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I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 3:49pm On Aug 15, 2008
A man was drunk and managed to get home. at the entrance gate, he fell into a dirty water drainage and slept off. Two hours later, his wives came to his rescue and took him in, undo his botton, bring down his stained shirt, and removed his soaked underwear. With tears in her eyes, she decides to take off the trousers so as to give him a proper cleaning. On unzipping his trousers, the man woke up and shouted.

STOP THAT! I CAN’T DO IT!! I AM A MARRIED MAN!!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 3:54pm On Aug 15, 2008
lol cheesy cheesy
Re: I Am A Married Man by MrInfo1(m): 7:34pm On Aug 17, 2008
kk
Re: I Am A Married Man by cescky(m): 7:37pm On Aug 17, 2008
is that the 7 o'clock news head line or its a joke? undecided
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 7:41pm On Aug 17, 2008
cescky:

is that the 7 o'clock news head line or its a joke? undecided



What ever !
Re: I Am A Married Man by mykali(m): 7:44pm On Aug 17, 2008
is this a joke. ?

angry angry angry angry angry
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 7:49pm On Aug 17, 2008
@ mykali. refresh ur brain
Re: I Am A Married Man by cescky(m): 9:23pm On Aug 17, 2008
lexicon:

@ mykali. refresh your brain

grin grin grin grin na now whey u come tongue tongue
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 17, 2008
@ post

U NO JUST TRY AT ALL!!!!!!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by folahann(m): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2008
that got me cracking
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 17, 2008
crack on baby!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 10:00pm On Aug 17, 2008
Oyaletor:

@ post

You NO JUST TRY AT ALL!!!!!!!

I know ur stuff. all you do is look 4 post to paste ur rubbish reply on n never border to post 1. Change 2 a better life ! as better life is not  only for rural women, its for rural men too  tongue tongue tongue
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 17, 2008
LEXICUM

u don go thru all the post and u no see my own topics them!!!

dont talk foolish my frend!!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 10:08pm On Aug 17, 2008
Negligible
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 17, 2008
na u sabi ------ i no wan talk foolish na im make e dey negligible
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 10:16pm On Aug 17, 2008
Better half a loaf dan ''PUFPUF'' tongue
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 17, 2008
explain urself!!!!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 10:29pm On Aug 17, 2008
:-x :-x :-x
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 17, 2008
u chop frog? grin grin grin explain wetin u mean
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 10:45pm On Aug 17, 2008
Oyaletor:

u chop frog? grin grin grin explain wetin u mean

No na lizard i swallow. chinco !!!
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 11:36pm On Aug 17, 2008
lol
Re: I Am A Married Man by chioya(f): 12:32pm On Aug 18, 2008
@poster
so as he is married wat should we now do?? undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 12:42pm On Aug 18, 2008
chioya:

@poster
so as he is married what should we now do?? undecided undecided undecided

be the second wife. anuofia !
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 12:47pm On Aug 18, 2008
@chioya

NACK UR HEAD FOR WALL!! OR TAKE LEXICOMS ADVICE
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2008
shocked shocked
Re: I Am A Married Man by chioya(f): 1:36pm On Aug 18, 2008
@poster
u generation ewu meeeee,isi r dire gi ma.itiboribo.

@oyaletor
brainless,i dont ve anything 2 say 2 u.
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 1:40pm On Aug 18, 2008
chioya:

@poster
u generation ewu meeeee,isi r dire gi ma.itiboribo.




Same 2 u
Re: I Am A Married Man by Abbygyal(f): 5:50pm On Aug 18, 2008
@lexicon and oyaletor
lol cheesy cheesy u guyz made this thread interesting
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 6:24pm On Aug 18, 2008
@ chioya

SEE ME SEE WAHALA!!! I DEY ADVICE U LIKE CORRECT BOBO U COME DEY CURSE ME!!!!

POOR ME!!! I GUESS IL JUST SHUT UP lipsrsealed
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 6:36pm On Aug 18, 2008
Oyaletor:

@ chioya

SEE ME SEE WAHALA!!! I DEY ADVICE You LIKE CORRECT BOBO You COME DEY CURSE ME!!!!

POOR ME!!! I GUESS IL JUST SHUT UP lipsrsealed


Oyaletor, i am beginning to suspect you. why did chioya just developed personal hatred on you ? i hope you have not sent a love message to her mail box ! undecided
Re: I Am A Married Man by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 18, 2008
guy me i just tire oh!!!!!!

i no dey trip for am before oh
Re: I Am A Married Man by lexicon(m): 6:57pm On Aug 18, 2008
Oyaletor:

guy me i just tire oh!!!!!!

i no dey trip for am before oh

So what of now ? are u triping on overload

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