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Our friendship means so much to me that if we were the only people left on a sinking ship with only one life jacket...I'll...em...I'm...I'm going to miss you, hope you can swim?

while praying this morning, I told God to give all Nairalanders everything so that they can enjoy life,but God said, He will rather give them life so that they can enjoy everything.
Love you all.........

Good news for sinners! Promo in heaven, die now and get to heaven free. No stress, no hassles. Offer lasts till 21st Nov 2005. Hurry now while promo last!

good one FOD

Just got this one BEWARE: LUV disappoints, SEX frustrates, SARS is dangerous, AIDS is real, BOOZE intoxicates, DRUGS kill ....but JESUS saves..

When a newly married man was askd abt his wife, he said my new city wife dresses to kill, but the only probs is that she cooks in the same manner.

my personal favourite:

it's over
don't eva call me again
i'll send you your pictures

i am wished u blessin...otio, i wishin u....rara, i was wishin u...wo,engleese can be difikult sumtimes o jare, eye wish u well.

Dear do you know you have AIDS
A.............abundant blessings from God
I..............Internal life
D............ Divine breakthrough
S.............Signs and wonders of God to you
Dear i pray that this your AIDS will be incurable in Jesus name amen.

Yeah I Love that cat of a thing, it funny, @ Fod good one there keep it up!!

Thanks Saintjoe, Scorpio....
My suppliers seem to have run outta credit... i sure will share 'em as they come...

Hello,
just because u got my sms,
u think someone misses u ?
Well, no one misses u !
no one  cares 4 U !
no one remebers ,
more than I do,
u re one ………..

U’r so sweet that u make sugar jealous,
U’r so  Cool that u make ice feel hot,
U’r so   Bright that u make d moon hide,

      CONFIRMED !  u’r 2 much !     

May this day begin with a gentle ray of hope,be filled with moments of love and end with a soft note of peace.

Wish I could be a dove 2 bring u peace,a cupid 2 bring u love and an angel to bring u blessings but all I am is a friend and I hope that brings u joy!

U could be a doc n save lives or a lawyer n judge lives or a soldier n take lives or u cld simply be urself, a loving friend n touch lives….take care

Dear,i have opened an account for you at universal bank of blessing,i deposited 365 days of blessing,favour,prosperity,divine breakthrough,God's love and grace.So feel free now to withdraw.ok?

We are all angels with one wing & the only way we can fly is to hold on to one another. If u ever had trouble flying i'll be willing to share mine any time .

umm...@ fod thats nice

the beauty of life does not depend on how happy u are but on how happy others can be because of u. i'm happy i met u.

I will write on all brick that "i miss u" and wish they fall on ur head so that u will know how it hurts when i miss u.

Thanks gentleone...yours' kool as well

Friendship is like a garden, it's beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears and cheers but it dries up if left untouched. So let's keep in touch always.

i sent an angel 2 guide u through da nite but he came back wit a msg saying
ANGELS DO NOT GUIDE ANGELS

5 angels came to me,ask me where to find peace,i directed them to you,hope you saw them.I do so because you have peace and love.(gina)I LOVE YOU.

1 2 3 4 5
5 MEANS J E S U S

An arab man @ the American Embassy , Question & anwsers
Q: Name please.            A: Abdulaziz     Q:   Sex    A: 2ce a day 
Q: I mean male or female    A: it does’nt matter , even Camels !!!

hahahahahahah

hi baydoll, I love you so much I hope you love me too.

I'm the happiest men alive, I can't still believe you are my girl.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

God created love, Adam & Eve found love, romeo and juliet made love, julius ceaser fought for love. as for me, i live to love you