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Psalm 129 by sunej(m): 10:47pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
If u think this is old, leave it for the newbies! A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity |
Re: Psalm 129 by tcheadie: 8:13pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
guyman you be archeologist? why you go dig up this kind old fossil. |
Re: Psalm 129 by sunej(m): 11:33pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
tcheadie:You know how to read but you do not understand! I suggest u return to Pri. 3. Read the first lines Olodo rakpata, iti boribo, iti npachakwu! |
Re: Psalm 129 by diamonleda(m): 5:01pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
the man means dat ur joke, actually d joke u dug up is really old |
Re: Psalm 129 by sunej(m): 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
diamonleda:u too no sabi read? ic. Birds of same feather, na same mama born them |
Re: Psalm 129 by diamonleda(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
, and he who decides to dig up old jokes from the acheives and remain stupid, shall surelly stand alone |
Re: Psalm 129 by sunej(m): 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
diamonleda:Thanks fr your support, at least, am not alone! |
Re: Psalm 129 by diamonleda(m): 10:03pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
God knows i try, but some peeps refuse to be enlightened, God ko understand, but ur welcome sha |
Re: Psalm 129 by naposari: 8:09pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
may the hands of the priest be amputated, for it is written: if one of ur eyes shall cause u to sin , it is better to get rid of that eye or else u will miss heaven |
Re: Psalm 129 by victez: 9:38am On Nov 04, 2008 |
Sunej abi na wetin be ur name. are u sure ure going to church at all. If so then u must be anti catholic. I suggest u find something better to paste on this board cos its not wise of u to paste this rubbish against men and women of God. be careful and dont invite Gods wrath upon urself. A word is enough for the wise |
Re: Psalm 129 by romsky: 10:07am On Nov 04, 2008 |
vict i suggest u go to d religious section u can do much more there |
Re: Psalm 129 by sylve11: 11:14am On Nov 04, 2008 |
romade: a sound clap, another sound clap, another one again, kpa,kpa,pka, kpa, kpa for u |
Re: Psalm 129 by romsky: 12:42pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
same to u |
Re: Psalm 129 by Arcani: 8:44pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Yeah yeah |
Re: Psalm 129 by studio43(m): 10:14pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Re: Psalm 129 by quentininc(m): 10:41pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
one hand clapping |
Re: Psalm 129 by Gabry(f): 1:53am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Re: Psalm 129 by TOYOSI20(f): 2:32am On Nov 06, 2008 |
diamonleda: lol. . . . @ Joke It's great jo. . . . . me I like it |
Re: Psalm 129 by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:59am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Hilarious. . . . @poster i'd give u 0.5% out of 100 |
Re: Psalm 129 by TOYOSI20(f): 3:06am On Nov 06, 2008 |
lol . . . . |
Re: Psalm 129 by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:13am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Toyosi. . . . Hw far. . . |
Re: Psalm 129 by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:13am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Toyosi. . . . Hw far. . . |
Re: Psalm 129 by TOYOSI20(f): 3:20am On Nov 06, 2008 |
I'm gud. . . U? |
Re: Psalm 129 by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:26am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Cool. . . . |
Re: Psalm 129 by sylve11: 8:56am On Nov 06, 2008 |
hot. . . |
Re: Psalm 129 by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 06, 2008 |
as hot as ur pants |
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