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Difference Btw Potential & Reality by layi(m): 2:52pm On Sep 11, 2005
Youngest son asks his father: "Daddy what is the difference between
"potential" and "reality"?

Dad: I will show you,
Dad turned to his wife and ask her: "Would you sleep
with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars?
Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be
a millionaire"

Then Dad asked his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2
million dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes! I will, that's my fantasy"

So Dad turned to his elder son and asks him: Son, will you sleep with
Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars?

Elder Son replied: " Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 Million
dollars, I would never hesitate!"

So the Father turns to his younger son and said: " You see son, "POTENTIALLY" we are sitting on 4 Million dollars,
But in "REALITY" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by Greatpeter(m): 2:58pm On Sep 11, 2005
Layi here you come again?
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by queen2(f): 6:28pm On Sep 11, 2005
buahahahaha cheesy
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by Latoya(f): 5:58am On Sep 12, 2005
wow Layi,that is funny grin grin grin
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by hotangel2(f): 6:17am On Sep 12, 2005
heard it before... but it's definitely still funny. cheesy
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by WesleyanA(f): 4:57am On Sep 13, 2005
the dad's wrong.
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by spikelord(m): 1:11am On Jan 12, 2006
Kinetically, They have 2 prostitutes and 1 Gay.
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by Oracle(m): 3:41am On Jul 12, 2006
wow
two prostitutes, thatz something else.
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by jaybaby(f): 9:22pm On Oct 23, 2006
yea very 4ni
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by Alexos(m): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2006
wow LMAO grin grin grin

I have heard it once, but it wasn't as interesting as it is now.
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by nuradadi: 11:45am On Apr 20, 2012
Its absolutely a dinamite.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Re: Difference Btw Potential & Reality by jbblues24(m): 8:40pm On May 31, 2019
Nice use of white in this icons :-) lipsrsealed

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