You use to fok him daily, each night, each morning, but suddenly he announces to you, he is travelling out of the country, u love him so mush, u begin to cry, so he left, one year, two years, three years, until one day, u just decided to check your pussy, u come see say the thing don gum together due to no dik, as if say you don use evo stick or super glue gum am together, wow, how do you cope, before the three years, and after, how do women cope?

LMAO dont tell me dis is his_grace

get a jump off

simply do
t-o-m-b-o-l-a

Only God helps us, the guys leaves us,we miss them,later become sex starved,and, we try something funny, lol
second option ^{spank d pony!!}

ramonacee:

^{spank d pony!!}

You mean having a horse and digging its style ? _{i dey fear nowadays woman o}

Buy a big teddy bear

hug ur teddy bear when you miss him

Get a Love Machine if you are sex starved!

hollandis:

You mean having a horse and digging its style ? _{i dey fear nowadays woman o}

abeg ohhhhh
i meant masturbate, self-service it, got it