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Final Exams by Everbright(f): 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
> > One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went > out drinking till late night, as many college students are prone to > do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was > scheduled for the next day. > > In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look > as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. > > They went up to the dean and explained that they had gone out to > a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car > burst. They continued to explain how they had to push the car all > the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the > test. > > The dean, being a compassionate human being said that they could > take the test after 3 days. The students graciously replied that > they'd be ready by that time. > > On the third day, they appeared before the dean. The dean > explained that since this was a special test all four were required > to sit in separate classrooms for the duration of the exam. > > They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. > The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 points: > > > MID SEMESTER COURSE WORK EXAMINATION > > > INSTRUCTIONS : > All questions are required. Any inconsistencies on any of the > questions among the four students will result in all the candidates > getting a zero mark. > > > Q.1. Write down your name. ----- (2 POINTS) > > > > Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding > you attended. ----- (30 POINTS) > > > > Q.3. What type of a car were you driving? ------(20 POINTS) > > > > Q.4. Which tire burst? ------- (28 POINTS) > > > > Q.5. Who was driving? ------ (20 POINTS) |
Re: Final Exams by Migines(m): 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
Wen i read Q2. All i culd say waz ye! Nd then i opened my mouth till d end. Dis damn too fanny! Gud job bright. |
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