grizz go away on one will join you
[s]am manure for lifeee!!!!!!! if you need me for ur garden or farm[/s]

can someone tell me what a united Arsenal won last season?

won

a jackal
a hucarson
lost an under18
misplaced skintite
won more fans
won silver in the ucl
watelse won more haters wit

well you are right, but sorry o!, the answer is nothing!!!!!!

for the gunners no more war cous we only fight on paper but with the disunited man utd arsenal will cry any day anytime pls note that.thanks

There is no war and what Mukina said is the truth men!

Oh, sori! Its arsenal vs man utd! *dis trespasn*! Me gone

yea, yeah, yeah,

grizz is dat rooney?

Mukina 2!
Tomorrow morning appear for charges
Your Escorting officer is AKOLAWOLE. and dress code is Arsenal jerseys.
these will be the awardsand if found guilty
Two months forfeiture of pay
five months loss of seniority on this forum
Trmination of commission
Discharge from gunner service
CHARGES!
1. Mutual communication with the enemy
Found in sect 12pg 20 of Gunner act.Any person who knowingly assist the enemy by giving useful info on our ammo,frequency.defence layout and disposition.
2.Espirit de corps---any person while on duty of gunners loses sense of belonging
3.Cowardice----any person who throws away his ammo and tools and follows an enemy to his camp
4. Neglect of duty &Aiding the enemy---.any person who abandons her place of duty after inducement or being seduced by enemy

Jackal!
You are a prisoner of war captured in our camp.
Appear for charges and HUCARSON will be your escorting officer.
Dress code---Man U jerseys
CHARGES!
1. Malingering
Any person subject to the act who prolongs his sickness or disability after Man U was limped by Chelsea for premiership title
2.Offenses against morale
Any person who whether orally,in writing and by signal blackmails gunners to join rebels
3.Desertion and persuation
Any person who leaves his camp with aim to persuade gunners to dessert their jobs.
4.Offenses to sentry and propaganda
Any enemy caught near our post seducing women in our camp and starts baseless lies.

Someone
find me Mukina2 and Jackal before I draft an extra charge of away without official leave(AWOL

Prissy i'll be dere but please reduce ma charges

Hmmm! Hmmm! Ronaldo is leavn man utd!, ribbery wants to move 2 arsenal!

Mukina 2
On that topic (U are joining Man U) I have formed a board of inquiry to investigate your case.
pray that you are not found guilty

lalaboi!
visit the subject you are also among the board members

Now Man U!
I could not hold laughter with Ronaldo joining divers.
Who saw his theatrical fall with two eyes fixed on the ref?
And he is so selfish Ronaldo.

Oriss i saw his dive but pls am not guilty

Muks!
Mitigation is you to explain like( it was sunday when jackal threatened me blablablabla
Explain Muks.
Remember you are guilty till proved innocent by the board.

Mukina
advice-I will be your witness because its jackal who threatened you with marriage and wedding.
Ha. I did not know arsenal is no joke and
i will not play around this name while am in the gunners.

thanx under18

But i told you earlier.
Now see all those awards.
So you were a big person in Arsenal and you might lose that rank if guilty.
Again i read you will not be allowed to transact on behalf of gunners.
Real punishment

oh God i love arsenal pls pls am not guilty ooo
am not what am i goin to do now
Bagoma ,skintite where are you

under 18,
              what she probably needs is a lawyer not a witness or else ur charges will also be drafted by priscy,remember draconian rules apply here too
              Priscy,thanx for the appointment,i promise to live up to expectations by ensuring fairness in the board's dealings.
              Mukina,beware

Kitaun dont mock me

where can i get a good lawyer on this forum

aint mocking u,i advise u and jackal should put up a joint defence
ably led in defence by hucarson
aight ?

kitaun u're not helpin here pls stop

HOW THEN MAY I HELP U

help me put together a team of good lawyers

like akola,grizzly,hucarson,bolaoni,blablabla

i cant choose Akola cuz he's already on the enquiry

i'll talk to grizz _{but we always quarrel}

hucarson will back jackal

balaoni i dont know him well

Lets face it guys;

Self-deception has become and english trait for years. for quite a while they fooled the world with their airs, dry 'comedy stars', over-inflated pounds, and sporting bravado. Its coming back to them, and like people who have too much to lose, they will hide under anything but truth.

Simply put, there is no one who has a higher opinion of the english than the english themselves. that is a problem, because then you lose objectivity.

Klinsmann got where he is because he knew he had average players, great keepers and an above-average Ballack. End of story. He played to their strength, created an aura of power that had others scared, got some luck [with pekerman's blunder] and made history. But his foundation was knowing exactly what he had. Same thing Otto in 2004.

England by comparism, had [still has] this mighty opinion of 'the best players in a generation' and decided they were bst in the world. Sure the players were good, but how many of them are really world class? Maybe five.

When u have a team like that, u face facts, play to ur strengths, bring enough strikers [cos only one is world class] and build a team ethic rather than harping about stars. What was Lampard and Gerrard doing on the same team? Ok, Rooney saw red because of 4-5-1. why play that style when crouchie is not on-field? so everyone whos is not satisfied with the formation should kill someone? Formation is determined by personnel. If ur players cant play it, you cant. Lampard had a bad tournament, likely due to fatigue - but he had NO replacement on the bench.

back to rooney. did he get a card because of 4-5-1 or because of petulance? football is a great game but lets not forget that its a dangerous one. a tackle can end a career. Putting things in focus, not all cards are intentional. In fact many are due to 'dangerous play' - and when u call urself a professional, your uniqueness is ability to play professionally. the stakes are higher, your pay is more, and u gotta be better. until rooney clears that, no dice.

Ronaldo was talking to the referee. did he face rooney? Nope. when rooney pushed him right in front of the ref it showed disrespect. its same as you whacking ur lil brother in front of ur dad instead of reporting [when we were young]. rooney knew this. he nearly finished a guy's 'descendants'. the least he could do was act sheepish and concerned to garner some 'sympathy votes'.

Bottom line - football is not church. Its got rules, not decency. Decency is to be implemented by the rules. Just like a company's policy.

Its like law - if u know the rules u can succeed. Henry knew the rules and that gave France 2 goals from dodgy decisions - against spain/puyol and against carvalho. rooney knew the rules. ronaldo knew the rules. by the rules, rooney deserved a red. if he'd acted contrite and allowed his teammates to yell, he might, MIGHT, have gotten a yellow. pushing ronaldo was a yellow again - so even if the ref wanted to have mercy. rooney eliminated the thought. It was a red. a good one. and the ref got the final because of it - because he stood up to the media circus of england and gave their flawed wonderboy a red. He did the right thing in a tight spot, and FIFA fast-tracked him into history as a result.

Bottom line is this: england have the media. do u know the kinda hype that S-africa league has? i wantched ajax cape town [i think] play enyimba last year and they looked like schoolboys. But if u read an S-A paper, they would sound like kings. England is over-hyped, and they live in their own delusions. They dont want to climb out. If they did, they would have begged a coach who knows how to play to his team's strengths like scolari, to come at any price. failing that they would have asked o'neill or allardyce, the best english coach at being realistic and playing to his team's strengths.

rooney said he was gobsmacked. Sure boy, we arent asking if it was intentional - most fouls arent. Its called 'dangerous play'. if a portuguese had done that to becks the whole english team would have protested, not one person.

So Ronaldo, in fact Portugal's offence, was beating the mosy hyped team of no-hopers around. The media machine will roll in with vengeance, the cost is showing already - ronaldo should have won tournament young player, not borowski. portugal became the 'diving team' - why not ask australia about the italian dive that kicked them out or discuss henry's back-hug with puyol?

And guys, until england has a team built as a team and not a media circus, and has a coach who is realistic about his team's status, they will go nowhere. Michael Owen said man for man they were the best in the tournament. Thats crazy. Argentina, Brazil, Italy, France, Spain & Germany had equal, or better, personnel. The difference is the sum total; the effectiveness of the team unit. Germany, fifth on personnel, had it and are third. Argentina, arguably best, changed the team plan and crashed.

England had neither personnel, team ethic nor plans. Only girlfriends. They're out. Thank God. Now we can watch the beautiful game without a media circus as dessert,

Bimbayo, please only speak english because i didn't understand what u've just said. But from my own understanding u're a three lions hater from ur analysis.
The fact is that england did not deserve to go out due to their 4-5-1.BUT rooney was sent off because he was frustrated due to the 4-5-1 formation which meant that he was a lone striker.
And one more thing please u can bash the three lions, but try not to bash the red devils.
welcome.