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Re: Farting Jokes by sylve11: 9:22am On Jun 11, 2009
yes o! cool
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 10:50am On Jun 11, 2009
Lolabbey:

gabry ,ur name don ezy to pronounce ooo

Really? Ok, let me help u out. GA -------- BRY

Did it help/? grin
Re: Farting Jokes by sylve11: 11:05am On Jun 11, 2009
cool
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:29am On Jun 13, 2009
Compose a farting song with Stanley grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dgreatrock(m): 2:02pm On Jun 15, 2009
lol
Re: Farting Jokes by Nobody: 2:26am On Jun 25, 2009
*Farts so loud !, computer shuts down.*
damn. lipsrsealed
Re: Farting Jokes by tiatma: 7:35pm On Dec 03, 2009
[size=14pt]Pig farts spark Australia gas scare[/size]

A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, according to officials

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A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia
when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe
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Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to a property at Axedale in central Victoria state after reports of a gas leak, the Country Fire Service said.

"When we got there, as we drove up the driveway, there was this huge sow, about a 120-odd kilo (265-pound) sow, and i[b]t was very obvious where the gas was coming from," said fire captain Peter Harkins.

"We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."[/b]

Harkins said the pig's owner was "a little bit embarrassed to say the least," and it took fire crews a little while to compose themselves.

"It was fairly obvious what it was. I think we dealt with it fairly professionally and had a bit of a giggle when we got back to the station," he told public broadcaster ABC

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20091126/tod-pig-farts-spark-australia-gas-scare-37b0eca.html
Re: Farting Jokes by dozie76(m): 7:45pm On Dec 03, 2009
tiatma:

[size=14pt]Pig farts spark Australia gas scare[/size]

A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, according to officials

[center]
A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia
when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe
[/center]
Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to a property at Axedale in central Victoria state after reports of a gas leak, the Country Fire Service said.

"When we got there, as we drove up the driveway, there was this huge sow, about a 120-odd kilo (265-pound) sow, and i[b]t was very obvious where the gas was coming from," said fire captain Peter Harkins.

"We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."[/b]

Harkins said the pig's owner was "a little bit embarrassed to say the least," and it took fire crews a little while to compose themselves.

"It was fairly obvious what it was. I think we dealt with it fairly professionally and had a bit of a giggle when we got back to the station," he told public broadcaster ABC

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20091126/tod-pig-farts-spark-australia-gas-scare-37b0eca.html
What concerns you with this kind of info or are you rearing Pig.Anyway i have some pigs for sale apply in person to , lol
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2009
embarassed
Re: Farting Jokes by dgreatrock(m): 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2009
That is a farty farting pig 0 shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by JJKADRY(m): 5:43pm On Jul 03, 2011
Pls, make una welcome me 1st. uhnm uhnm
una see, if u tek because sombodi fart & u sef wan fart wen fart no dey ur yansh, my broda u go shiiiiit!
Re: Farting Jokes by JJKADRY(m): 5:47pm On Jul 03, 2011
Pls, make una welcome me 1st. uhnm uhnm
una see, if u tek because sombodi fart & u sef wan fart wen fart no dey ur yansh, my broda u go shiiiiit!
Re: Farting Jokes by JJKADRY(m): 5:55pm On Jul 03, 2011
Pls, make una welcome me 1st. uhnm uhnm
una see, if u tek because sombodi fart & u sef wan fart wen fart no dey ur yansh, my broda u go shiiiiit!
Re: Farting Jokes by mikuz(m): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2011
^
oboy! Hmm see as your post just dey smell like skunk! Na wa o!
Re: Farting Jokes by dgreatrock(m): 7:38pm On Dec 04, 2011
@JJKADRY, welcome. How s ur farting ass?
Re: Farting Jokes by tpiah99: 8:03pm On Feb 24, 2015
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Re: Farting Jokes by fart4mee: 10:15pm On Aug 26, 2017
HEY.. U GUYZ SHOULD KEEP DOWN AND QUIET OH.. there is a law against farting or mess whatever you call it in naija now and the fine is 5000naira.. This thread is risky for people that fart too well oh and comments can be used against you...
ME I FALL ON 22 BUT I PREFER LADIES FARTING WHERE I AM... their fart are better than naija guyz fart because ladies fart cannot cause you any harm.. naija guyz mess na atomic bio weapon

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Re: Farting Jokes by XYZo: 1:47pm On Oct 30, 2017
jmkbond:
sniffs
cheesy grin
Re: Farting Jokes by XYZo: 4:15pm On Oct 30, 2017
Adekay94:
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Two corner dance will be out soon

But this thread is quite funny grin cheesy
Re: Farting Jokes by Oyalunamike: 1:33am On Sep 25, 2022
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