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this is totally non-partisan. . .this is one good advice for my oga ooo #SaiBaba. . .


Nigerians need to be patient wif baba, #Change is a gradual, slow and painful process and i beliv that wif the kind of elected people nigeria is being priviledged wif today(people like oga bruce), #Change will definitely come!
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Everybody needs to participate in this #Change, be it APC or PDP, GEJ should remain and watch, with prayers, from otueke while #SaiBaba should filter the goats from humans in aso rock. . .
Bo se ma je ni yen. . .won ti settle e
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HAAAAY PEEEEE SEEEEEE!
#Change!
Baba mi tinubu #Iba!

eyizzie:
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awesome work! Oga reply my inbox lets hala!!!! Was that sarz on the beat!?

i wan read fani kayode's article after this

israelpalatoe:
multiple thumb printing was eliminated and voters shrunk massively in some regions. please think wisely.
if we talk of fraudulent practices, some regions will be painted in red.
please we are wiser now.
when something favors me, it's okay by me. otherwise, it's not OK. this is what is called HUMAN.

this is the summary of the whole aribisala's painful epistle. . .

The president elect is GMB and i am ready to see his achievements in the next 4 yrs. . . All post elections grieviances should be submitted to otuoke for historical use!!!!!

Eko oo ni baje oo #Ambo

ifko:
one of the face Tanke members

no mind @op jaare, sake of say hin GP no even fit flash his withered brain cells, hin kan dey wash ma beta-by-faa university. .diaris god sha!

Unilorin, the only skuul i first heard the word 'shunt'. . .the only skuul where u gatz run tu park by 5pm if u no wan reach oke odo by 9pm . .lol

it is only in unilorin that a rumour will transform to news. . .the only fed university with an high tuition fee. . .the better-by-far school that still uses blackboard. . .oga oooo

eyizzie:
heard rappaz aint vegetarians,too much beefin' around.yeah i would love to battle long as i gat my bar-tool

but beef?
i would rather follow d '2 phase' from 'grass to grace'.

n incase am d 'one' 2 hate lyk 3 numbers i'll kip my 10/10 record.

hmmmm

buskie13:
Obama is a scallywag... any objections?

y can't he mind his business... attention seeking bas.tard

GEJ till 2019

laffin in afrikaans at dat bolded word.. .. ..whu z seeking attention!? Obama? Haba guy u get grade for goofing oooo!!!

JigsawKillah:
phuck my sister/ phuck my mother/
or phuck my father/ and phuck my brother

ooops! Nihga why!?

gtechno:
Sometyms u don't insult people u don't know
Cos dey might b working for boko and in aminute u just blow
Because u dey live for jungle.. U r writing lines abt monkeys
Well ma boy I don't care abt u junkies just need u deliver me d weeds
And let me get ma money ..

Is diz 2 lines!? Or you're just too blind?/
fyn! I guess this are true signs that shows dat you're too wack//

racks boutta sound it !!!!


am an hustle boss/. .c how i shuffle toys//
boys claim they go hard/ literally. .they love to *u.ck//
fu.ckin up over t.itties nd b tins. . they've got to suck//
wad up y'all. .rack's in! whu da *u.ck wanna brawl?//
av bin on d side lines/ as i sight fa.gs//
bin readin between d lines. .nd i can say guys wack//
but hold up!. . .niggas i only cite facts//
'fore u talk stupid. .claimin i only want d limelight//
i write well. .my composure go make ya fear fear//
cray puns and mets that wud make a vet beg//
lil gees wanna dare. .i'l double dare dare//
i'll show ya hell. . scriptin ur death sentence//
yall can tell. . .dat am a real believer//
but i kill scripts wif ill inks. .u gotta believe that//
speak real on the wheel. .tryin hard tu gettin bigger//
wrestlin wif ma demons. .but dat wudnt mean am d cena//
am emergin intu d scene..no emergency needed pls//
am down to earth. .slowly mergin gently wif in depth skill//
you niggas weak. .you nigs are real empty//
u wunt wanna test d pain i give but rather witness me//
c d verses i pile. .nigga am versatile//
yall nid rack versity. .nd dat simply cos ur bars are wack//
wen my verses 'land'. .*laughs* its a 'mass-acre'//
ready to tear apart fa.gs and dump dem wacks aside//
i ride easy wif the punchs and metaphor//
but bum gotta run if i let ma vengeance pour//
its easy tie and 'die'. . .c d gays i get 'wrappd' up//
i strangle em wif rhymes. .and dats a rap bender's work//
but u nigs best be warned. .diz z just d statement//
i respect wacks nd vets here. .nd dat's clearly stated//
m stainless. .ion 'trip' 4 lil boys that tryna claim vets//
cos even if they are 'my great' men. .i'll leave em in a 'state' of painment//

talk about braggin ryts/. .we kno chorey is only gud for beefs and spicin rice/
am a grand killa. .wit lil oil on fire, chorey is a smal tiny fry/

Lyk gravity, I'd be bringin max down to its minimum/
He said he his crack. Well!. .dat proves d fact dat he z a silly bum/

007Bruce:
hi, my name is bob/ i'm eighty one/ nah, eighteen, done.

LhoOd:
Wats dis one sayinq..ode/ X2

Tedman:
Ur Punchlines are Comical, Bruce, and as u
are a Greenhorn, u'll be needing a good luck Banner and little or no Brute force to Marvel me.

Lookin at dem kids sttuter/some real big suckers/
Y not admit dat yall 'stuck'. .lyk a type of fish I av for sweet supper/

goshkid!?
such a f**kd nick/yous a dumb prick/
i'd be whippin u 'back to bark' lyk ur my dawg... biiiiiiitch!!!

mystolad: ok....keep scamming d innocent aspirants while we watch.

once level is not equivalent to its attached reasoning.it takes common sense which r quite uncommon to know that help can come from anywhere (young,old,100,500 etc)...

lets move forward pls......

my advice , read a lil bit of sport histories,confab updates,basic biology,basic math,English (concord etc),business math n mayb economics.....

guy just stop quotin him nd lets move abeg oo
give ur best. y d hate na?
he has even apologize sef
pls nd pls. dz is not a fin of whu knws beta ooo. iz a matter of helpin awt. if he @rayopt iz scammin am sure pipu wud av known him by now. .no today he don dey post 4 nairaland educational thread ioo. .for d past 3 yrs dat he has bin postin on unilorin admission whu can say he has bin scammed by rahz?
pls it is enuf oo.

rayopt: more arguments nd less works. .

why am i havin yall buzzin even witawt effort. .
. . .av dropped more likely or past questions(anyhow u call it) in my grup. .av given out useful tips to aspirants dat nids it. .i avent collected a dime, those in my grup can testify. . .

my works speaks better of my intentions. . .u guys shud be more useful to aspirants and not get busy tryin to bust scammers. .diz iz my idea in d furst place.

i apologize if i tryd tu act as if i kno it all buh u guys shud be busy given awt tu aspirants nd not pounce on my every acts. .yep choose4me u are ryt am aware of pipu in their 2nd degree dat r still tryin tu get a 3rd. . .

are u all satisfied now?


@dele i done apologize iooo. . .lol @u sha

thumbs up broda

ayo oga mi @rayopt

to be honest wit u, i tot u fell out arguing wit this guys..the same thing happened last year.
just be patient wif this dudes and remember this is nairaland educational thread and not ur rap battle thread oooo

@yal

rayopt isnt tryin to sell past questions but you cant say aspirants dont nid it...just my opinion..

those politicians have found a scapegoat

all unilorin aspirants shud gather in a whatsapp group wif my guy @rayopt with diz number 08177680334...

infos 'bout post ume wil b gotten fasta
post ume past questions wil be posted there 4 free
get to chat wit oda aspirants
. . .so on

just message 08177680334 wif ur name to join d group now.

rayopt: welcum baack yall


is this d real thread?

aiit. . .past question z awt. .compiled frum 2008-2013. ..it is a 180pages booklet and to b honest wif u guys if u can read it all. .. .d sky z ur limit

itz #1000 evrywhere buh i will b pastin some on vhiz thread very soon. . .

got any question? meet me on 2go @rahzilla

peace

rayopt: i shudnt be doin vhiz buh 4 d sake of jhena sha

08177680334

wait a minute. . . did u add me on fb?

the great GEOLOGIST!!

@ayo oga mi dem do us bad 4 cbt ooo
ogun ma pa won ni!!!

y u no wan add 4 group na?

our own captain secured our ticket back to nigeria. .
a sign of leadership
there iz God ooo

we try. . .*sobs*

up naija. . .we try sha

Ibime: My words set in stone like Moses up in the mountain/
King Tourney, Chukka was spitting something astounding/ Every pun was dumbfounding/
and it's a safe bet. . . that my reign would have fall. . the way Thunder was sounding!/
but Mikuz will get dumped in the fountain/ when my trouble surround him/
They're done with the counting/ The numbers are now in!/
It says . . I'm one in a million. . and he's one in a thousand/
Fück what his tongue is espousing/ we aint feeling his rank though/
I peeling his cap so/ he better chill and relax yo/
You can't compare a King to a tadpole/ Ask that villain Di Caprio/
He feeling my damn flow/
Despite being racist. . . he still consider this bad bro/ . .an exceptional nigger. . .like Django!/
General. . .commanding troops/ to stand and shoot/
Niggas in Naples shipping me Italian suits/
I put explosives and knockouts in a bastards food. . . call it Banger soup!/
I'm married too/ but still in the strip club with my lavish crew/
With girls showing off their family jewels/ when I brandish loot/
But not like niggas in Miami do/
They throw one dollar notes when enjoying the strip/
But since £1 sterling don't come in notes. . . I'm stoning coins at the bítch!/
Boy, it's a trip/ I might get a chick moist in the whip/
I get overexhuberant sometimes. . . and dislocate the joint in my hip/
What's the point to this shít?/ this verse is aimless and dumb/
Even heaven couldn't battle against with my phrase and my puns/
cos my rhymes could split the sky lines. . like the rays of the sun/

wtf diz is good stuff!