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Ain't Touching That / 12 Husband And Still A Virgin by jpj(m): 10:01am On Feb 20, 2009 |
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal, Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ? The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"! He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?" The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
Re: Ain't Touching That / 12 Husband And Still A Virgin by romsky: 10:03am On Feb 20, 2009 |
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Re: Ain't Touching That / 12 Husband And Still A Virgin by jpj(m): 10:20am On Feb 20, 2009 |
If I put everything for one thread, Na book u wan read for my hand the school way you go no do you? |
Re: Ain't Touching That / 12 Husband And Still A Virgin by romsky: 10:37am On Feb 20, 2009 |
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Re: Ain't Touching That / 12 Husband And Still A Virgin by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Feb 20, 2009 |
no comment for now |
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