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| S*x S*x by dani1luv: 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe", Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. Think about parents' nude bodies during pre-intimacy; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm." Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like. Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance. Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape. You CAN get it from kissing, tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact. To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms. If you must engage in unsafe Hot sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best. Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Re: S*x S*x by showbobo(m): 9:38pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
@Poster Are you this dumb or you're just making a special effort today   |
| Re: S*x S*x by MrInfo1(m): 10:24pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
special effort |
| Re: S*x S*x by benjay1(m): 11:49am On Sep 24, 2008 |
@showbobo n infobaba [size=13pt]LOL[/size] |
| Re: S*x S*x by spenchuks(m): 2:45pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
@post thanks jare, its a useful advise to the novices here  |
| Re: S*x S*x by romsky: 5:20pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
spen, info and showkoko nids it imprinted in dia brain & so do u dan |
| Re: S*x S*x by Scopium: 7:46pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
[size=13pt]What was he trying to type? I think his keyboard is faulty.  [/size] |
| Re: S*x S*x by dani1luv: 7:50pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
OYA PEEPS NO VEX NA MISTAKE I WLD MAKE IT UP I WLD POST A FUNNY JOKE YHU ALL WLD LIKE |
| Re: S*x S*x by showbobo(m): 7:52pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
Its Ok anyway. . . . We have forgiven you. . . Everybody has the right to be stupid dont just abuse the privilege,ok |
| Re: S*x S*x by Moyola(f): 7:57pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
hehe. . . |
| Re: S*x S*x by benjay1(m): 8:18pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
Scopium: Or Maybe his brain is trekking |
| Re: S*x S*x by Scopium: 10:04am On Sep 26, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Apology accepted[/size] |
| Re: S*x S*x by Gabry(f): 10:58am On Sep 26, 2008 |
Dani, do you need my help?  |
| Re: S*x S*x by ramonacee(f): 3:24pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
dani1luv:did u mean yanking out of the tongue  lol |
| Re: S*x S*x by showbobo(m): 3:44pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
gabrywyl:what sort of help Gabry,ehn i no trust u again oooo |
| Re: S*x S*x by Gabry(f): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
help him with the jokes ohhh. . . . |
| Re: S*x S*x by tammyswits(f): 3:53pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Am commentless! |
| Re: S*x S*x by Gabry(f): 3:54pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
whys that? |
| Re: S*x S*x by tammyswits(f): 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Read this thread again! |
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