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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:31pm On Sep 23, 2008
corrupt boy lipsrsealed
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 11:04am On Sep 26, 2008
who told u that?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:06am On Sep 26, 2008
I know that.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 11:37am On Sep 26, 2008
how did u know?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 11:47am On Sep 26, 2008
He was taught at school
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 12:23pm On Sep 26, 2008
by lysaa s dad of course
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 3:40pm On Sep 26, 2008
My dad was a good lecturer, trust me, but he couldn't afford to teach crap!

Did u learn that from the crap hole? lipsrsealed tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 5:08pm On Sep 26, 2008
see as you dey defend your papa like say you and him are real tight.

someone you hate with passion.

anyway it wasnt your fault lysaa.
i know what happened
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 5:59pm On Sep 26, 2008
My dad's a good man, so am i a good girl. . U never know with us so, rest ur case.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Jeovy(m): 6:17pm On Sep 26, 2008
family issues
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:36pm On Sep 26, 2008
our father's daughter has gone mad again.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 9:40pm On Sep 26, 2008
duhhhhhhh! I don't share dad angry


tongue tongue tongue grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:51pm On Sep 26, 2008
even with your mum?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 9:55pm On Sep 26, 2008
thats a special case. .
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:58pm On Sep 26, 2008
agreed with fear
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 9:59pm On Sep 26, 2008
certainly.

how u dey na?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:14pm On Sep 26, 2008
i dey fine elizabeth cheesy
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 10:20pm On Sep 26, 2008
if u know how much i detest that name ehn. . anyways, thats not where my Lisa is from.

It's Lysaa y'all, be'er reco'nize. cool
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:47pm On Sep 26, 2008
ok louisa, i will take note cool
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 10:51pm On Sep 26, 2008
don't even go there sad
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:59pm On Sep 26, 2008
ok sorry jennifer, i wont call you village name again.
meanwhile , who is the other sweetheart behind you on the pic?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2008
ore mi. be ni?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:30pm On Sep 26, 2008
translate that latin now
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Sep 27, 2008
do not disturb me. translated.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 8:20am On Sep 28, 2008
fake translation.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 6:07pm On Sep 28, 2008
take it or leave it.

Mykali thank u dear, u are too mush kiss kiss
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:17am On Sep 29, 2008
hmm , see lysaa don dey bribe mykali.


see as im dey chase boys since i divorce am
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 1:23pm On Sep 29, 2008
she too like man be that
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 1:32pm On Sep 29, 2008
every woman like man, but she dey over do am angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:49pm On Sep 29, 2008
I dont like men. . . angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by holythug(m): 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2008
NAME ---------------holythug-----------------------

SEX ------------------find out----------------------

AGE ---------------------44+32+11----------------------

AMBITION ------------------to rearrange new boobies for the new kingdom, make sure the kingdom becomes the largest exporter and users of condoms------------------

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY -------with all my heart------------------------

DO YOU LIKE JOKES ----------------its part of my life----------

ARE YOU STUPID ----------------ask me again-----------------------

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY -------------yes o-------------------

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN -----------------women o, but my own is love---------------

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ------------------my own na chop and clean mouth--------------------

GOOD LUCK
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by holythug(m): 2:02pm On Sep 29, 2008
maybe ll b d minister of sex & women affairs

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