The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces."



The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres." The lawyer said,



"No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said,

"Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said,



"No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.



The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I parks the John

Deere"



The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"

The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."



The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child

was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!