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Poll: will women marry monkeys if money grew on trees?

yes: 62% (22 votes)
no: 25% (9 votes)
i don't care: 11% (4 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 12:58pm On Sep 25, 2008
I no dey lie. Trust me
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2008
But that day I caught you lying about one thing. . . . You say you no wear false teeth but when you cough, your teeth fell to the ground. That is a boguss lie ohhh. What do you have to say for yourself?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2008
That was the other day now! haba!!
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:06pm On Sep 25, 2008
Still considered boguss lie ohhh
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2008
even thugh its past?
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2008
Because its just the day before yesterday
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:18pm On Sep 25, 2008
OK!! you dont win tongue
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:19pm On Sep 25, 2008
heheh! thats what my father and brother tells me too all the time
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2008
implies?
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:27pm On Sep 25, 2008
What do you mean?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2008
does it mean it is man-like?
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2008
uhm. . . . I dont know ohhh What do you think?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2008
don't know either
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Sep 25, 2008
bla bla bla shyt.
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 6:27pm On Sep 25, 2008
from what i've seen from the votes, my theory was true. women will marry monkeys (maybe baboons) if money grew on trees. so. all the monkresses in tha house stand up. grin

*runs away before they start to bite.*
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 11:58pm On Sep 25, 2008
are you one of the monkeys monkey boy? grin
Re: Truth About Women. by sylve11: 5:55pm On Sep 26, 2008
habiolah:

does it mean it is man-like?

yeah shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2008
gabbro, who u calling a monkey? ur hubby. aawww. tongue
Re: Truth About Women. by jmkbond(f): 7:39pm On Sep 26, 2008
mykali is a monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:21am On Sep 27, 2008
mykali:

gabbro, who u calling a monkey? ur hubby. aawww. tongue

Why you keep telling me about hubby? I aint got no hubby mehn. . . . angry

jmkbond:

mykali is a monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked

Yes J, in fact, he is next in line after infobaba grin
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 6:40pm On Sep 27, 2008
jmkbond:

mykali is a monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked

enh, maddam jameskbond. are u happy now? sad
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Sep 27, 2008
gabry, u know i have u on top of my list. ur time is soon come. grin
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Sep 28, 2008
What are you talking about And on what You make me confuse ohhh. Quit beating around da bush and tell me nna lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Truth About Women. by tammyswits(f): 11:00am On Sep 28, 2008
Ok you can tell each other whatever but not here, mykali u have 24 hours to have a fundraising so u cn take gab out 4 coffee, n dnt beat arnd th bush this tym!
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2008
tammyswits. when did u become matchmaker of unmatcheable people.?
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:52am On Sep 29, 2008
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 11:40am On Sep 30, 2008
tongue
Re: Truth About Women. by adebayoor: 2:07pm On Sep 30, 2008
grin this is hilarious
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 3:13pm On Sep 30, 2008
this aint funny at all angry
Re: Truth About Women. by jmkbond(f): 9:56am On Oct 01, 2008
mykali:

enh, maddam jameskbond. are u happy now? sad
thanks madsir mykolo.but mind u its jmkbond
Re: Truth About Women. by tammyswits(f): 10:56am On Oct 01, 2008
Ouch!
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 1:09pm On Oct 01, 2008
jmkbond. u are still calling me mykolo. please, dont follow in the footsteps of gabbro. u know she is fartologically unstable. grin

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