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I Desprately Need Your Help On This by REDDEVILS1(m): 2:01am On Aug 18, 2008
please i will like you to help me out by explaining things well. am 19 but i can't talk to a girl like i see someone i like i won't know what to say at least to even start a conversation with her not to talk of the other things.please i know this will take you time but help me out both guys and ladies
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:02am On Aug 18, 2008
It's very easy.
Get money, groom up and the babes would be running after u.
U dont have to say nuthing. . . .Put up the swagger, and u would have em in ur palms. cool
Good luck!
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:04am On Aug 18, 2008
[size=18pt]means grow up[/size]
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:07am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

[size=18pt]means grow up[/size]

Need you enlarge your font?
Ashiwere.

Talking to girls/ladies does not come by age.
But how confident the boy/man is.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:11am On Aug 18, 2008
[size=28pt]@ ruby
eeeeh wat!!! see dis omo iyalata talkin oh [/size]
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:12am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

@ ruby
eeeeh what!!! see this omo iyalata talkin oh

seriously, how old are you?
Wan ti fi aye e sho'gun abi? oga
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:14am On Aug 18, 2008
back to topic.
Poster,
You're 19, how old is she?
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:14am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

It's very easy.
Get money, groom up and the babes would be running after u.
You don't have to say nuthing. . . .Put up the swagger, and u would have em in your palms. cool
Good luck!
Please do not listen to the likes of Mufasa. He is delusional. It takes confidence and swagga. You see a lady can tell if you are confident or not a mile away. So you can be pulling up in some Stacy Adams, and still not have a chic step feet towards you. You gotta be confident, know yourself, and know ladies. Learn what ladies like and dislike. It will help you in the long run. Be a gentlemen. Shivery is not dead. Don't be a jerk or someone hounddog cause that will only get you so far before sistah girl dumps you.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:15am On Aug 18, 2008
[size=28pt]@ ruby olori bi ori osan foolish idiot amadioha gbagbukwe gi ebe ahu[/size]
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:17am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

[size=28pt]@ ruby olori bi ori osan foolish idiot amadioha gbagbukwe gi ebe ahu[/size]
are you done?

I really hate seeing you cry.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:17am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph can you please stop with the enlarged text. It is childish and tacky. osuofia.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:20am On Aug 18, 2008
[size=28pt]ok guys sori 4 being childish and wat tacky and u can chip in cocky while u're at it [/size]
@ ruby coz i ma na i wu amosu
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:21am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Please do not listen to the likes of Mufasa. He is delusional. It takes confidence and swagga. You see a lady can tell if you are confident or not a mile away. So you can be pulling up in some Stacy Adams, and still not have a chic step feet towards you. You gotta be confident, know yourself, and know ladies. Learn what ladies like and dislike. It will help you in the long run. Be a gentlemen. Shivery is not dead. Don't be a jerk or someone hounddog cause that will only get you so far before sistah girl dumps you.

Pumbaa, i think it's high time i keep u in the STY.

The dude is 19. . . . . .Cash is all he needs.
When a man has got loads of cash to throw around. . . . .it reduces the number of words or whatever u gurls look out for.
Hell, he doesn't even need to talk. . . . .
He steps out of his Range Sport with Dayton Spokes and watch how babes swoop on him like America invaded Afghanistan.
The world is yours with money. grin cheesy
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:23am On Aug 18, 2008
con someone give dis guy serious hints coz he's obviously cashless
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:24am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

Pumbaa, i think it's high time i keep u in the STY.

The dude is 19. . . . . .Cash is all he needs.
When a man has got loads of cash to throw around. . . . .it reduces the number of words or whatever u girls look out for.
Hell, he doesn't even need to talk. . . . .
He steps out of his Range Sport with Dayton Spokes and watch how babes swoop on him like America invaded Afghanistan.
The world is yours with money. grin cheesy
Are you serious? So you are basically telling the boy to pick up a gold digga? Oh oka i see.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:27am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Are you serious? So you are basically telling the boy to pick up a gold digga? Oh oka i see.
do u have a beta idea?
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:28am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

do u have a beta idea?
view my previous post.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:29am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

con someone give this guy serious hints because he's obviously cashless

Oloshi, money is not everything.
That's why you guys always complain about the gold diggas you bring home.
Don't go tot he beach picking up sand when shells are aplenty.

I've dated a rich guy and he's as ignorant as possible. Always bring up money.
Infact, the next guy that rubs money on my face to get a date gets hurt.
That's an insult to any woman. What do you take her for?
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:30am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Are you serious? So you are basically telling the boy to pick up a gold digga? Oh oka i see.

It's a risk he must learn to take.
Many women had the intention of digging gold but ended up falling in love.
Life is a risk. . . .
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:31am On Aug 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Oloshi, money is not everything.
That's why you guys always complain about the gold diggas you bring home.
Don't go tot he beach picking up sand when shells are aplenty
Don't mind those Osuofia men. Bia, where is okijia at with his pre nupt?

Hannibal:

It's a risk he must learn to take.
Many women had the intention of digging gold but ended up falling in love.
Life is a risk. . . .
Shaaarup dia Mufasa. Dont give me any of that "life is a risk" jive. To you shivery is dead.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:34am On Aug 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Oloshi, money is not everything.
That's why you guys always complain about the gold diggas you bring home.
Don't go tot he beach picking up sand when shells are aplenty.

I've dated a rich guy and he's as ignorant as possible. Always bring up money.
Infact, the next guy that rubs money on my face to get a date gets hurt.
That's an insult to any woman. What do you take her for?
means u'd jump on the guy who smells like ur shyt and spits on ur face while askin u out not 2 forget huggin u with a urine ridden body . . . . . .go girl
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:34am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Shaaarup dia Mufasa. Dont give me any of that "life is a risk" jive. To you shivery is dead.

To many of em Naija chics, Cash Rules. . . . . . . .
A dude of 19 should be thinking of making money first before thinking of women.
When he gets money. . . . .Ladies would come to him.
He shouldn't misplace his priorities . . . . If u have 600% confidence without cash in Lagos, those chics would trash him like a used sanitary pad.
Low in confidence + female rejection = SUICIDE.

Miss Pumbaa, u got alot to learn.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:37am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

To many of em Naija chics, Cash Rules. . . . . . . .
A dude of 19 should be thinking of making money first before thinking of women.
When he gets money. . . . .Ladies would come to him.
He shouldn't misplace his priorities . . . . If u have 600% confidence without cash in Lagos, those chics would trash him like a used sanitary pad.
Low in confidence + female rejection = SUICIDE.

Miss Pumbaa, u got alot to learn.
Mufasa, shows how weak men are. Go and kill yourself over rejection? HOW SAD!!! You have a lot to learn. If you think that money is what gets women, you dey crase. You could have all the money in the world, and still be lame in my book.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nobody: 2:38am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

means u'd jump on the guy who smells like your shyt and spits on your face while askin u out not 2 forget huggin u with a urine ridden body . . . . . .go girl

Oh, I forgot who I was directing my post to.
Sorry, I thought you could take on a mature conversation.

Seriously, you have some growing up to do.


*adds him to my Nairaland ignore list* One more idiot to be aware of.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:41am On Aug 18, 2008
@ pple who dont think nl revolves around dem
at 19 not much is expected has dis guy even entered school yet, coz right now his major problem shld be how 2 conqyuer calculus and not division of legs which may/maynot lead 2 multiplication
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:41am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Mufasa, shows how weak men are. Go and kill yourself over rejection? HOW SAD!!! You have a lot to learn. If you think that money is what gets women, you dey crase. You could have all the money in the world, and still be lame in my book.

Men?? I was referring to the dude in question. . . . Who says MEN are weak??

Money is a huge factor, Pumbaa. . . . . .Think about it.
There are 2 men right up ur alley with the same attitude, same look, same height and all that kizzack.
However, one is loaded and the other is not all that(looked dirty n a bit rough). . . .
Who are u more likely to go with?
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:42am On Aug 18, 2008
Joseph6:

@ people who don't think nl revolves around them
at 19 not much is expected has this guy even entered school yet, because right now his major problem shld be how 2 conqyuer calculus and not division of legs which may/maynot lead 2 multiplication
What world do you live in? Seriously. In my book he is the perfect age to be molded into a gentlemen. Unlike the likes of you and Mufasa.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:44am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

Men?? I was referring to the dude in question. . . . Who says MEN are weak??

Money is a huge factor, Pumbaa. . . . . .Think about it.
There are 2 men right up your alley with the same attitude, same look, same height and all that kizzack.
However, one is loaded and the other is not all that(looked dirty n a bit rough). . . .
Who are u more likely to go with?
Nice of you to sugar coat on option and deliver the next on a garbage cover. Men are dogs and dogs can be trained. tongue
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:46am On Aug 18, 2008
So men are dogs?? grin grin grin cheesy
Well, if men are dogs. . . . . women are BITCHES and Onyinye2 is Pumbaa(a fat PIG). angry
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by onyinye2(f): 2:48am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

So men are dogs?? grin grin grin cheesy
Well, if men are dogs. . . . . women are BITCHES and Onyinye2 is Pumbaa(a fat PIG). angry
Shaarup dia. Call me what you want but you know it is true.
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Joseph6(m): 2:50am On Aug 18, 2008
Hannibal:

So men are dogs?? grin grin grin cheesy
Well, if men are dogs. . . . . women are BITCHES and Onyinye2 is Pumbaa(a fat PIG). angry
ROTFLMFAO
Re: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Hannibal: 2:51am On Aug 18, 2008
onyinye2:

Shaarup dia. Call me what you want but you know it is true.

Seriously, men ain't DOGS.
This dude needs to put his priorities in place. . . . Chasing skirts is not what he should be thinking now.
When i was his age, i was doing the paper chase. grin cheesy
Once that is stacked in piles. . . . .getting women is like taking candies from babies. EFFORTLESS. wink

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