A dude name tufe was living in rural Nigeria in a community that had no electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating, assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp, but was bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.

He couldn't bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not see him. The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving tufe hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly.

Now he was only hearing the constant "humming' of them flying around in the room. It was getting real hot under the sheets, so tufe decided that he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see him now.

When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the ceiling, he saw a Firefly flying around. Tufe shouted out "OH Bleep DE MOSQUITOES CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI BITE ME

Cayon:

A dude name tufe was living in rural Nigeria in a community that had no electricity supply.

were did u got that news from?
now listen up sick hard cold bitch,
stop downgrading our motherland before the international community just cuz u want to crack some bad jokes.
oh, im glad u already tagged it "WORST"

studio43:



were did u got that news from?
now listen up sick hard cold bitch,
stop downgrading our motherland before the international community just because u want to crack some bad jokes.
oh, im glad u already tagged it "WORST"

BITCH, how is she downgrading your motherland? There are communities in Nigeria without electricity and last I checked Nigeria was actually mosquito paradise.

You are the only bitch here for calling a girl a bitch on the internet.

dont be ridiculous,
there had never been a place in nigeria called mosquitoes paradise f*CK FACE
woman wrapper!!

Are you a retard or are you just playing one online? How am I woman wrapper? Explain yourself bitch.

sorry but i'm not explaining naffin to you.

Guys. . . . . Enough with the fighting abeg. Come, I spend you two beer. We go clubbing now and make peace.

na your own i hear jare
sorry but it's sunday already

Ok I spend you two Chocolate Milk then.

i would rather prefer the COW BELL MILK

ok. . . In that case you have to wait for me. Let me pull my grandma's cow to you so you can suck it right out from her below. . .

nah i go prefer to suck from yours na hehe

pervert, I'm still a minor biko. . . .

u wish shey?

Havent I told you that I am only 3 years old?

gaby,you are always confused

studio,you harsh at times.

@ Cayon

If u arent a Nigerian, plz, i dont appreciate ur joke. I'm not being biased, but its just like how it is when a white man calls a black Nigga. no one takes that lightly, but a fellow black is free to call another nigga. so plz think over the effect of a joke b4 posting.

Nigeria is a wonderful place, so dont give out any false info

tufe:

@ Cayon

If u arent a Nigerian, plz, i don't appreciate your joke. I'm not being biased, but its just like how it is when a white man calls a black Nigga. no one takes that lightly, but a fellow black is free to call another nigga. so plz think over the effect of a joke before posting.

Nigeria is a wonderful place, so don't give out any false info

Stop being silly, it's just a joke and it obvious she doesn't mean any harm. Gone are the days when people took jokes for what the are, jokes.

u guys location are the same, so i wud guess u know urselves, or u are her hubby sef.

anyway, it just sounds somehow

I just hate when people pretend to be cheese when they are sausage.

I am from the c'bbean and I am not afraid to say that many c'bbean areas don't have electricity sometimes.  I have not visit Nigeria yet, but are you guys telling me that at no time the electricity don't go out in Nigeria.  Oh please, spare me.

By the way, when I typed this I expected this reaction from some folks hence I won't respond directly.

Ngauge, no need to explain because  I am not intimidated by no one

To the haters,  I say [size=28pt]"Get Well Soon"[/size]

heard you. u are forming gangsta sha. nothing do you.

well y'all better get use to this half white, half black, mixed, mulatto, half breed - whatever y'all want to call me because I am not going anywhere. I will speak my mind as I see it fit.

The most I am going to do is follow the rules and regulation of the board and try my best not to disrespect the admin or mods

Peace

tufe, but I be yellow nigga nna. How's that?

HEY THERE CAYON
Verse 1:
Hey there Cayon, what’s it like in New York City,
I’m a thousand miles away but tonight you look so pretty , yes you do
Time’s quick and shinning as bright as you
I swear its true
Hey there Cayon, don’t you worry about the distance I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise, I’m by you side

Chorus:
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
What you do to me

Verse 2:
Hey there Cayon I know times are getting hard
but just believe girl someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would, my word is good.
Hey there Cayon I’ve got so much left to say
if every simple song I wrote to you would take your breath away, I’ll write it all.
Even more in love with me you’ll fall
We’ll have it all


Chorus:
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
What you do to me

Verse 3
A thousand miles seem pretty far, but they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’ll walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us,
but we’ll just laugh because we know that know one’s ever felt this way
Cayon I can promise, by the time that we get through the world would never ever be the same
And you’re to blame.

Hey there Cayon, you’ll be good and don’t you miss me
Two more years you’ll be done with school and I’ll be making history like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do what ever we want to
Hey Cayon here’s for you, this one’s for you

Chorus
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
Oh, its what you do to me
What you do to me



@Gab

i no follow u argue

@ tufe

Can i sing along wit ya?

share the fun . . . . whenever

Let sing for the Mosquitoes

maka why na?

mosquito in the dark

BEST JOKE EVER

@CAYON

i cant believe i had a crush on u?

how can u be so insensible and display such mongophian tendencies in here

Hmm, I wonder what's the difference between facts and Truth?