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Be Careful! (a Must Read) by ud4u: 5:10pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. Then we eventually got married. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by abdurrazaq(m): 5:22pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
You have definitely entertain your guests |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by ud4u: 3:48pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
oboy how you take know? na good entertainment jare |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by Scopium: 6:02pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
[size=13pt]You will never want to come out of that unconscious state [/size] |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by arramyjay: 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
@ poster very nice. |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
please, u guys should not critisize me for what i'm going to say next. remix. |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by Arcani: 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
Laughs, rolls on the floor, coughs, and fainted, but now in the hospital surrendered by the police after telling the doctor what happened who also laughs, , coughs.and died |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by Arcani: 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
I pity the woman especially her reaction after finding out |
Re: Be Careful! (a Must Read) by mykali(m): 6:13pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
re . . . . . . . . . mix. |
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