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| Thank You Nairaland by sammy6(m): 8:22am On Sep 05, 2008 |
Dear friends, I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to post funny stuff. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern, I can no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine spatters on the top of the can! I no longer use Saran wrap in to wrap my food and place in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones or sit directly on public seats because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being plastic. I no longer go to shopping malls where they give out perfume samples because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS, DHL or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone with caller ID hidden because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, Nigeria and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat Mr Biggs because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice or change into a coffin in the middle of the night. I no longer buy expensive foods from restaurants since I now have their recipe through Maggikitchen.com I no longer visit chinese restaurants cuz they serve rat meat. I no longer drink cold water cuz it freezes the oil in the food ive eaten and can stop my heart from beating I no longer come out from my car when someone bumps into me cuz it might be a car snatcher trying to snatch my car. Yes, I want to thank all of you sooo much for looking out for me! |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by chioya(f): 9:10am On Sep 05, 2008 |
u r welcome  |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by sammy6(m): 9:31am On Sep 05, 2008 |
Chioya, you no reply my last mail |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by chioya(f): 9:45am On Sep 05, 2008 |
i did not quite long  |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by Migines(m): 9:59am On Sep 05, 2008 |
Ha ha. Cool dude. |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by MrInfo1(m): 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
@ poster You forgot to add "I no longer bed wet" to your no longer list. Come and complete what you started o. Otherwise the thing go start back if care isn't taken |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by mykali(m): 2:20pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
infobaba: heh heh heh. yhu nor well. poster. if na true u better co-operate |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by agaba123(m): 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
infobaba: |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by MrInfo1(m): 2:51pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
mykali: just because i talk my church mind? u say i no well  |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by sammy6(m): 3:57pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
@INFOBABA Silly me, How could I have missed such an information. I NO LONGER BEDWET BECAUSE YOUR BABE KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by Abbygyal(f): 6:14pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
$ammy:lol but dats nt true |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by mykali(m): 6:43pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
Abbygyal: anybody with a normal brain will add 1+1 and will come up with this qxn: are yhu his babe ni  ?   infobaba: yhu dey go church, abi na de one wey yhu form. infobaba ministries nigeria limited. |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by dreday(m): 7:26pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
$ammy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by folahann(m): 7:38pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
Thank God for your life and well done for taking those good decisions |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by spenchuks(m): 7:43pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
@post dis one na obama speech |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by dreday(m): 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
People dey learn things jo. I feel u poster. |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by spenchuks(m): 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
wetin u learn now? tell me |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by mykali(m): 8:54pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
him dey learn how to bedwet, maybe. |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by lordmassac(m): 9:13pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
i wo ikaaaaaaa  |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by spenchuks(m): 9:45pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
meaning what?! |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by dreday(m): 9:59pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
spenchuks: As bewildered as u are |
| Re: Thank You Nairaland by mykali(m): 7:43pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
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| Re: Thank You Nairaland by spenchuks(m): 7:57pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
blame massacre |
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