agaba123:

Please bring your relationship problem to Topup
I have  read through most of her posts and can confidently say she has what it takes to be an agony aunt.
She is unassuming but has a way of giving advice even when others are cursing and having fun.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome the AGONY AUNT of nairaland T-O-P-You-P  Topup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ujujoan:

I still wonder how she hopes to make a 2.1

mesmya:

top up is good i must say,but she loves writing essays,very long essays

Dear agony aunt,
Please I am in deep problem.

My major problem is that I have no problem. Please help!

olanajim:

Dear agony aunt,
Please I am in deep problem.

My major problem is that I have no problem. Please help!

You are not serious! You've got yourself in a loop there, when you have problems then you'll ask for advise for those problems, why not enjoy not having problems SILLY.

agaba123:

there are natural consellors who analyser your situation effortlessly. she is natural and that sounds like her first love. 'Get a job you like and you will never work for a day'
She gets fullfilled doing that so I sure know it cannot affect her quest for first class.

There's a kind of joy that comes from giving which brings about peace then enhances your understanding. Even monkeys feel the joy of giving.
That is why those guys that spend their time doing discussion classes for other students hardly fails. Apart from the fact the also learn in the process, the are at peace and they learn better in such a condition.

Yup, this is the case, I really do enjoy helping people/sticking my nose into other peoples' business, often I go to bed SO late, that I actually don't know why or how it happened, and then I wake up the next day and do it all over again.

Thanks agaba123, sounds like you're doing a bit of analysing yourself - did you realise?

As for DeepZone, I think you should get a virtual restraining order, but then they don't exist, so I guess the equivalent is to just ignore Hannibal - or play nice!

olanajim:

Na wa o! Deepzone! You failed the first test of wisdom. Sorry!

Topup,
I hope you aint the poster of that statement. I pray not, 'because you would soon join deepzone.

Take a look at my words and analyse them again. Draw inspiration from them.

I wonder why deepzone enjoys vomiting negative words as if she has no vein connecting her mouth to her brain.

When you replied a harmless post by calling the poster SILLY, it either show the depth of your understanding or your just enjoy attacking people. You don't even know me!

Anyway, I am cool!

olanajim:

Analyse what?

olanajim:

Dear agony aunt,
Please I am in deep problem.

My major problem is that I have no problem. Please help!

olanajim:

Topup,
I quite understand you. I am not taking offence. Keep it up.

Seriously, I need problems! But not the kind that deepzone want to offer! Her own won't allow me to pursue more problems again. I read about her and one Northern guy and how the guy had been running about, trying to remove the wahala.

On a serious note, great men ask for challenges. They ask for problems (not troubles o) and they solve problems. When a man get to a point where he think all his problems are solved, then, it is clear he is useless to the growth of the community. Communities develop, but face their challenges and solve them. In so doing, they become better and better.

So who is afraid of having problems?

davidylan:

topup, my people say proverbs are the horse on which words ride . . .

Agaba is simply saying in so so so many words that he fancies you as his bride.

Seeing as agony aunt is a fine chic, i myself do not hesitate to throw my hat into the ring. However i prefer to step aside for agaba at this moment while pursuing a worthy cause in the delectable beauty that is stillwater _{who still refuses my advances till tomorrow}.