What if this were ur final college exams?




Instructions
Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.

History
Descrive the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially but not exclusively, on it social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

Medicine
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

Public Speaking
2500 riot-crazed aboriginies are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Biology
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if the form of life had developed 50 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

Music
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Psychology
Based on your knowledge of their works evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodites, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

Sociology
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Engineering
The dissassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Economics
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas. Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in you answer to the last question.

Political Science
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on it socio-political effects if any.

Epistemology
Take a postion for or against truth. Prove the validity of your postion.

Physics
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Astronomy
Define the universe. Give three examples.

General Knowledge
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

omo bone, av failed d exam

c'mmon just give it a try
why not start with medicine, history and astronomy

lol look at u. u obviously dont like me; talkin bout biology, history n astronomy, my weakest points.

d only thing i can do there is sociology n it aint even guaranteed dt i wont fail dt one.

theres no tryin when u knw u r gonna flunk it.

av u tried it!!

yes i tried it i started with history but cldnt write more that 300 pages. aint that poor?

i can try with the economics but why is there no accounting?

r_o_b_b_y:

What if this were your final college exams?

Medicine
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

Does this college by any chance belong to Idi-amin, there will be lots of student "bodies" against this one o!!!

this is more than just an exam, itz a death sentence

Oracle i guess u are right, its far more than death, i think if i try that am gonna die alive and i didn't come to naira land to come and die.

I cant find my sitting position and exam number or do I need a special centre?

shai, see this kain thing o, im not going to write anythin. I will just submit and go.

What ! this is what i call" doomsday conspiracy"

r_o_b_b_y:

c'mmon just give it a try
why not start with medicine, history and astronomy

Just finished my MEDICINE question. Can't wait to see the result.

omo forget, i thought i will be able to solve the engineering aspect. but forget, a gun, a swahili manual and a tiger!!!, i never wann die. I go cut onetime

Which kain JAMB Question be dis?

i'll attempt the engineering question, get the rifle and shoot the invigilator, i believe the aim of the exams is to get all questions wrong, at least i got that wrong. abi?

Err, not quite

General Knowledge Describe in detail. Be objective and specific. I think this on is easy describe the idiot who set the question and calling him an idiot is highly objective detailed and specific