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Final Exams by Everbright(f): 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2007
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> One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went
> out drinking till late night, as many college students are prone to
> do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was
> scheduled for the next day.
>
> In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look
> as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
>
> They went up to the dean and explained that they had gone out to
> a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car
> burst. They continued to explain how they had to push the car all
> the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
> test.
>
> The dean, being a compassionate human being said that they could
> take the test after 3 days. The students graciously replied that
> they'd be ready by that time.
>
> On the third day, they appeared before the dean. The dean
> explained that since this was a special test all four were required
> to sit in separate classrooms for the duration of the exam.
>
> They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
> The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 points:
>
>
> MID SEMESTER COURSE WORK EXAMINATION
>
>
> INSTRUCTIONS :
> All questions are required. Any inconsistencies on any of the
> questions among the four students will result in all the candidates
> getting a zero mark.
>
>
> Q.1. Write down your name. ----- (2 POINTS)
>
>
>
> Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding
> you attended. ----- (30 POINTS)
>
>
>
> Q.3. What type of a car were you driving? ------(20 POINTS)
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>
>
> Q.4. Which tire burst? ------- (28 POINTS)
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>
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> Q.5. Who was driving? ------ (20 POINTS)
Re: Final Exams by Migines(m): 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2007
Wen i read Q2. All i culd say waz ye! Nd then i opened my mouth till d end. Dis damn too fanny! Gud job bright.

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