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It's funny the way they tag on to the women like dovetail suits
In Will Smith's words ' the dumbest smart people ever'

You make her know you like her and she thinks it's more fun talking bout your cheating boyfriend
Like dude, do you freakin' know your role?
It's most def not to be in the friend zone

Women: Do you intentionally keep guys in this 'see but don't taste' zones

Guys: Do you think it makes sense to hang on after you've told her how you feel?
         What do you think can hold you down in this is-coming position?

eldee:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do, 01442170075570

It's funny the way they tag on to the women like dovetail suits
In Will Smith's words ' the dumbest smart people ever'

You make her know you like her and she thinks it's more fun talking bout your cheating boyfriend
Like dude, do you freakin' know your role?
It's most def not to be in the friend zone

Women: Do you intentionally keep guys in this 'see but don't taste' zones

Guys: Do you think it makes sense to hang on after you've told her how you feel?
What do you think can hold you down in this is-coming position?

Brilliant topic. . . . . .

Men like this are known as bodyguards in my postcode.
They are just there like figure heads but they rarely get to taste the pudding.
These men know about the the chic's affairs(ex-boy/fs, her period, her ovulation and the number of her panties).
Pathetic poofs. . . . . .

Moral of the story: If she ain't playing ball, a man should MOVE ON.

Personally I tend to stay in the friend zone for a while.

Because i like to look before i leap.

I want to know that i can find myself in a reasonable relationship you.

And i don't like to rush into things.

I usually keep a guy in the friend zone for like 2 months before i make up my mind.

onyinye2:

I usually keep a guy in the friend zone for like 2 months before i make up my mind.

2 months in the "cooling period"??
No wonder u act weird on NL.

Hannibal: Brilliant topic. . . . . .

Men like this are known as bodyguards in my postcode.
They are just there like figure heads but they rarely get to taste the pudding.
These men know about the the chic's affairs(ex-boy/fs, her period, her ovulation and the number of her undies).
Pathetic poofs. . . . . .

Moral of the story: If she ain't playing ball, a man should MOVE ON.

It's so freakin' hilarious, these guys can write autobiographies on the chics
They're there when she gets hit on, when she sees sum next guy for days, when he starts hitting her, when she breaks up

In ma endz . . . they're called 'meet my friend' guys
What's the point of standing by so long when you know she ain't giving you nuffin?

Hannibal:

2 months in the "cooling period"??
No wonder u act weird on Nairaland.

Oh shaarup!!_osuofia. who wants to get in a worthless relationship? I rather see what i'm getting in for.

@topic

I don't keep friends, period.

stillwater:

@topic

I don't keep friends, period.

So you keep enemies?
Stillwarra, why na?

eldee:

It's so freakin' hilarious, these guys can write autobiographies on the chics
They're there when she gets hit on, when she sees sum next guy for days, when he starts hitting her, when she breaks up

In ma endz . . . they're called 'meet my friend' guys
What's the point of standing by so long when you know she ain't giving you nuffin?

Prolly waiting to hand-wash her undies.
Ma "chasing period" must be within 72 hours.
Anything more than that then i am walking off with me manly strut.

onyinye2:

Oh shaarup!!_osuofia. who wants to get in a worthless relationship? I rather see what i'm getting in for.

So 2 months is enough for u to study a bloke?? Onyinye. . . . .How old are u??
If ur long screening method was effective. . . . .Why did ur last boy/f dump ya ass??

Friend zone first of all, then we move move move

eldee:

You make her know you like he[/b]r and she thinks it's more fun talking bout [b]your cheating boyfriend

Pele o, shugbon mo ni lati bere,
Se oro okunrin ati okunri niyi?

@onyinye
Looking for two months??
Do they still manufactre those kind of guys?
See what that dude was saying in the video

@ib
This is not bout the waiting period
It's about those handbag guys that hang around

The bad thing is that yo guys keep saying 'he's a gentleman, he's this, he's that' and yet y'all keep him watching
Introducing him to your boyfriends as 'my friend'

ibkaye:

Friend zone first of all, then we move move move

Nwam

Hannibal:

So 2 months is enough for u to study a bloke?? Onyinye. . . . .How old are u??
If your long screening method was effective. . . . .Why did your last boy/f dump ya ass??

Most guys are easy to decode.

See his habits, those little things he does that he thinks i don't notice.

Why get into a relationship that goes no where? with someone you have nothing in common with?

There is nothing wrong in being in the friend zone.'

What you two guys are wanting is "friends with benefits".

All this jive you guys are spitting is utter rubbish.

No one talks about their period or yada yada.

Let me ask you how old you are?

Pele o, shugbon mo ni lati bere,
Se oro okunrin ati okunri niyi?

Just click on the video link jare

Hannibal: Prolly waiting to hand-wash her undies.
Ma "chasing period" must be within 72 hours.
Anything more than that then i am walking off with me manly strut.

Hmmn . . .  it's a pity some guys can take so much shit
The worst ones are the ones that proudly come out to say 'We're good friends'
C'mon how do they see themselves in mirror?

onyinye2:

Most guys are easy to decode.

See his habits, those little things he does that he thinks i don't notice.

Why get into a relationship that goes no where? with someone you have nothing in common with?

There is nothing wrong in being in the friend zone.'

What you two guys are wanting is "friends with benefits".

All this jive you guys are spitting is utter rubbish.

No one talks about their period or yada yada.

Let me ask you how old you are?

U are trying so hard to help your alter-ego.
If i hadn't seen ur pic before. . . .I wld be here thinking u are one 6ft 4 inches, muscular, heavily-built lass.
But from what i saw, even a spider would make u fidget so quit the macho talks.

Read the poster's intro very well. . . . . .We are talking about men who tags along from 6 months to forever. . . . .

@ Eldee,

They look in the mirror and see a Jew Man.

There's a theory. . . When a guy meets a girl, he's got 48 hrs to make his intentions known. If he doesn't he is packed kicking and screaming to the zone know as. . . The Friend Zone.

I believe this theory, I live by this theory because it was on SCRUBS. Any other show, I might be a little. . . err. . . maybe yes, maybe no but it's SCRUBS! The freaking holy grail of romance, so it's gott@ be true.

@onyinye
That's why I told you to check out the video
This is about guys that ask you out, and stick-on like a pizza stain

@Hannibal
I like the comedian's description
'I think you're far too qualified for this job, we'll get a less qualified person'

@Sisikill
But the problem is, when he tries to move from the friendzone to the relationship zone

Sisikill:

There's a theory. . . When a guy meets a girl, he's got 48 hrs to make his intentions known. If he doesn't he is packed kicking and screaming to the zone know as. . . The Friend Zone.

I believe this theory, I live by this theory because it was on SCRUBS. Any other show, I might be a little. . . err. . . maybe yes, maybe no but it's SCRUBS! The freaking holy grail of romance, so it's gott@ be true.

Na lie jo. . . .
it was six feet under.

Except one of the writers copied the other.
Which would mean someone has been taking lessons from Seun.

Sisikill:

There's a theory. . . When a guy meets a girl, he's got 48 hrs to make his intentions known. If he doesn't he is packed kicking and screaming to the zone know as. . . The Friend Zone.

48 hours is even too long.
How about making your intentions known the very 1st minute. . . . .
Let her get the idea u are there for one thing. . . . Let her see raw confidence rather than tag along like a schlepp.
Friend Zone is no-no for me. . . . . .If i can't have relationship yet. . . .how about some sorta flirtationship.

onyinye2:

Oh shaarup!!_osuofia. who wants to get in a worthless relationship? I rather see what i'm getting in for.

please keep telling them the truth.

eldee, are you saying a girl cant be merely friends with a dude or a dude cant be friends with a chic

The "friend zone" guy is that guy cos he's a great person, cool to hang out with, can discuss anything but the chic doesnt have any sexual feelings for the perons. No sexual chemistry, no sparks. Better off as friends

or should people be forcing relationships cos it involves opposite sex?

my anwser is that one should not do wat he/she might regret in future, if you are not sure or convinced of wat to dont do it. let your concience be your judge.

You can not accuse we Naija boys of slacking in this area.

Even me sef I fear the alarming quickness wey Naija boy dey take fall in love.

From hello to I love you in no time at all.

eldee:

@Hannibal
I like the comedian's description
'I think you're far too qualified for this job, we'll get a less qualified person'

Honestly, the friend zone is just sheer fuckery!!!
Sometimes it gets worse for the guy as the girl becomes a date shield.
She is showing no outward interest to the dude and still prevent him from dating other babes.

@ Doyin13,

Naija guys are smart. . . . . .For us, it's HI------BANG------BYE.

Hannibal:

You are trying so hard to help your alter-ego.
If i hadn't seen your pic before. . . .I would be here thinking u are one 6ft 4 inches, muscular, heavily-built lass.
But from what i saw, even a spider would make u fidget so quit the macho talks.

Read the poster's intro very well. . . . . .We are talking about men who tags along from 6 months to forever. . . . .

Hmmm, alter ego. . .  now that is something funny.

You are the very very very very last person who should mention talk macho.

All this jive you spit is as phony as your Slim Shady.

Onyinye, with all this tough talk,
you dey really shake my liver oo

KarmaMod:

eldee, are you saying a girl can't be merely friends with a dude or a dude can't be friends with a chic 

The "friend zone" guy is that guy because he's a great person, cool to hang out with, can discuss anything but the chic doesnt have any sexual feelings for the perons. No sexual chemistry, no sparks. Better off as friends

or should people be forcing relationships because it involves opposite sex?

Can you just check out the flippin video clip

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8749401442170075570

This is a case of, this guys head over heels, he's expressed himself, but he's been told his role is to be a bodyguard
And yeah, he's the perfect gentleman

Hannibal: Honestly, the friend zone is just sheer fuckery!!!
Sometimes it gets worse for the guy as the girl becomes a date shield.
She is showing no outward interest to the dude and still prevent him from dating other babes.

Exactly, apparently no chic wants to have a man that spends more time wive his 'friend'
It's just daft, and time consuming

You can not accuse we Naija boys of slacking in this area.

Even me sef I fear the alarming quickness wey Naija boy dey take fall in love.

From hello to I love you in no time at all.

Lol

doyin13:

Onyinye, with all this tough talk,
you dey really shake my liver oo

Be blessed i don't shake your spinal cord.

Yes I raise my hand, I was a schlepp many moons ago. I was the jew man, the nice guy. I thought being her friend she could see how i felt.


Thank goodness for wisdom and eye opening

KarmaMod:

eldee, are you saying a girl can't be merely friends with a dude or a dude can't be friends with a chic

The "friend zone" guy is that guy because he's a great person, cool to hang out with, can discuss anything but the chic doesnt have any sexual feelings for the perons. No sexual chemistry, no sparks. Better off as friends

or should people be forcing relationships because it involves opposite sex?

I think the issue is because the girl knows the guy likes her but she doesn't actually tell him she doesn't feel chemistry. But strings him along to be her friend. In this time she uses him as a proxy boyfriend with him being the boyfriend. This guy obviously being a mugu thinks if he shows her how good for her he is, she will let him be her boyfriend. But it's never going to happen.

But then some of these guys are so out of it that even if you tell them the girl doesn't like you like that, they think they can convince her because this is the first and only girl that might actually give him the time of the day.

onyinye2:

Hmmm, alter ego. . . now that is something funny.
You are the very very very very last person who should mention talk macho.
All this jive you spit is as phony as your Slim Shady.

Ask Doyin13!!!!
I have broken his limbs many times we have clashed on the streets of London.

proo212:

I think the issue is because the girl knows the guy likes her but she doesn't actually tell him she doesn't feel chemistry. But strings him along to be her friend. In this time she uses him as a proxy boyfriend with him being the boyfriend. This guy obviously being a mugu thinks if he shows her how good for her he is, she will let him be her boyfriend. But it's never going to happen.

I see what you mean but most times they do this cos they know once you make it clear that you dont see them like that, they know you guys will stop being their friends