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Re: Patner Allocation by Jeovy(m): 3:42am On Sep 12, 2008
sharap there
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 6:09am On Sep 12, 2008
What is Sharrap? I dont see it anywhere in the dictionary tongue
Re: Patner Allocation by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Sep 12, 2008
u no fit read na
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 1:17pm On Sep 12, 2008
Since its not in the DIC-tionary then it should be in the TIT-ionary cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Patner Allocation by clemcykul(f): 1:59pm On Sep 12, 2008
lol
na only bad thing u dey fit learn for unilag. . . . . i no go pay ur skul fees again
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 9:17pm On Sep 12, 2008
FYI

I'm on scholarship.Can you beat thatHad F9 parallel in my O'level(WAEC) and -100 in my UME(minus 100,na me dey owe jamb marks) cheesy grin
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 9:26pm On Sep 12, 2008
omo na wa oh
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 10:51pm On Sep 12, 2008
tufe:

omo na wa oh
Yeah.Na real wahhh.I know you would be the first to beat that undecided undecided
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 10:54pm On Sep 12, 2008
i dont pride myself in nonsense
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 1:01am On Sep 13, 2008
*sits back to watch d fight*
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 1:46am On Sep 13, 2008
*Grabs a nice bottle of coke,breaks it on SAM's head and stabs TUFE*
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 3:52am On Sep 13, 2008
shocked shocked shocked Theres a murderer in the house!!!! angry

Gabrywyl shoots showbobo with her M16 machine Gun before he stabs tufe and hurts SAM Milla.

HAAAA! Serve you right Buddy! angry
Re: Patner Allocation by Jeovy(m): 4:48am On Sep 13, 2008
tufe:

i don't pride myself in nonsense

what do you pride yourself in
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 6:47am On Sep 13, 2008
In becoming a Olodo grin
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 7:49am On Sep 13, 2008
things r going crazy here
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 9:35am On Sep 13, 2008
Jeovy:

what do you pride yourself in

na ur consine



now where that person wey break sam head. ehen, i don find you

**carries him aside**

good job. i hope say sam no go see this post sha
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 9:53am On Sep 13, 2008
gabrywyl:

shocked shocked shocked Theres a murderer in the house!!!! angry

Gabrywyl shoots showbobo with her M16 machine Gun before he stabs tufe and hurts SAM Milla.

HAAAA! Serve you right Buddy! angry
Have you ever heard of ODESHI(african bulletproof).I'm fortified cheesy cheesy


@Tufe

Its a job welldone bro.Since Sam is injured now you can dethrone him,ok
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2008
NA UR SISTER INJURE ME.
AND U WANT HIS BOYFRIEND OUT OF SEAT
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 10:06am On Sep 13, 2008
showbobo:

Have you ever heard of ODESHI(african bulletproof).I'm fortified cheesy cheesy



Nahhh ahhh. . . you did not say that earlier so you were actually only wearing a thong when you attcked.

SAM MILLA:

NA UR SISTER INJURE ME.
AND You WANT HIS BOYFRIEND OUT OF SEAT

Which sister Sam? Clem? Lysaa? Chioya?
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 10:09am On Sep 13, 2008
@showbobo

good good good, but i didnt ask u to kill him.

**handcuffs showbobo**

u shall be hung for treason.

now i wonder who wud succeed Sam, . . . . . . . .hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

ok, i have an idea, let me be the acting King, till he's son is old enuff in 20yrs time cool cool cool
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 10:11am On Sep 13, 2008
I'm old enough so I fit be king!!! You don't remember that i'm the king's son?  grin
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 10:15am On Sep 13, 2008
ok na
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:25am On Sep 13, 2008
*throws a bucket of water at tufe to wake him up from dream*

i believe the word treason rings a bell
whether dreaming or not
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 10:36am On Sep 13, 2008
Ha, King Sam, u still dey. i tot showbobo had killed you.

**steps down from throne to embrace the king**

u know i wudnt try to over throw your rule. i only tot u were gone. I have locked showbobo in the dungeon, so we shall await ur orders on what to do with him.

Gab, u are a boi, hmmmmmmn. i smell a rat somewhere.
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oh, i've found the rat, its under gab's pant
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:40am On Sep 13, 2008
sentence showbobo to life imprisonment
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 10:42am On Sep 13, 2008
yes sire.

signed and sealed. . . . . .GBAM !!!!!
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 10:45am On Sep 13, 2008
Being the Kings inlaw makes me have an Immunity.Its impossicant i cant fit go to jail sad sad sad
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:48am On Sep 13, 2008
bring back my sister and go to jail
Re: Patner Allocation by tufe(m): 10:51am On Sep 13, 2008
which of ur sister did he take again
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:57am On Sep 13, 2008
chioya
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 11:08am On Sep 13, 2008
Person wey i don charm.She's going nowhere and even if she goes she would definitely come back to me grin
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 11:19am On Sep 13, 2008
Which Chioya una dey talk about, MJ?

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