eh guys i will like us to have a real yabbing contest amongs "the best of the best" yabist.
it should be characterised into various groups or should we make it royal rumble. feel free to mention names of the person you are yabbing or group of people.
WELL DONT LET US TAKE IT PERSONAL AFTERALL IF YOU DONT'T HAVE GOOD SENCE OF HUMOUR YOU WONT BE IN THIS PARTICULAR THREAD and moreover life is too short to live is sad and boring .
i will set the ball rolling and i am insulting/yabbing every future contestant.

ENJOY YAH SELF!

For una house your tv has only 2 buttons (on and off)

your papa is so damn poor even after he was given a pride price of N5 to marry your mama he still had to come and kidnap her from her parents house

your mama is so STUPID she goes around with a map in your ONE ROOM apartment so she doesnt get missing

your father is so short his tongue can actually reach his toes

you guys are so poor even your poor neigbours call u guys poor

your father is so foolish he picked a mans pocket only to steal a sim card and returned the phone

your father is so ugly when OBASANJA saw him he called SHREK over the phone and said " can't you see we are blessed with beauty"

your father is so dumb when the sheep saw him going to school he cried out to his mum to say "afterall i wouldn't do so bad in school with the man in my class"

your father is so stupid the sheep calls him dumb

your father is so stupid he uses touch ligh during the day and wears sun shades at night

@fizofly
hope u are well prepared for this thread,
well see your brothers,

well mogentle if not for the fact that i know ur father cant even afford a N20 condom but rather uses decoration baloons for hist protection i would have sent "my brothers" to come after his skinny ass to kidnap him at least we will make small money from ransom but the sad thing is even neigbours and his kins men want him out of their lives 'cus he is just a nuisance and a pest so no one will even move an inch to rescue him.

chai! **sits by to watch dis fite**

Fizofly, You need a digger and a shovel to dig a grave.

cos you are about to get skinned

webdezzi this shouldn't juat be about fizofly. i have read over time of who is the king of yabbs and all that but right now is the time to some into the ring and proof your mentle.

, well if its about getting skinned i know what your old man his capable of doing he is the only "human pitbull" still in existence and i sure do know i have to aviod him 'cus he last took his anti rabbis injection some 8 months back (thats really long over due). see yah!

webdezzi this shouldn't juat be about fizofly. i have read over time of who is the king of yabbs and all that but right now is the time to some into the ring and proof your mentle.

, well if its about getting skinned i know what your old man is capable of doing he is the only "human pitbull" still in existence and i sure do know i have to aviod him 'cus he last took his anti rabbis injection some 8 months back (thats really long over due). see yah!

@fizofly
your second post was really funny, but you could as well stop yabbing peeps anyhow for no reason. This should be fun nt fything among ourselves.
@infobaba
nice one

sims i'm in d 'rong place

Niothing personal folks.i tot we were just catching some fun,

infobaba sorry for the "double posting" but you know some peoples brains actually work only abot 0.002% through out their entire lives i.e it takes them to read like one million time b4 they understand something that is why i had to post some stuff twice for such people. but you know the sad thing? you actually fall into such category of people.

Anyway nothing personal sha. just catching some fun

i wonder where u got that thing up there from, want more fun?

I'll get you a she-goat so you can have real fun

Fun with a she-goat !!!

@poster

go get youself some work. your mates are busy getting laid. You are here showing off your short and skinny prick in the public

defemz:

@poster

go get youself some work. your mates are busy getting laid. You are here showing off your short and skinny prick in the public

You took this word from my anus

Well if joblessness is relaxing sipping some red wine in front of my laptop and being happy then let me continue to be jobless.
Just be careful on your way back from the cafe so that okada abi shey na keke maruna no go knock you again enter gutter. as for getting laid i have nothing to say to you but one thing is certain, guys like you just blab when you get in front of the babe abi shey na ashi your tinnie winnie is too invisible (tiny) for her to get noticed.

Who dis1 dey talk him dirty trash to?

INFOBABA of course

chai!

fizofly as your name be .
Na where you de wen the boys wan come kidnap you
Na your papa sent for them o, u cant beleive. He said he wan take you collect some money from your mama. Ngbo se u be collateral for a loan?

@ cbase

Which kind brother u be self? person dey yarb me for your front, na chai! u fit talk

@ infobaba how ur week, well that your "brother' chase no like you at all oh! Anyway i dont know how true this story i am hearing is but they told me that-

for your village the wisest man brain dey use solar and na only one sentence a day im fit make
the richest man for your village dey use lantern cook
and the best sports person just start to dey learn play lodu, well i dont know how true this is i just said i should let you know

@ my kali i was told in ur house every body dey chop better fod but the only time wey una taste me na big thing say from the youngest down to the oldest na suck everybody go suck the meat (and una be 18 children) for 5 minutes after which ur papa and mama go fight wrestle mania which means who ever wins the fight na im go finally chop am, well also trin to verify if its true.

@ infobaba how your week, well that your "brother' chase no like you at all oh! Anyway i don't know how true this story i am hearing is but they told me that-

for your village the wisest man brain dey use solar and na only one sentence a day im fit make
the richest man for your village dey use lantern cook
and the best sports person just start to dey learn play ludo, well i don't know how true this is i just said i should let you know

@ my kali i was told in your house every body dey chop better fod but the only time wey una taste meat na "big thing" say from the youngest down to the oldest na suck everybody go suck the meat (and una be 18 children) for 5 minutes after which your papa and mama go fight wrestle mania which means who ever wins the fight na im go finally chop am, well also trin to verify if its true.

Make una warn talknafree o. Else i go do am watin hot water dey to garri  now now 

info, y u dey waste time na. per boil the yong man.