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Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 6:45am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Ituen travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival. After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" Ituen asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon." At first Ituen is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller. "What's this?" he asks the waiter. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "No, no," Ituen objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these." "Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2008 |
moral lesson? |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 6:50am On Oct 15, 2008 |
dont go anywia wif ituen or u might have to eat animals testicals |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2008 |
i think i know the name of that restaurant its "JAZZYJ'S COJONES RESTAURANT" |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Dont worry, next time i come, i'm gonna order a Rhino ball |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 7:20am On Oct 15, 2008 |
not good amigo, that takes 3years 2 digest. |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008 |
hehehehe |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 7:30am On Oct 15, 2008 |
ooooo goody plz do tk it i wanna see the new phat ituen |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 7:52am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Baxilexi: [size=13pt]I don die! [/size] |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 7:55am On Oct 15, 2008 |
no pls no die ooo if u die i don die too ooo! |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by MrInfo1(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2008 |
poisonous thing |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 8:39am On Oct 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ Jazz For you I no die again [/size] |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 8:47am On Oct 15, 2008 |
thnx |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2008 |
this love play don dey turn serious issue |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 8:52am On Oct 15, 2008 |
now onli u knw? God bless u **hops off singing God bless nigeria** |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 12:41pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I'ts a beautiful thang you know[/size] |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 4:41am On Oct 16, 2008 |
some people never learn |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 5:33am On Oct 16, 2008 |
like u |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:05am On Oct 16, 2008 |
OK OK OK I'll accept YUR defeat |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 3:53am On Oct 17, 2008 |
sure? |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 8:27am On Oct 17, 2008 |
see what you've done now wheres it?? |
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 2:51am On Oct 20, 2008 |
where is wut? |
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