I could not eat breakfast because I miss u, I could not eat lunch because I miss you, I could not eat dinner because I miss u. Now I can't sleep because am hungry.

info:

I could not eat breakfast because I miss u, I could not eat lunch because I miss you, I could not eat dinner because I miss u. Now I can't sleep because am hungry.

@poster:He met a lady while browsing,She unzipped his dotcom wen domnloading since he was virus free,He slotted his harddisc into her hotmail and she scremed YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.B careful wen a guy tells u dat he lus u frm d bottom of his heart,4 dis may mean dat there's still enuf space 4 anoda girl on TOP.

info, of course u'll miss ur teeth! serves u right! next time u wont engage duel with da street dogs!

@ chisimdi

I really deeply wish u're here with me
in my room
on my bed
lites off
we get under the covers together
so i can show u
my new WRIST WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK

@ dragnet

Where u dey since? I got Good news for ya. Your chicken lay eggs

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation,A guy puts his location in a babes destination.Do uget ma Xplanation or Do u want a DEMONSTRATION. .DO U LIKE MATHS?If so add a bed,subtract ur clothes,divide ur legs lets multiply

ooooooo baby i like the way u type,
thank God u dont have a flat screen,
let me insert my F key, so i could give u megabytes,
so, get on my laptop, so i can download



. . . came up wid tht b4 usher sang his song sha, lol

A good friend is like a good bra,  hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 your heart! 'thats where i want u ( chisimdi )to  be' 

@ Dual Core

You again?   (Usher - Dot com)

info:

A good friend is like a good bra, hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 your heart! 'thats where i want u ( chisimdi )to be'

@ Dual Core

You again? (Usher - Dot com)

@info;I'm opening an emotional bank account 4 u swtheart,so deposite ur luv in it and u 'll get d interest.

To Dual Core


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you,  Why should only i suffer!!!


To Chisimdi

Dis luvly nit,i pray d blue sky protect u, d wind 2 blow away your stress, angels on your guard n d stars 2 lighten your way in2 d drmland. Hw was your day? let forget interest, since am already all yours

oh who's that i see in the horizon?
it must be my dear one
how come she's opening an account for this guy. . .
this is to my dear one, the object of my nairaland fantacies. . .
if wallz could talk. . . they'll bear me witness to some facts.
i really can't talk, but please i'll be waiting. . .
out in the balcony, for my dearie.

To Dual Core

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

To Chisimdi

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

info:

To Dual Core


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you, Why should only i suffer!!!


To Chisimdi

Dis luvly nit,i pray d blue sky protect u, d wind 2 blow away your stress, angels on your guard n d stars 2 lighten your way in2 d drmland. Hw was your day? let forget interest, since am already all yours

@info;sorry i can't talk 2 u anymore ,d doctor told me i'm Diabetic and i can't stand sweet things like u.

blah blah blaaaaaaaaaah

Chisimdi, cUz of what we share, Info might kill me
if i die 2nite i go with no regrets
if its in your arms den i kno i was blessed
but if your eyes r the last thing i see
den i know the beauty heaven holds for me.

To chisimdi

Do u ever recall d first day we met? Our first hello? d day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For dat very day, I knew I'd cherish you 4ever till diabetics put us apart  

To Dual Core

Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!! Promo in HEAVEN for sinners like you. Die now and go to heaven without judgement offer last till May 7th 008 HAPPY NEW MoNtH

To ibkaye


When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Dual Core:

Chisimdi, cUz of what we share, Info might kill me
if i die 2nite i go with no regrets
if its in your arms den i kno i was blessed
but if your eyes r the last thing i see den i know the beauty heaven holds for me.

@dual core;y is it dat we close our eyez wen we sleep,dream and kiss?because d most precious tin in d world is unseen.

@info
because im the only one in your phone book apart from ur parents?

@Info. . .
do i know u?

@Chisimdi
If Love & Friendship could be bought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.
those wise enough to invest in you would all be millionaires!!!
but i already bought all the shares, cUz ov u, i'm rich.

To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset because your market value as a peson will never depreciate ( shares might depreciate you know?)

@  ibkaye

We cool 

@ Dual Core[b][/b]

What name do ur pals call you self?

@info
we cool

Dual Core:

@Info. . .
do i know u?

@Chisimdi
If Love & Friendship could be bought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.
those wise enough to invest in you would all be millionaires!!!
but i already bought all the shares, cUz ov u, i'm rich.

@dual core:I opened my purse and found it empty,I reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins Den i searched my heart and found u!Dats wen i realised hw rich i am

chisimdi:

@dual core:I opened my purse and found it empty,I reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins Den i searched my heart and found u!Dats when i realised hw rich i am

I have liked many but loved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
and if i do get that moment, i'll make it last one lifetime.

info:

To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset

chisim darl, seeing u as "an asset" means there are other asset, but NO, i don't see u as an asset, i see u as THE asset

which rich!? dual core is living off 10 naira a day abeg dont beleive him! rich ko!

@ ibkaye

We getting hot now  


@ Dual Core

There a news is that, new terrorist in town has poison all powdered milk
So Guys are told to suck only breast milk
But be wise no more gaying  around .U hear.?

To chisimdi

While waiting for the right person to come.

Play and have fun with the wrong 1

But be careful with who you play with

Becos that person might be the wrong 1 all along

info:

To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset because your market value as a peson will never depreciate ( shares might depreciate you know?)

@ ibkaye

We cool

@ Dual Core[b][/b]

What name do your pals call you self?

@info;If i culd re arrange d alphabet,i wuld put u and i 2geda.I ope u kw CPR because u take my breath away.

@info
definately

ibkaye:

which rich!? dual core is living off 10 naira a day abeg don't beleive him! rich ko!

ibkaye, u have fought and fought for my love on nairaland, but No, i have chosen to give it to chisim
i know its a hard fact to deal with, but i only have room for one
i'm really sorry, that ONE is not u, but my dear one.

Dual Core:

ibkaye, u have fought and fought for my love on nairaland, but No, i have chosen to give it to chisim
i know its a hard fact to deal with, but i only have room for one
i'm really sorry, that ONE is not u, but my dear one.

what a dream, wake up jo

To chisimdi

If u receive this text, u owe me a HUG,
If u Read this text u owe me a KISS,
If u ignore this text u owe me a favor
now go ahead i dare u to ignore IT  



@ Dual Core

If u receive this text, u owe me my sending credit,
If u Read this text u need to pay up,
If u ignore this text then you are a coward
now go ahead i dare u to ignore IT  

ibkaye:

what a dream, wake up jo

plz dont try to wake me up
while i sleep right in the arms of my dear one
that sleep, oh how so priceless!


@info
ignored, sorry

Dual Core:

I have liked many but loved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
and if i do get that moment, i'll make it last one lifetime.



chisim darl, seeing u as "an asset" means there are other asset, but NO, i don't see u as an asset, i see u as THE asset

@Dual core:My eyez r hurtin cos i can't C u,My arms r empty cos i can't hold U,My lips r cold cos i can't kiss U,BUT my heart is breaking cos i'm nt wit u.