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OBJ'S DILEMMA by yinkaboi(m): 7:31am On Sep 12, 2005
it all happenened when The queen of England, George bush and OBJ went for a summit in japan. They all were in the same jet conveying them to their respective counbtries when the pilot said "may day may day we are not touching down in any of your countries! please when u feel u are home, pick a parachute and buzz off" the pilot hung up.!!!!!!! after about 30 mins, the queen saw the eiffel tower in paris and screamed " Gracious I am home, i ll ask charles and camilla to pick me up" and she flew out. soon Bush saw the statue of liberty and he also jumped out keaving OBJ. For about 7 hours the plane kept moving and OBJ had no national monument to ID nigeria so as he was thinking of what to do, when he miistakingly stucjk his hand out of the window and alas HIS WRIST WATCH WAS GONE then OBJ shouted
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS MUST BE OSHODI" NO DOUBT then he flew out of the plane!!!!! poor him!
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by Latoya(f): 5:34am On Sep 13, 2005
Fuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnie
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by hotangel2(f): 5:45am On Sep 13, 2005
ohhhhhhhhh Poor obasanjo. Haha.... !

But he should have waited to see the threee sigidi in lagos. those three orita or what are they called.

One of them says "don't be slow", the other says "be smart", and the third one says "shine your eyes, you're in lagos".

he should have waited to see those ones. or prolly to see that big thing that looks like a mosque in Abuja.
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by WesleyanA(f): 5:54am On Sep 13, 2005
the eiffel tower's in paris, france and the queen of england belong to england (obviously) not france. france isn't a monarchy anymore. . . . use some old castle. that's what they have in britain . . .ha
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by amsisawa(m): 12:45pm On May 10, 2006
grin
may be we gona creat a poverty Monument for Obj to recognise Nigeria
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by diddy4(m): 10:21pm On May 10, 2006
his own don kpafika
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by spikelord(m): 1:31am On May 11, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin What do y'all exoect him to do?
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by GUNNER(f): 3:27am On May 23, 2006
his own don better
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by tolutope(m): 4:16am On May 23, 2006
OSHODI BOYS ARE GOOD, EVEN IN MID AIR, DEM RECOGNAISE ESHO grin
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by GUNNER(f): 4:24am On May 23, 2006
oshodi oke agberos doing wot they do best cheesy


thifin tongue
Re: OBJ'S DILEMMA by Fimmy(m): 4:52am On May 23, 2006
hot-angel:

ohhhhhhhhh Poor obasanjo. Haha, !

But he should have waited to see the threee sigidi in lagos. those three orita or what are they called.

One of them says "don't be slow", the other says "be smart", and the third one says "shine your eyes, you're in lagos".

he should have waited to see those ones. or prolly to see that big thing that looks like a mosque in Abuja.

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