What does it say about your females that 70percent of them have to hide their real hair, and wear another humans hair. Are they that ugly to cover up their natural hair and replace it with another races hair?
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Adamskuty(m): 9:15pm On Jan 09, 2014
Ajuran:

1. Iman has her real hair, she is no longer a model. When she was she died her hair, it was still her natural hair, as she hasnt modeled for over 20plus years.


2. You know very well that more than 90 percent of your women have fake hair. Even if we were to take your 70 percent figure which is very low when compared to other blacks in america and else where. What does it say about your females that 70percent of them have to hide their real hair, and wear another humans hair. Are they that ugly to cover up their natural hair and replace it with another races hair?


1.. Iman doesn't have her real hair,she never dyed it biut wear weaves from time to time,i've seen many somalis rocking the weaves as well.

2.. Lool! U are a joke,70percent of nigerian women dont wear weaves,infact the latest fashion now is rocking of ur natural hair,60percent of nigerians are muslims,and it's a sin to put on weaves,so they dont put those trash on their head.

Well! I'm not black american.

But hope u got my message,70percent dont put on weaves only 30percent!

FACT.COM!
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Ajuran: 9:24pm On Jan 09, 2014
Adamskuty:


1.. Iman doesn't have her real hair,she never dyed it biut wear weaves from time to time,i've seen many somalis rocking the weaves as well.

2.. Lool! U are a joke,70percent of nigerian women dont wear weaves,infact the latest fashion now is rocking of ur natural hair,60percent of nigerians are muslims,and it's a sin to put on weaves,so they dont put those trash on their head.

Well! I'm not black american.

But hope u got my message,70percent dont put on weaves only 30percent!

FACT.COM!

1. Part of what made iman famous was she had features that people with her skin color didnt have, like negroids. She has always had her real hair, as weaves were not used in abundance 25plus years ago like they are now. Are you saying the famosu Somali model, is the only Somali who doesnt have the soft hair Somalis are known for. Their is a video of people asking her if all Somalis look like her with long hair, and straight nose. Even the whites said she was a white woman dipped in chocalate.

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