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Re: Patner Allocation by chioya(f): 4:30pm On Sep 10, 2008
set fire partners in crime wink
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 5:30pm On Sep 10, 2008
clem, ademiller will declare war on you soon.
i will sit back and watch who wins, then make my decision
olden days style.
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 8:08pm On Sep 10, 2008
@Gabrywyl

You are hereby charged to court for misdemeanour,misconduct and impersonation. grin grin
Re: Patner Allocation by gilgee(m): 8:19pm On Sep 10, 2008
Showbobo na who give you the jurisdiction to charge am? You are hereby sentenced to 3 months excess bla bla-ing for unlawfully charging the charged. Una don turn batteries. " Enuf charging in the house"
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 8:36pm On Sep 10, 2008
hmmm
Re: Patner Allocation by gilgee(m): 8:43pm On Sep 10, 2008
Them cut your tongue comot?
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2008
iti akwu?
Re: Patner Allocation by gilgee(m): 9:00pm On Sep 10, 2008
owu nmu na gi soro ti nyawu akwu.
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2008
speaking in tongues lipsrsealed
Re: Patner Allocation by gilgee(m): 9:40pm On Sep 10, 2008
You no sabi that language. Na ancient language.
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 10:01pm On Sep 10, 2008
Sam Afo Nsi, how u dey na? cheesy
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2008
i no blame you.
you know i resemble you small,
your papa played foul a lot
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 10:26pm On Sep 10, 2008
i have the jurisdiction to charge the charger for the fact that she should be charged by a charger which i am.
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 10:39pm On Sep 10, 2008
kolo shocked shocked shocked
Re: Patner Allocation by dreday(m): 10:45pm On Sep 10, 2008
See wahala wey Sam come cause for hia now.
Who send u to arrange pairings?
See as all the supposedly cream girls dey fight
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2008
, FIGHTING FOR ME

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Patner Allocation by dreday(m): 11:17pm On Sep 10, 2008
My good man,ur life is in danger.
What will u do when the guns start blazing?
Hide in a corner?
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 11:27pm On Sep 10, 2008
dont worry about me.
they dont fight with guns
they fight with their mouths.
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 1:10am On Sep 11, 2008
They hit one another with their . . . . .and wet others with their juices grin grin grin
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 1:15am On Sep 11, 2008
PERVERT angry
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 8:10am On Sep 11, 2008
agreed
Re: Patner Allocation by cbase: 8:17am On Sep 11, 2008
stamped and sealed wink
Re: Patner Allocation by chioya(f): 8:38am On Sep 11, 2008
tears stamp
angry angry
hisss
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 10:57am On Sep 11, 2008
gabrywyl:

PERVERT angry
Someone must have freaked my baby out.who be that kolo,ehn??
Re: Patner Allocation by dani1luv: 11:24am On Sep 11, 2008
@ sam

you nver gve me ma patner grin
Re: Patner Allocation by gilgee(m): 5:14pm On Sep 11, 2008
Showbobo U don sabi work pass your teacher oo. Na wah oo!
Re: Patner Allocation by showbobo(m): 7:47pm On Sep 11, 2008
gilgee:

Showbobo You don sabi work pass your teacher oo. Na wah oo!
You mean how to be a gentle boy??Yes sir,i'm a very good boy and everybody can testicle,i mean testify grin grin grin.
Re: Patner Allocation by SamMilla1(m): 9:09pm On Sep 11, 2008
daniluv, remain single for now, i will get u a good pat,
Re: Patner Allocation by mykali(m): 9:21pm On Sep 11, 2008
thank God, all the evil babes have been taken, i am FREEEEEEEEE. grin
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 2:48am On Sep 12, 2008
I be evil angry
Re: Patner Allocation by Jeovy(m): 3:10am On Sep 12, 2008
SAM,to say you are sick means am praising you.How come you paired me with a guy,you better don't allow my princesa kiss to see this. home breaker angry
Re: Patner Allocation by Gabry(f): 3:40am On Sep 12, 2008
Cause Sam realizes that you are bisexual

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