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Poll: will women marry monkeys if money grew on trees?

yes: 62% (22 votes)
no: 25% (9 votes)
i don't care: 11% (4 votes)
This poll has ended

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Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2008
if money grows on trees, women will marry monkeys.



                            true or false
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Sep 22, 2008
False. Soooo false. . . . .

If money grows on men, men will act like monkeys. And thats the real facts and truth about it. Betta just admit it ohhh. . . .
Re: Truth About Women. by Jeovy(m): 5:46am On Sep 22, 2008
gaby,stick only to the question
Re: Truth About Women. by clemcykul(f): 8:22am On Sep 22, 2008
women will marry the trees if it also can bla bla bla
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 9:31am On Sep 22, 2008
LOL grin
Re: Truth About Women. by sammy6(m): 3:46pm On Sep 22, 2008
True my bro.
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 3:55pm On Sep 22, 2008
*sings loud and clear* Hear am no be lie, hear am
Re: Truth About Women. by Arcani: 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2008
Honestly, most women will, but me I no fit. I go rather be monkey house girl
Re: Truth About Women. by folly69(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2008
true
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 5:56pm On Sep 22, 2008
Arcani:

Honestly, most women will, but me I no fit. I go rather be monkey house girl

lmao. look at how u are exposing your real job here. grin

Gabbro, u know u are a culprit.
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 5:58pm On Sep 22, 2008
Naaa ahhhh. . . . undecided
Re: Truth About Women. by tammyswits(f): 6:10pm On Sep 22, 2008
show me the monkeys!!!
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Sep 22, 2008
tammyswits:

show me the monkeys!!!

well, i know a few. manickal and the iroko tree. cbase and the cashew tree, and infobaba and the mango tree. grin
Re: Truth About Women. by bastrin(f): 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2008
angry angry angry angry

If money grew on trees most women will marry monkeys and odas will sleep around with dem.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Truth About Women. by jmkbond(f): 9:38pm On Sep 22, 2008
@mycali,just tell us ure a monkey.so we know those dt wud b willin enough to marry uu.period
Re: Truth About Women. by Nella(f): 10:39pm On Sep 22, 2008
Lie oo grin -- Just because Stella marry Obasanjo doesn't mean u should generalize na angry grin
Re: Truth About Women. by MrInfo1(m): 12:05am On Sep 23, 2008
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Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:04am On Sep 23, 2008
what if I tell you that I know alot of women here whom are the bread winner of their family and their husbands/bf depended on them for money
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 12:31pm On Sep 23, 2008
I will tell you it is one in a million
Re: Truth About Women. by spenchuks(m): 12:48pm On Sep 23, 2008
exactly!
Re: Truth About Women. by Dollipee: 1:20pm On Sep 23, 2008
Hello Y'all!
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:49pm On Sep 23, 2008
Welcome Newbie
Re: Truth About Women. by defemz(m): 2:28pm On Sep 23, 2008
If toto grow on trees, men would happily marry monkeys.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 2:32pm On Sep 23, 2008
na you sabi that one ooo
Re: Truth About Women. by DaPhoenix(f): 2:33pm On Sep 23, 2008
The men will start looking for cougars among the female monkeys to have sex with just for the money.

True?
Re: Truth About Women. by tammyswits(f): 3:20pm On Sep 23, 2008
Weird topic, weird people! Tammy the exception!
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 4:08pm On Sep 23, 2008
not so. She is the inception!
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2008
habiolah:

I will tell you it is one in a million

I guess it must be only in Nigeria then . . . . .

Mind you, I am supporting my own family with my own money. They dont have to pay a single cent. How about that?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 4:43pm On Sep 23, 2008
sounds good. keep it up grin
you are one in a million and one
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 4:45pm On Sep 23, 2008
no ohhh. I told you right? Its common in my hometown. Us women we depend only on ourself for everything. . . Thats why I find it hard sometimes living with my bf. He told me that for Niaja families, the guys usually pay for everything and will do everything and I find it hard to believe. Is that true?
Re: Truth About Women. by newdeal(m): 5:08pm On Sep 23, 2008
why all of una de miss simple arutmotic like this? if money grows on trees, most women will marry orchards
Re: Truth About Women. by dreday(m): 1:22am On Sep 24, 2008
Nella:

Lie oo Grin -- Just because Stella marry Obasanjo doesn't mean u should generalize na Angry Grin

Kai,EFCC,ICPC,NNPC,FRSC,CNBC all of them go begin pursue u now.
Once a Baba,always a Baba

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