Do u kw WHO is d best goal keeper in d world?Ans:WOMEN,cos no matter hw much and which way u f***k her,ur balls 'll neva go in.

A di<k says 2 his balls,"ok guys get ready & i'll take you to a party".D balls said,"u fucking liar u always go inside & leave us outside knocking d door".

cadet ke,u dey school for police academy?

Fadajasi:

cadet ke,u dey school for police academy?

Yes na, am a Cadet, will soon be deported to become a soldier

i see

An Igbo trader had an accident and was rushed to the hospital unconscious. When he woke up, he asked for his sons.

"Papa, we are here," his sons chorused.

"Where is my wife?" the man then asked.

"I am here, dear," his wife said as she rushed to his bedside.

The man then asked, "So na who come dey shop?"

lmyo

god is present 2 present a present 4 dose dat r present in his presence dis mth.alwaz b in his presence 4 im 2 present u his precious present

Honey i love u
plz reply
and erm. . . adding an mtn 1500 recharge wont hurt our love
or will it?

I seen to have lost my bed, can i share yours?

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I seen to have lost my bed, can i share yours?

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ofcourse sweetie, as long as u bathe well.

Smilin is infectious u catch it like d flu.wen sum1 smiled at me 2day i stated smiling toooo,now am infected i've sent it 2Ru this text so now Ur smiling,who ll it go 2next?

Who told u I'm smiling?? . . . When my lunch is running late!

ShIt HaPpEnS

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@ drag
For Food Only

u dey vex? if u dey vex, go kiss transformer

If only walls could speak they would tell you one thing.I love you and thats from the bottom of my heart

but since walls cant speak.,what happens??

None of your bizness dont drag the net to far

None of your bizness dont drag the net to far

To'o' far u meant

dragnet:

but since walls can't speak.,what happens??

۝۞ۣ۠ۡۢۤShItۦ ۧۨ۩ۭ۫۬۰۱۲۳۴۵۶۷۸

lmfyo

this thread is funny, didn't know about it untill now.

ok, caught this HIVirus, thot it wise to spread it to You. Hope u catch it

( just made that up)Notice its not HIV But HIVirus i.e, hi virus.

Little drama between a guy & a gal.
Guy: I am moses, you are the red sea, now open up & let me pass through
Gal: ok, but first let me see your rod before it gets wet.

PHCN. What does it mean to you ?
Please Help Citizens of Nigeria.

igbsam:

PHCN. What does it mean to you ?
Please Help Citizens of Nigeria.

send this to any chic at ur own risk. . .

I am not perfect
You are not Perfect
But we are perfect for each other.

Tested Ok

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Tested Ok

maybe a little more thinking before hitting the Reply button will do u some good. That way i wont have to see some meaningless posts.