Glite:
You are absolutely right , it is sinful for anyone to make fun of what any other person does for a living , sorry for that and in any case security guard gets paid up to 9 pounds per hour which is more than most people earn in Naija .But please don't think anyone will offer you alternatives go talk to God about that.

Now you are reasoning like a [b]real [/b]Nigerian.

@ibexi
dude you dont know me at all, 57 yrs old suffering ?
dude i v not spent up to 6 years in obodo oyinbo o,and im an international student im leaving this country as soon as my programme is done here so dont get me mixed up with someone else, im a born and bred naija with a naija pali and i do not work at all, suffering and smilling hell naw, im inside my warm apate(apartment)chopping and sleeping.
well if i have to defend anywhere in nigeria,it ll be my house first and foremost,which i assure you is not a slum, r you a non nigerian because if you r nigerian ,then both our country is the gutter you r reffering to, the diffrence between me and you is that the fact that i dont suffer in nigeria or live in the slums doesnt mean i wont stand up for my country anywhere i am.

of course i hve often wished nigeria would be like britain or the states but what i wouldnt do like you ,elosela and others is put down my roots at the expence of a country where the best you can ever hope for is being a second class citizen, if you do not think that is what the average englishman thinks of you then you my man are lieing,
we have an excuse of bad leadership in nigeria which we can do little about unless you r advocating that the youths who are hungry and bereft of hope should face the nigerian army who s got guns with stones and sticks,we have an excuse of a total breakdown of the judiciary,legislature e.t.c what excuse do the english men and women with greasy hair,bad teeth,overweight have for not getting a job when a nigerian will even bribe to get a job any job?

they are crying about immigrants taking jobs that they wouldnt do in the first place,how many british ppl work in strawberry fields pickn strawberrys,how many british ppl picks cockles,how many british ppl work as a factory packer?and ou r here defending ppl who hate your guts on a nigerian site

lucabrasi:
@ibexi dude you don't know me at all, 57 years old suffering ?

I know you are afraid of declaring your age. That was a figurative statement. Please remain the 16 years old kid your are.

lucabrasi:
I'm inside my warm apate(apartment)chopping and sleeping.
well if i have to defend anywhere in nigeria,it ll be my house first and foremost,which i assure you is not a slum

Obviously you are a baby (mummy's pet) and out of touch with reality. So when real Nigerians suffering the folly of our leadership are talking, just listen. Again, surviving in Oyibo land requires a lot of self esteem. A lot many people have inferiority complex in the presence of oyibo. When you are good in what you do, oyibo forget class and gives you a job. My brother, right here in UK, I have met Nigerians to be proud of. Men who know what they are doing and who stand up to oyibos and even speak grammar more than them. Men who work and live anywhere they want to be. Not to be in a hurry like a frightened mouse to say am "leaving this country as soon as my programme is done". Apart from the education, you need to acquire the experience to take back to naija.

lucabrasi:
because if you r nigerian ,then both our country is the gutter you r reffering to, the diffrence between me and you is that the fact that i don't suffer in nigeria or live in the slums doesnt mean i wont stand up for my country anywhere i am.

I knew you were going to play the holier than thou card sooner or later Its a nice escape route and very well stirs up the fake sentiments it deserves.

lucabrasi:
they are crying about immigrants taking jobs that they wouldnt do in the first place,how many british people work in strawberry fields pickn strawberrys,how many british people picks cockles,how many british people work as a factory packer?and ou r here defending people who hate your guts on a nigerian site

who told you they don't work menial jobs? Where do you even know in UK? Rightly said, you spend all your day sleeping and eating in your cozy flat. Go to the interior villages and communities and see things my brother. And if you are worried about them crying of immigrants taking all the jobs, tell them I said their brothers and sisters are working and living in Nigeria too. Have you not heard Nigerian graduates can't get jobs in the big companies because of foreign nationals? Be strong bruv.

lucabrasi:
the best you can ever hope for is being a second class citizen, if you do not think that is what the average englishman thinks of you then you my man are lieing,

How many Nigerians are living as 4th class citizens right there in Nigeria? Little story for you. In most places in naija, unless you are from the community, you cannot get a job (ask people who have been to the oil regions). What does that make you in your own country? 2nd class citizen? What about the millions of graduates doing menial jobs back there in naija. Is there any difference in suffering at home and suffering abroad.

LMAO
this bros don suffer for nigeria o thank god they gave him visa otherwise mental hospital go don receive new permanent patient
never mind bros ibexy CARRY ON EMIGRATING (do u like watching carry on series ?) how weather now ? se he no cold to much yet ? night go don begin fall for 2 o clock in the afternoon sha o ! takare.

PS : between u and me sha I believe that UK is going down the drain with Bush , they have no redeemer. within the next four years that country is going to suffer the worst economic disaster that it has ever seen in 50 years . it is the sinking TITANIC , if u have relatives there tell them to get their arses out before it's too late for them . of course we will b here in naija smiling and saying god don catch them

Glite:
LMAO
this bros don suffer for nigeria o thank god they gave him visa otherwise mental hospital go don receive new permanent patient
never mind bros ibexy CARRY ON EMIGRATING (do u like watching carry on series ?) how weather now ? se he no cold to much yet ? night go don begin fall for 2 o clock in the afternoon sha o ! takare.

PS : between u and me sha I believe that UK is going down the drain with Bush , they have no redeemer. within the next four years that country is going to suffer the worst economic disaster that it has ever seen in 50 years . it is the sinking TITANIC , if u have relatives there tell them to get their arses out before it's too late for them . of course we will b here in naija smiling and saying god don catch them

No wonder! Your own yankee is in Brasil. How is the poverty there? Nigerians just have to be somewhere. As long as its abroad. It does not matter if its some shithole. Now I know why you don't like paying for electricity or gas.

who is this idiot GLITE from Brazil? shut the hell up and go back to ur FAvelas

@ibexy
ignorant dummy . standard of living in brasilia is way better than ur overrated stinking london . I am in brasilia on holidays with friends and returning home to naija in a couple of weeks eat ur heart out. do u know what holidays means ? no be bank holiday o it means being able to take a rest without the bank repossessing ur old cold scruffy poky flat or getting killed by ur bills . of course u might never be able to experience going on holidays only people with real jobs take them

@angeleyz
where u from come self ? u r very confused one minute ur nigerian next minute ur british . na schizophrenia ?
de name na Glite not idiot abi una get nurse wey dey follow u about everday.

i dey go jo , I no get time for una .

rotflmao!!!

kai, I'm loving this and it is clear that some people are just missing the aim of this post.

REMINDER: My bad for saying this again and again, this thread is not about Naija better than britain, but that even thought it is britain, it can be full of shaite or is that not possible?

Those trying to post us ugly pictures of naija, spare yourself the time and stress. We don see tire. I can even supply a thread about that on NL.

That pafun or whoever was denied visa is irrelevant to the topic. Stop crying, cursing and defending what is not defendable. That there are dirts and rubbish on the streets of your adopted country should not hurt you (REALITY CHECK). What you need to do is to carry broom and sweep. After that, snap the clean area and post. Maybe that will make you feel better?

Glite:

@ibexy
ignorant dummy . standard of living in brasilia is way better than ur overrated stinking london . I am in brasilia on holidays with friends and returning home to naija in a couple of weeks eat ur heart out. do u know what holidays means ? no be bank holiday o it means being able to take a rest without the bank repossessing ur old cold scruffy poky flat or getting killed by ur bills . of course u might never be able to experience going on holidays only people with real jobs take them

@angeleyz
where u from come self ? u r very confused one minute ur nigerian next minute ur british . na schizophrenia ?
de name na Glite not idiot abi una get nurse wey dey follow u about everday.

i dey go jo , I no get time for una .

[b]
SCHIZOPHRENIA ? [/b]LMAO
I BEG DOES ANYONE HAVE DICTIONARY ?

don't mind the stupid British visa reject called glite. UK embassy rejected her application when she had already boasted to her friends. She just had to travel out to save face. So she choose one of the poorest south American nation. They gave her visa quickly. Now she has major issues with anyone who lives in yankee including innocent hard working Nigerians in the UK. Take a look below. Glites vacation destination. Swap one slum for the other.

AFAIK:


SCHIZOPHRENIA ? [/b]LMAO
I BEG DOES ANYONE HAVE DICTIONARY ?

[b]
I get am from dictionary.com
schiz·o·phre·ni·a
1. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances.
2. A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities

o ti o . ibexy , angeleyz you go gree for Glite ? Walahi if it's me i won't be able to eat for 7 days.

IS IT HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE TO GET UK VISA ?
I FEAR FOR NIGERIANS O

AFAIK:

IS IT HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE TO GET UK VISA ?
I FEAR FOR NIGERIANS O

I am beginning to see that u've got lots of hatred for UK. Swear u never applied for one in ur life.

Uhmm,i don`t know if this is the right place to post this, but i had an accident and my pocket pc batteries and charger got damaged in the process.Problem is,a good  number of my documents are in it,and these batteries are not sold here in nigeria but they are redily available on the internet.
PLEASE TO ALL NAIRALANDERS ABROAD, could you help me get these items?And maybe give them to someone you know who`s coming into the country?I pay for them when i go to pick them up
It`s a hp jornada 928 pda and it uses both internal and external batteries
Thanks as i anticipate your replies

samix:

I am beginning to see that u've got lots of hatred for UK. Swear u never applied for one in ur life.

HATRED ? YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN SAMIX I AM JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION . I HAVE FAMILY IN UK AND OF COURSE VISIT WHENEVER I CAN BUT NOT DESPERATELY SORRY. AND IN CASE IT IS OF INTEREST I STUDIED IN UK MORE THAN TEN YEARS AGO AND THO I DON'T FANCY AS A PLACE TO LIVE THERE IS NO PERMA HATRED EITHER

@zl_kenny
TRY THE TECHNOLOGY MARKET FORUMS YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY . I BOUGHT A DIGINOTEPAD FROM UK LAST MONTH AND LO IT WAS DEFO CHEAPER IN NAIRALAND TECH FORUM. UGLY BRITAIN (WHOOPS SORRY MATE)

AFAIK:

HATRED ? YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN SAMIX I AM JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION . I HAVE FAMILY IN UK AND OF COURSE VISIT WHENEVER I CAN BUT NOT DESPERATELY SORRY. AND IN CASE IT IS OF INTEREST I STUDIED IN UK MORE THAN TEN YEARS AGO AND THO I DON'T FANCY AS A PLACE TO LIVE THERE IS NO PERMA HATRED EITHER

@zl_kenny
TRY THE TECHNOLOGY MARKET FORUMS YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY . I BOUGHT A DIGINOTEPAD FROM UK LAST MONTH AND LO IT WAS DEFO CHEAPER IN NAIRALAND TECH FORUM. UGLY BRITAIN (WHOOPS SORRY MATE)

Then you should try to appreciate places u've benefitted from, just a little appreciation wouldn't hurt, would it? well i guess u would have been less better than u are right now if not for the education n their cert u carry about

IBEXY:

I know you are afraid of declaring your age. That was a figurative statement. Please remain the 16 years old kid your are.
Obviously you are a baby (mummy's pet) and out of touch with reality. So when real Nigerians suffering the folly of our leadership are talking, just listen. Again, surviving in Oyibo land requires a lot of self esteem. A lot many people have inferiority complex in the presence of oyibo. When you are good in what you do, oyibo forget class and gives you a job. My brother, right here in UK, I have met Nigerians to be proud of. Men who know what they are doing and who stand up to oyibos and even speak grammar more than them. Men who work and live anywhere they want to be. Not to be in a hurry like a frightened mouse to say am "leaving this country as soon as my programme is done". Apart from the education, you need to acquire the experience to take back to naija.

dude,why should i declare my age on an online blog?judging by your various comments you are the one behaving like a teenager.
what self esteem if you r not given the opportunity in the first place on account of your colour,country of origin?
yes they give 1 in maybe 10 or more ethnic minority jobs who are twice better than their white counterparts,and if you really believe that there isnt racism in jobs then you v been burying your head in the sand for way too long, what grammar are you speaking?hope you realise that no matter how long you have stayed in the uk if you arrived here anytime after 15 years old or even less your first word ll give you away as nigerian.
if at your age(presuming you are over 16)you believe me going back to my country is "being in a hurry like a frightened mouse" then im sorry i cant help what you have become,

IBEXY:

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who told you they don't work menial jobs? Where do you even know in UK? Rightly said, you spend all your day sleeping and eating in your cozy flat. Go to the interior villages and communities and see things my brother. And if you are worried about them crying of immigrants taking all the jobs, tell them I said their brothers and sisters are working and living in Nigeria too. Have you not heard Nigerian graduates can't get jobs in the big companies because of foreign nationals? Be strong bruv.
How many Nigerians are living as 4th class citizens right there in Nigeria? Little story for you. In most places in naija, unless you are from the community, you cannot get a job (ask people who have been to the oil regions). What does that make you in your own country? 2nd class citizen? What about the millions of graduates doing menial jobs back there in naija. Is there any difference in suffering at home and suffering abroad.

how many brits/english men/women pick strawberrys,how many pick cockerel like the chinese in the coastal areas?how many do the factory packing and warehouse packing jobs the polish do?
you tell me where you know in uk then ill tell you about the place,moreover if you r in the habit of patrolling the uk,im not unless its necessary cause i have better things to do with my time, seems you r taking it personal that im staying in my flat n eating cause you v mentioned it like multiple times now, men chill out you dont know me so stay off my life,
here you go again with your flawed statistics,who told you nigerian graduates cant get jobs because of foreigners?seems you have not been back in nigeria in like years??students who finished abroad are looking for and getting jobs in nigeria now talk less of nigerian graduates in nigeria, how many companies have expatriates there if not few oil companies and they are specialised jobs/contracts, a white man or expatriates will not risk kidnapping for ransome in the oil regions,so get your facts right!
the only thing i can deduce from your comments is that you have prolly not been to nigeria in several years so you dont know the phenomenal changes thats goig on, you better keep in touch,because an average nigeria earning 100,000 per month will have a better quality of life than you earning 2,500 pounds after tax

samix:

Then you should try to appreciate places u've benefitted from, just a little appreciation wouldn't hurt, would it? well i guess u would have been less better than u are right now if not for the education n their cert u carry about

AGAIN YOU ARE ATTACKING THE WRONG MAN SAMIX . I ONLY TOOK MY DOCTORATE IN UK OTHERWISE I WAS COMPLETELY EDUCATED IN NIGERIA (UNILAG) . AND SORRY I DO NOT CARRY MY CERTIFICATE ABOUT I AM GAINFULLY SELF EMPLOYED THANKS TO NAIJA. HAVE A GOOD WEEK

Apologies lucabrasi if i took this a bit personal. Got carried away by some elements disrespecting Nigerians working hard abroad. I think its extremely wrong for anyone to insult people based on their source of income no matter how menial it is. Every honest work deserves respect. Everyones choice of location, be it naija or yankee, has to be respected. It is their choice. Fingers are not equal.

This same "gutter cleaners" and "bum washers" generate a lot of foreign exchange for Nigeria. These same "bum cleaners" feed their family from what they do. Let us allow them peace. Face your million naira work back home and let them face their own in UK. It will only swell the unemployment market if we succeed in forcing everyone home. One person even went on to say coming home will be a bad idea just after dissing them for what they do. If you feel pained for what they do, offer them an alternative job in naija or shut your trap.

@IBEXY
NO MIND THOSE SMALL SMALL GIRLS FOR LAGOS ONCE THEY GET BETTER JOB AND THEY GIVE THEM BIG CAR AND DRIVER THEY WILL JUST BE YABBING ANYBODY ANYHOW AND THEY DONT WANT GO UK AGAIN . SOON SHE GO GET BETTER HUSBAND LIKE ME WHO GO BEAT AM WELL WELL HER EYES GO CLEAR AND SHE WILL KNOW THAT EVEN IF SHE IS WEARING TROUSER SHE IS NOT A MAN.
@GLITE
LAST WARNING O WHICH KIND NAME BE GLITE SELF.

@ibexi
you r not getting the poster's aims,it is not about making fun of diasprans in uk its about highlighting the negatives in the united kingdom,the fact of the matter is that even you in uk your ultimate aim is to make enough money and go back to nigeria not stay here till eternity unlike some "white nigerians" here like elosela, nobody here will stand there and cast any aspersion on hard working nigerian diasporans in the uk,after all there is no pictures or refference to nigerians in uk, look at the many pictures, its about white people in britain and their negatives considering they are quick to point out other countrie's negatives

She's not a Nigerian, lucabrasi. Stop insulting us with that shameless lunatic

While I do not support irate behaviours I can at least half understand why some Nigerians may have a special hatred for citizens of some countries . If you have ever been singled out for "special treatment " at airports abroad just because of your Nigerian passport I think that it will not be too difficult to develop hatred very easily . I have heard terrible stories from several people including religious ministers and I have personally sworn that if it ever happens to me it will be last time I will venture out of Naija
Iwosi ni mo hate

@ibexy
I thought Yankee is US and not UK . As a matter of fact the word was derived from Cherokee Indian word meaning "cowards" . Not many Americans and Naijas know that of course

AFAIK:

AGAIN YOU ARE ATTACKING THE WRONG MAN SAMIX . I ONLY TOOK MY DOCTORATE IN UK OTHERWISE I WAS COMPLETELY EDUCATED IN NIGERIA (UNILAG) . AND SORRY I DO NOT CARRY MY CERTIFICATE ABOUT I AM GAINFULLY SELF EMPLOYED THANKS TO NAIJA. HAVE A GOOD WEEK

well u are still confirming u benefitted from them, maybe u should hve gone to lag 4 ur PhD too

Akede-Oba:
@ibexy
I thought Yankee is US and not UK . As a matter of fact the word was derived from Cherokee Indian word meaning "cowards" . Not many Americans and Naijas know that of course

Thanks for the history lesson bruv. Yes yankee is USA. My keyboard misbehaved. Anyway, I hope you know Nigerian history as much as you know of the Cherokee Indians.

IBEXY:

Thanks for the history lesson bruv. Yes yankee is USA. My keyboard misbehaved. Anyway, I hope you know Nigerian history as much as you know of the Cherokee Indians.

As a matter of fact I am swimming in Yoruba culture and won't trade Naija for anywhere else. Meet me at Yorubaland www.yorubaland.org

@zl_kenny
TRY THE TECHNOLOGY MARKET FORUMS YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY . I BOUGHT A DIGINOTEPAD FROM UK LAST MONTH AND LO IT WAS DEFO CHEAPER IN NAIRALAND TECH FORUM. UGLY BRITAIN (WHOOPS SORRY MATE)
[quote][/quote]

thanks,i`ll give it a shot right away!

the sad thing is that we are more willing to believe what oyinbo says about us rather than what we know about about us and as someone said nigerians abroad put a lot of energy into the sort of jobs that they would never think of doing at home . if they put the same energy into doing same kind of jobs at home and less energy into dissing their country we will have a glorious country

lucabrasi: @ibexi
dude you don't know me at all, 57 years old suffering ? Grin Grin Grin
dude i v not spent up to 6 years in obodo oyinbo o,and I'm an international student I'm leaving this country as soon as my programme is done here so don't get me mixed up with someone else, I'm a born and bred naija with a naija pali and i do not work at all, suffering and smilling hell naw, I'm inside my warm apate(apartment)chopping and sleeping.
well if i have to defend anywhere in nigeria,it ll be my house first and foremost,which i assure you is not a slum, r you a non nigerian because if you r nigerian ,then both our country is the gutter you r reffering to, the diffrence between me and you is that the fact that i don't suffer in nigeria or live in the slums doesnt mean i wont stand up for my country anywhere i am.

of course i hve often wished nigeria would be like britain or the states but what i wouldnt do like you ,elosela and others is put down my roots at the expence of a country where the best you can ever hope for is being a second class citizen, if you do not think that is what the average englishman thinks of you then you my man are lieing,
we have an excuse of bad leadership in nigeria which we can do little about unless you r advocating that the youths who are hungry and bereft of hope should face the nigerian army who s got guns with stones and sticks,we have an excuse of a total breakdown of the judiciary,legislature e.t.c what excuse do the english men and women with greasy hair,bad teeth,overweight have for not getting a job when a nigerian will even bribe to get a job any job?

they are crying about immigrants taking jobs that they wouldnt do in the first place,how many british people work in strawberry fields pickn strawberrys,how many british people picks cockles,how many british people work as a factory packer?and ou r here defending people who hate your guts on a nigerian site

Lucabrasi, God bless you real good.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/telecoms/article5144780.ece

BT today revealed plans to cut 10,000 jobs by the end of the year after pre-tax profits slumped by 11 per cent in the first six months of the year.

Today's surprise cut by the former state-owned telecoms operator means almost 15,000 British jobs have been lost within the past three days, after Virgin Media, Yell and GlaxoSmithKline took the axe to staff.

Yesterday, it emerged that British unemployment hit an 11-year high of 1.82 million during the three months to September and is forecast to peak at 3.3 million by 2011.

Mervyn King, the Governor of the Bank of England, finally acknowledged this week that the UK was heading for a full-blown recession, and signalled further interest rate cuts on top of the 1.5 per cent reduction last Thursday.

Soon everybody in UK will have no job and will be receiving owobaba
But how will they fund owobaba when there are no more useful immigrants (not cleaners) that they can tax to death ? I wonder o ;system meltdown coming . The party is over , the last Nigerian there please don't forget to turn off the lights when you are leaving

@angeleyz
I am not a prophetess of doom , merely stating the obvious with my eyes wide open (shine your eyez well) and have i not been proved right within a few days ? Next time when I speak listen to me and don't think because I say bad things about UK it is because I hate the place or they didn't give me visa, who wants visa to stay inside sinking ship anyway ?

Britain is now cocaine capital of EuropeBy STEVE DOUGHTY
Last updated at 08:22 27 June 2007

Comments (22) Add to My Stories Cocaine user. Posed by model
Britain is now the cocaine capital of Europe with soaring numbers of young people taking the drug, a United Nations report has revealed.
It revealed more than 900,000 Britons buy cocaine, which means the country has overtaken Spain as the biggest user in the continent.
In addition, Britain's 350,000 heroin users are the largest number in any country in Europe.
The annual survey from the UN's Office on Drugs and Crime said that across most of the world drug abuse is holding steady or is in decline because of successful law and order campaigns to prevent their distribution, sale and consumption.
But the falling tide in many countries is leaving Britain exposed as a thriving drugs market where millions remain addicted to or repeat users of illegal substances.
The report found cocaine use had gone up in Britain and added: "In absolute numbers estimates suggest that the UK's cocaine market, some 910,000 people, is even marginally larger than the market in Spain, some 890,000 people."
It added "cocaine is now the second most widely used illegal drug in the UK after cannabis".
But it noted that cannabis use in this country had diminished since the reclassification of the drug - from Class B to less serious Class C - in 2004.
The change made it rare for police to arrest anyone for possessing the drug.
The UN said the fall was "probably because extensive discussion about rescheduling cannabis brought new scientific findings on the potential harm of cannabis into the limelight". "Growing awareness of the dangers of cannabis use among young people went in parallel with declining cannabis use," it added.
The growth in cocaine use came alongside evidence that the drug is now available more cheaply than ever before. Drugscope said after a survey last year that prices have dropped to £44 a gram, nearly a third down on £65 a gram in 2000.
Tory home affairs spokesman David Davis said: "This is yet more evidence that Labour continues to fail on drugs."
But Home Office minister Vernon Coaker claimed success in cutting drug abuse.
He said: "I welcome the report which shows that tough enforcement is having an effect on cutting drug use.
"We have achieved a great deal through our strategy of enforcement, early intervention, education and treatment: in England and Wales drug use has fallen by 16 per cent since 1998 while drug-related crime and the harm caused by illegal drugs have fallen."
source;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-464566/Britain-cocaine-capital-Europe.html

and here was i thinking 16-25 yr olds in oshodi and lagos island,ajegunle smoking indian hemp were bad ass not knowing british kids are better than them, something to say for the western world