Samguine:
Of all names, she called me Boss. Like....Boss!!!!!!
Why not dear or sweetheart or love or darling or sweety or even husby?. I am sure that is what she would have called me if I were female

ENIMONEY: lmao!!! Am scared ni! So many cream chics in your life! I no get power for e-fight loool

bentonmaye: Gudevening housemates!!!how una evening dey go!!!

Hissexcellencie: ehen see me. Guy make we leave one seat in between us incase of any beta babe wey wan sidon for front too. U know as e dey be naaw!

Hissexcellencie: ehen see me. Guy make we leave one seat in between us incase of any beta babe wey wan sidon for front too. U know as e dey be naaw!

Samguine:
Lols..thanks jare. I would be careful. Glad to know your day's been going well. Any news on the dress?

rationalmind:

And by then, expect to buy them at prices stated below

1. Waist pouch- #150
2. Sneakers- #750
3. Ralph Lauren Shirt- #1250
4.Shorts- #230
e.t.c

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

Samguine:

I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

buksich: Ddnt evn touch it 2dy,til mon. we nided 2deliver sme dresses 2dy,I'd 2giv a helpin hand. Abt leavin d shop nw

Samguine:
Eberi papa (1) of Bayelsa

HuckleberryFinn: Dude can sweet talk for the galaxy!!

Samguine: DEALING WITH LONELINESS WHILE SERVING
Let's be honest, one of the most challenging aspect of service year is being posted to a rural area where one could be lonely. Loneliness is a reality in the NYSC scheme even though the officials try to ensure that more than one Corps members are posted to a given community. You may find yourself in an environment where you are the only corps member. How do you cope? How do you handle it in order for you not to be idle, hence opening yourself to being the devil's workshop?

1) Invest Your Idle Time In Personal Development: You have a lifetime opportunity to develop yourself mentally, academically and most importantly, spiritually. You have all the time to sit down and plan your life and future. Never go to service without taking along your textbooks and other materials you need for personal development. No matter how much you think you know or can do today, in this digital age, your knowledge and skills are becoming obsolete at a very rapid age.

2) Invest In Credible Involvement In Community Life: God told the Israelites when they were in Babylon to feel at home in the country of their captivity. He urged them to plant fields, expand but not to forget they were total strangers. The idea for them is to get involved in community life. People will respect, honor and protect you in the community if you make meaningful contributions to whatever good that is happening in that community. Get involved.

3) Invest In Some Personal Spiritual Growth Efforts: The only time you would ever be free (be in charge of your time and control how you use it) to invest in your personal growth is during service year. You have all the time to do as you wish, hence, you must be engrossed in developing yourself spiritually. Take books with you that would challenge you to be the best for God, pray and read His word voraciously. Develop an insatiable appetite for them. They would sustain you.

4) Get Occupied With Something Beneficial: There is always something beneficial that you can get involved with. Learning the language of the land, exploring the community, transferring knowledge to the locals through skill acquisition programs etc. Don't just be idle, make sure you find ways of influencing them positively in all ways possible.
(Culled from Serving The Nation Without Tears by Fola Tunde-Oyediran)
#teamB14 #August5th

Samguine:

"The pen is mightier than the sword. But the pen na learner for where the tongue dey"..Mark Twain (10,000BC)

Samguine:
Alright dear. Safe journey back home. You need to rest well o, remember there's shopping tomorrow

buksich: Thnx dear. wud go 4shoppin latr in d eve,gt owambe 2mrw

Samguine:

I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

macuwon: i heard my name... Are u jealous? adaekube is indeed a cream babe! Very creamy!

Samguine:
*sharpens cutlass*

Samguine:

I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

ekina: Going 2 get my own kits 2mao, d whole tin don tire me sef; I suppose don serve since November, its nt thrilling @ all, make I sha serve comot n continue wiv my life jare.

ENIMONEY: lmao I cnt laugh....

Samguine:
Chei...I LOVE OWAMBE's . You really got your weekend stuffed..that's good anyway. So I should be expecting take away from the Owambe and goodies from the shopping abi?

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

Samguine:

I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

HuckleberryFinn:

You're safe Jor. Nothing do You! Them no born any soldier well to try tell you nonsense!