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Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 6:45am On Oct 15, 2008
Ituen travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival.

After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks.

"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" Ituen asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first Ituen is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," Ituen objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2008
moral lesson? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 6:50am On Oct 15, 2008
dont go anywia wif ituen or u might have to eat animals testicals
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2008
i think i know the name of that restaurant its "JAZZYJ'S COJONES RESTAURANT"
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2008
Dont worry,

next time i come, i'm gonna order a Rhino ball
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 7:20am On Oct 15, 2008
not good amigo, that takes 3years 2 digest.
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008
hehehehe grin
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 7:30am On Oct 15, 2008
ooooo
goody
plz do tk it
i wanna see the new phat ituen
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 7:52am On Oct 15, 2008
Baxilexi:

not good amigo, that takes 3years 2 digest.

[size=13pt]I don die! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 7:55am On Oct 15, 2008
no
pls
no die ooo
if u die
i don die too ooo!
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by MrInfo1(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2008
poisonous thing
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 8:39am On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]@ Jazz
For you I no die again kiss kiss[/size]
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 8:47am On Oct 15, 2008
thnx kiss
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2008
this love play don dey turn serious issue
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 8:52am On Oct 15, 2008
now onli u knw?
God bless u


**hops off singing God bless nigeria**
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Scopium: 12:41pm On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]I'ts a beautiful thang you know[/size]
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 4:41am On Oct 16, 2008
some people never learn
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 5:33am On Oct 16, 2008
like u
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:05am On Oct 16, 2008
OK OK OK

I'll accept YUR defeat
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 3:53am On Oct 17, 2008
sure?
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by Baxilexi(m): 8:27am On Oct 17, 2008
see what you've done now cry wheres it?? angry
Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by JazzyJ(f): 2:51am On Oct 20, 2008
where is wut?

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