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Poll: will women marry monkeys if money grew on trees?

yes: 62% (22 votes)
no: 25% (9 votes)
i don't care: 11% (4 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Truth About Women. by MrInfo1(m): 1:24am On Sep 24, 2008
That's true
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 9:22am On Sep 24, 2008
@gabry
That is the truest truth he ever told you! grin
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 9:31am On Sep 24, 2008
whats with the grin?

I mean like I am so use doing stuff on my own like carrying the grocery bags, washing my car, changing my car tyre, . . . . You know stuff like that and all of the sudden this guy came and when he sees me doing all these things, he ask me while vexing, what am I going to do if you are doing all of these

Than he told me this:- Its not about you anymore babe, its about us so whatever you do, its all to do with us. No more you. And mind you. . . I'm the guy so I should handle most of those things. . .

To be honest, I feel so low after that. . .
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 9:37am On Sep 24, 2008
Just Grinned maam.
You don't need to feel low. It's part of being Nigerian. The guy does the hardwork while the lady does the cooking and cleaning stuff. That may make you more Nigerian.
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 9:43am On Sep 24, 2008
Thats what he told me too but than I was wondering does the Nigerian guys do the cooking and cleaning as well because mine does. . . .

We always argue over this because I am so use to do every single thing by myself whether if its doing outdoor work or indoor housework and he told me that I should not be like that but than again, is it the guys does housework as well?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 10:02am On Sep 24, 2008
No ooooooooooooo
maybe na love sa
but for Nija shocked, you fit chop cain for that.
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2008
hmmm. . . . Thats odd ohhh. . .
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:20pm On Sep 24, 2008
to tell you the truth my sister, it is very even here
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:22pm On Sep 24, 2008
Very what?
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:24pm On Sep 24, 2008
you said odd and I said even as in common
Re: Truth About Women. by kolawoleak: 1:53pm On Sep 24, 2008
If money grew on trees most women will marry monkeys and odas will sleep around with them.
[color=#990000][/color] smiley undecided[/b]
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:54pm On Sep 24, 2008
seen that before tongue
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 1:56pm On Sep 24, 2008
you are still welcome though. Newbie
Re: Truth About Women. by kolawoleak: 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2008
omo no be 9ja we dey, dey happen well, well, just dey on your own, and pray to God,
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 2:14pm On Sep 24, 2008
no shit man. I said welcome. You no go welcome me ni?
Re: Truth About Women. by Jeovy(m): 3:11pm On Sep 24, 2008
Na by force ni
Re: Truth About Women. by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2008
u knoe knoe before grin
Re: Truth About Women. by mykali(m): 5:35pm On Sep 24, 2008
Gabbro, sometimes i wonder if all i hear about u is true.
Re: Truth About Women. by neduogu(m): 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2008
kolawoleak:

If money grew on trees most women will marry monkeys and odas will sleep around with them.
[color=#990000][/color] smiley undecided[/b]
and you will not mind to have one as a brother in law
Re: Truth About Women. by Scopium: 9:11pm On Sep 24, 2008
[size=13pt]I comment my reserve[/size]
Re: Truth About Women. by ituen(m): 9:51pm On Sep 24, 2008
make una leave women oh . . .
Re: Truth About Women. by jmkbond(f): 10:24pm On Sep 24, 2008
ituen:

make una leave women oh . . .
.thanks my friend
Re: Truth About Women. by ituen(m): 10:45pm On Sep 24, 2008
i actually meant that women may do anyhting for money
Re: Truth About Women. by dreday(m): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2008
@ jmkbond

God catch you,you think say ituen go just support u free of charge like that?
Something must drop now
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:13am On Sep 25, 2008
Mykolo, how dare you follow me around da threads Are you a stalker or what? leave me alone.

I dont mind mind for people whom have no trust in me you know? angry
Re: Truth About Women. by OZIGWE(m): 1:50am On Sep 25, 2008
i b man, d answer na noooo.if u dey pay dey watch where u dey go meet dem.maybe na 4 opebi-allen.try mfm
Re: Truth About Women. by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Sep 25, 2008
hmm e be like say u be regular for dia?

take am easy o aids no dey show for face, but bla bla bla dey sweet grin grin grin grin
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 10:51am On Sep 25, 2008
*sings to everybody*
Hear am!
Re: Truth About Women. by sylve11: 12:35pm On Sep 25, 2008
@ gab
u have bad mouth too much, did u realize dat u r a female? many mouth. i beg i don stroll pass jare,
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 12:43pm On Sep 25, 2008
sylve11

Are you sure I'm female? And why you cannot stand my garlic breath abi? I no fit brush teeth for 1 year ohh. grin
Re: Truth About Women. by habiolah(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2008
@style
Its not her fault sha toothbrush and paste cost.
Please bear with her.
Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 12:54pm On Sep 25, 2008
yes ohhh habiolah. you speak the truth nna. grin

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