SEASON ONE

A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me………………
A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands.
He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there?


SEASON TWO

15 Things You Probably

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much
they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they
go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not
be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on
the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what
you want, you probably won't get it, but if you
believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you
will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you
will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let
them know that they are great.
A Minute
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but
then an entire life to forget them.
Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and
remember to send it also to the person that sent it to
you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll
never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it
means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your
friends.
Take the time, to live and love.










SEASON THREE
Self appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits,
The storeowner observed listed to the conversation.

Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Lady;;;;;; I already have some one that does that for me.
Boy;;;;;;; ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.
Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday
You will have a clean environment.
Lady;;;;;; no, thanks.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy,

Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.
Boy;;;;;;;; no thanks.
Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;; but you were really pleading for a job now.
Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is cutting her lawn.



THINK ABOUT YOURSELF





SEASON FOUR

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

:-x :-x

thanks u blessed mylife wit this

UR WIFE? ? ? ?

LOL

lovely teeth my dear

Yeap. Straight like Julia Roberts and White as Snow Whites.

soooooooooo soothing ^thanks

SEASON FOUR

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.


Are u sure about this ? or we are still in the jokes session ?

. . . . .got tha in ma mail box.Don't kno how true it is tho 

Ooohhh. . . I would like to try it then.

. . . . Good do that n feed us bac.

Ok, but only when I reach 60

. . . Please tel me tommorrow is yr 60th b-day plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hahaha! Nope. sorry am 5 years old today.

oh, a congrats to you

Wheres my birthday cake and present?

oya, put on ur blue tooth, i wud send it via fone.

READY? ? ? ? ?

I'm still waiting for it. . .

my fine is saying that it cannot connect with urs cuz ur fone has got a virus. sorry girl, its ur loss

VIRUS No way ohhh. . . I just boguht that phone

i thought u were using nokia 3310?

popularly known as yam or bundiga

u dey even hype am, no be trium she dey use

NOKIA Oh Puleaseee. . . . I am a Loyal Customer to SAMSUNG!

she stilldey lie, na trium u dey use jare

I am innocent and I dont lie ohhh. . . The only lie I would tell is to my dog. Thats all

so u dey lie give dog, omo na wa for you oooooooooooooooo

Guilty as charge. . .

I do lie to people but I would admit it on that day itself or I no fit sleep ohhh. . . .

in ur mind, u be Holy Mary abi

HOLY MARY Yeah. . . The yellow version huh?

dont understand what u mean