season one

[b]pastor was going to church, along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM' [color=#990000][/color][/b]



season two

A YOUNG MAN BROUGHT A HOUSE GIRL FROM A REMOTE VILLAGE IN ENUGU,DO TO THE THIS MAN'S HEALTH HE DOES NOT DRINK COLD WATER OR ANY HOW WATER, THE AFER THIER ARRIVAL THE MAN AKED THE GIRL TO GET WATER FOR HIM FROM HIS ROOM, MUNITES LATER THE GIRL CAME BACK WITH WATER,AFTER DRINKING THE ASKED THE GIRL THAT THEWATER HAS TASTE AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM AND THE GIRL REPLIED, EHM ! IS FROM THAT WHITE POT INSIDE THAT SMALL IN YOUR ROOM ( THAT THE WC)


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? GET YOUR HOUSE GIRL FROM THE VILLAGE.



SEASON THREE



The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!



SEASON FOUR


New Women's Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.

85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married,

10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married,

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

phillip001:



season two

A YOUNG MAN BROUGHT A HOUSE GIRL FROM A REMOTE VILLAGE IN ENUGU,DO TO THE THIS MAN'S HEALTH HE DOES NOT DRINK COLD WATER OR ANY HOW WATER, THE AFER THIER ARRIVAL THE MAN AKED THE GIRL TO GET WATER FOR HIM FROM HIS ROOM, MUNITES LATER THE GIRL CAME BACK WITH WATER,AFTER DRINKING THE ASKED THE GIRL THAT THEWATER HAS TASTE AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM AND THE GIRL REPLIED, EHM ! IS FROM THAT WHITE POT INSIDE THAT SMALL IN YOUR ROOM ( THAT THE WC)


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? GET YOUR HOUSE GIRL FROM THE VILLAGE.

OL BOY i just dey dodge your bullets here, If the queen of England catch you, you must pay fine.
Any way, the other jokes you copied and pasted made up for your F*ck Up.

Na who approve this boy NLD registeration form?

~Season Two was good

Yeah copied and pasted.

(ituen and ben)

, your father.
it is just a joke not an english exam please.


mohowchic! thanks very much

phillip001:


(ituen and ben)

, your father.
it is just a joke not an english exam please.

LOL ol boy you dey aggressive ooo

dem yab ur papa u dey shine teeeth like shino peters

That one no be yab,he just addressed the text to your Father

Y ona dey drink medicine for my head ache naa ?

@clemcy
lmao

@Benjay

How u take dodge the bullets for ur side? U bin use Jazz? Nna men! I still dey hospital wey like 10 doctors dey battle to remove the bullets wey the poster spray at me from him machine gun. Upon say i wear double vest bullet proof.

@Ituen

Na Seun we suppose ask that question ooo?

@Poster
Who thou registered u?

@ayusman16 LOL

Long time Ayusman

@Phillips,
You too young for me to attack you. When u don mature for this forum, come back and lemme flog u a little bit

@ITUEN

I bin busy thats why oo. U no the job now, meeting here and there trying to resolve the Teacher Strike issue

I never knew anusman na HEADMASTER.

abioo

Am the special adviser to the special adviser to the special adviser to the President

Meaning you be the special adviser to the president @ Yaba Left.

Yes. Where u be patient since birth

@ayusman16 See as we don begin expose ourself.

@MOD Abeg erase that last post.

I just dey enjoy the conversation,abeg make una no stop

ayusman16:

@Benjay

How u take dodge the bullets for your side? You bin use Jazz? Nna men! I still dey hospital wey like 10 doctors dey battle to remove the bullets wey the poster spray at me from him machine gun. Upon say i wear double vest bullet proof.

@Ituen

Na Seun we suppose ask that question ooo?

@Poster
Who thou registered u?

LMAO

@newbie
just try read and re-read your post
b4 u post

ayusman16:

Yes. Where u be patient since birth

lol

Ona go soon begin pay for all this free laugh.

How much make we pay you?

You need to speed to my public relations manager (Clem)
She will be in better position to tell you how much.

clem don turn ur PRO. hmmm, that means na u dey service the . . . . . . i no talk anything oh

Even if i service am, doesn't the good book say there is Joy in Sharing ?
So My guy Migs go understand.

oya, start to clap for urself