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Re: Dear Girlfriend by Baxilexi(m): 7:18pm On Oct 30, 2008
guy abeg befor you ban, gimme your yim.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by dani1luv: 7:24pm On Oct 30, 2008
i hiaby bann masef 4rm NL . . .oya bann grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Baxilexi(m): 7:27pm On Oct 30, 2008
okay. . . . . . you fit bann now grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by dani1luv: 7:36pm On Oct 30, 2008
wink
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 6:58am On Oct 31, 2008
mumu
Re: Dear Girlfriend by jaymobb(m): 8:08am On Oct 31, 2008
u included
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 8:09am On Oct 31, 2008
How can the sayer be included Haba undecided
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 31, 2008
MILLA AM SO SRY I HAVE 2 DO THIS, I DONT THINK I CAN WAIT ANY FUTHER TO SAY THIS, I LUV U AND LUVED YOU ALL DIS WHILE, I MISS YOU, I ACTUALLY GOT INTO ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP, BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT, I MISSED U LYK CRAZY, MISS UR HANDS ,UR KISS. TO TOUCH, INFACT EVERYTHING, JUST NOT AFRAID TO DECLARE IT PUBLIC NOW, U CAN DO WATEVER U LIKE, BUT GET IT CLEAR. 4GET BOUT EVERYTHING, LYK AM NOT DOIN IT 4 WATEVA, U TOUT ME 2 LUV WITHOUT BOUND
Re: Dear Girlfriend by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Oct 31, 2008
aww darling i love you tooo kiss grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 31, 2008
MILLA AM SO SRY I HAVE 2 DO THIS, I DONT THINK I CAN WAIT ANY FUTHER TO SAY THIS, I LUV U AND LUVED YOU ALL DIS WHILE, I MISS YOU, I ACTUALLY GOT INTO ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP, BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT, I MISSED U LYK CRAZY, MISS UR HANDS ,UR KISS. TO TOUCH, INFACT EVERYTHING, JUST NOT AFRAID TO DECLARE IT PUBLIC NOW, U CAN DO WATEVER U LIKE, BUT GET IT CLEAR. 4GET BOUT EVERYTHING, LYK AM NOT DOIN IT 4 WATEVA, U TOUT ME 2 LUV WITHOUT BOUND
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:14pm On Oct 31, 2008
NOT FOR U CLEM, ITZ FOR SAM MILLA, THE PAGE OWNER, AN AM RILLY SERIOUS BOUT IT, PLZ TOK 2 HIM FOR ME,
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 12:35pm On Oct 31, 2008
wow!!
I m lost here.
Eudora don't tell me you don't know where to find me.
Why on a public forum plus this is a jokes section.
I am suprised that you can say all this here.
I don't hate you because i promised you i will never do that no matter what.
I don't hate you because you are an angel.
But i have learnt to live without angels.
And i am learning to live without love now.
It was never a mistake coming across you because the short moment
I spent around you is irreplaceable.
It got stuck somewhere i could not erase it, no matter how hard i tried.
I am not in any relationship with anybody and i like things that way.
I live alone in my own corner of the planet trying to avoid more heartbreaks.
I remained your friend all those while and did care for you a lot.
I remember you introduced me to this forum.
That was the first day i saw you at your cybercafe.
I remember an angel sitting at my right hand side that sunny afternoon.
It is still like yesterday to me
I don't blame you for what you said here but you could have sent me a mail.
I would not have doubted you .
You have my e mail address and my messenger.
I am trying to move on with my life now.
Don't try to bring tears to my eyes again,
I have already vowed never to cry again.
I am strong now and i have built my heart around steel and jokes.
Don't make me say what i am not sure of and please
Re: Dear Girlfriend by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Oct 31, 2008
wow am touched at this reunion cool
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gamine(f): 1:11pm On Oct 31, 2008
Chei!

19 yrs old??

How old is this Sam Milla sef. undecided

I will report this girl to the authorities angry
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:16pm On Oct 31, 2008
Gamine , i am 50 years old. whats your business?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gamine(f): 2:33pm On Oct 31, 2008
It is a public forum and i know how old you are.

I also know Eudora.

Mr man you have BiG ISSUES
Re: Dear Girlfriend by romsky: 2:40pm On Oct 31, 2008
luv in nld, meself wan write missive letter o
Re: Dear Girlfriend by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On Oct 31, 2008
u can fit to write am to me
Re: Dear Girlfriend by dani1luv: 3:40pm On Oct 31, 2008
nor let am lost ohhh grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 5:36pm On Oct 31, 2008
Gamine:

It is a public forum and i know how old you are.

I also know Eudora.

Mr man you have BiG ISSUES

Yea, very big issue
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2008
sam no mind the girl. she wan use you as second option. wink
Re: Dear Girlfriend by texazzpete(m): 6:53pm On Oct 31, 2008
Eudora:

MILLA AM SO SRY I HAVE 2 DO THIS, I don't THINK I CAN WAIT ANY FUTHER TO SAY THIS, I love U AND LUVED YOU ALL this WHILE, I MISS YOU, I ACTUALLY GOT INTO ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP, BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT, I MISSED U like CRAZY, MISS UR HANDS ,UR KISS. TO TOUCH, INFACT EVERYTHING, JUST NOT AFRAID TO DECLARE IT PUBLIC NOW, U CAN DO WATEVER U LIKE, BUT GET IT CLEAR. forget BOUT EVERYTHING, like AM NOT DOIN IT 4 whatever, U TOUT ME 2 love WITHOUT BOUND

pity your tearjerker tale was spoilt by your atrocious spelling.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gamine(f): 8:12pm On Oct 31, 2008
@Sam Milla

i saw your Epistle before you edited your post

Anyway,

You dont Toy with People's heart

You didnt Allow her grow up, before you put yourself allover her

Why did you think she needed the space

And Then You LEFT.

How was she supposed to feel?? undecided

That Girl is in a School i know, and i can almost state what she is going through

I dont know how you feel now, it would be a big pointer to how things eventually turn out
Re: Dear Girlfriend by MrTurkey(m): 8:35pm On Oct 31, 2008
this can't possibly be for real now, can it? undecided
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2008
Gamine:

@Sam Milla

i saw your Epistle before you edited your post

Anyway,

You don't Toy with People's heart
You didnt Allow her grow up, before you put yourself allover her

Why did you think she needed the space

And Then You LEFT.

How was she supposed to feel?? undecided

That Girl is in a School i know, and i can almost state what she is going through

I don't know how you feel now, it would be a big pointer to how things eventually turn out



Gamine, I really dont understand you at all.
You sound like i committed atrocity by leaving Nigeria.
It was my heart that was toiled with here.
You dont know what i passed through emotionally and you wont know if i dont tell you.
Leave me alone to deal with this issue, I am hurt by what she said here.
I hoped she was happy cos i wanted her to be happy.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by mukina2: 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2008
Sam

You do not have to explain yourself to Gamine, its not necessary undecided

Gamine
haba
so what if you know, must you come after him
let the guy be
or are you Eudora?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by MrCrackles(m): 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2008
mukina2:

hey

Muki how far naw?!

grin

we need to go and analyse the gunners game tmor on the thread!!
Re: Dear Girlfriend by mukina2: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2008
MrCrackles:

Muki how far naw?!

grin

we need to go and analyse the gunners game tmor on the thread!!

wait where u dey comot this hey from all the time? grin

i see you today . .lots of trouble you this guy haaaaaaaaaa grin

Nothing to analyse o . I hope for their sakes and my own they win or else i go juju them grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by MrCrackles(m): 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2008
mukina2:

wait where u  dey comot this hey from  all the time? grin

i see you today . .lots of trouble you this guy haaaaaaaaaa grin

Nothing to analyse o . I hope for their sakes and my own they win or else i go  juju them grin

i just wind people up Muki, no element of seriousness in it!!

but i hope they win though, arsenal na wahala to watch game without heart ache nowadays!!
Re: Dear Girlfriend by mukina2: 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2008
MrCrackles:

i just wind people up Muki, no element of seriousness in it!!

but i hope they win though, arsenal na wahala to watch game without heart ache nowadays!!

i know but sometimes you scare them smiley tongue

The have to o. because we cant afford any more slip up angry

my heart is used to it now sad grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by MrCrackles(m): 10:25pm On Oct 31, 2008
mukina2:

i know but sometimes you scare them smiley tongue

The have to o. because we can't afford any more slip up angry

my heart is used to it now sad grin

grin

i hope we win

we would come back and rejoice on the forum tomorrow insha Allahu! grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 10:30pm On Oct 31, 2008
hey, you guyz, oya off to sports section. grin grin grin

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