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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jul 11, 2014

buksich:

Yeske, oya mk we waka 2geda na sinx u luv OWANBE buh u ddnt plan 4dt b4, dnt wry dhl wl delievr both d takeaway&d goodies @ur doorstep cuz it wl b 2large 2snd 2ru fone. Op uv gtn hme?

Why you wan know whether E don reach house?

Is it that you both have somewhere to go this night?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by chykmoni(m): 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2014

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

u're 100% safe my dear. Jst dat u forgot to buy a military uniform

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2014

buksich:

Yeske, oya mk we waka 2geda na sinx u luv OWANBE buh u ddnt plan 4dt b4, dnt wry dhl wl delievr both d takeaway&d goodies @ur doorstep cuz it wl b 2large 2snd 2ru fone. Op uv gtn hme?

Plans can be changed na....moreover, I don't trust DHL joor.
Sha have fun tomorrow. wink

I ain't going home tonight. I have some spiritual runs to do cheesy

. Still at work. Would go from here.
You home yet?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:13pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Hehehehe, there's no lady out there who doesn't like good things.

Show me that lady who wouldn't want to frolic with macuwon and myself?

It's no fault of the lady, we both are just so irresistible

YIMU! On point.. grin

they love our smiles grin

with our white sparkling teeth grin

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jul 11, 2014

macuwon:

YIMU! On point.. they love our smiles with our white sparkling teeth

I see them nodding their heads in agreement grin

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:16pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Hehehehe, there's no lady out there who doesn't like good things.

Show me that lady who wouldn't want to frolic with macuwon and myself?

It's no fault of the lady, we both are just so irresistible

Chei...see my life for outside. You be badt guy aswear grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 9:17pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
Which one exactly do you want me to believe? Your "lmao" or your "I can't laugh"?

sounds contradicting. . lolz, i no fit laff!!

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:19pm On Jul 11, 2014

Ojestas: sounds contradicting. . lolz, i no fit laff!!

Kettle calling pot black tongue

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:22pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Why you wan know whether E don reach house?

Is it that you both have somewhere to go this night?

None of your business hommie tongue

She cares. That is all that matters.

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ajasa4link: 9:29pm On Jul 11, 2014

chykmoni:
u're 100% safe my dear. Jst dat u forgot to buy a military uniform

Hahahaha.....u be bad guy I swear. U supposed tell am to buy ak47 join sef

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ALAYORMII: 9:29pm On Jul 11, 2014

chykmoni:
u're 100% safe my dear. Jst dat u forgot to buy a military uniform

Guy, you harsh oooo

Military uniform to complete the waist pouch wey dem write guns and weapons.

Make you advice am make she/he buy one wey dem write B' Haram.

If Soldier beat you na then you go know sey Police na ur friend

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by buksich(f): 9:41pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Why you wan know whether E don reach house?

Is it that you both have somewhere to go this night?

Y u dey ask sef? tongue

. Dunno wen u bcm samguine's e-dad?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2014

traecey: yo forgiven..hw u duin?

. I'm fine my dear

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 9:44pm On Jul 11, 2014

traecey: just cos u called mi swt,il forgive u using mi as an example

. Haha.......I had to even modify it to add swity initially do u'd know it was nothing against you dear, glad you got my point exactly

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by buksich(f): 9:46pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
Plans can be changed na....moreover, I don't trust DHL joor.
Sha have fun tomorrow.

I ain't going home tonight. I have some spiritual runs to do . Still at work. Would go from here.
You home yet?

Sure,I wl. Jux left mumsie's shop,on our way hme. Spiritual runz yen necessary, Adura a gba!

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
None of your business hommie

She cares. That is all that matters.

Lol, the handwriting is clearly written on the wall.

Make una hurry make we con chop rice cheesy

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2014

buksich:

Y u dey ask sef? . Dunno wen u bcm samguine's e-dad?

Lol, I thought being inquisitive was no crime cheesy

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ptoocool(m): 9:53pm On Jul 11, 2014

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Rdduite(m): 9:54pm On Jul 11, 2014

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by cutiepie01(f): 9:57pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
Of all names, she called me Boss. Like....Boss!!!!!!
Why not dear or sweetheart or love or darling or sweety or even husby?. I am sure that is what she would have called me if I were female

Oga samguine,cool down na.How u dey bros?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by AdaEkube(f): 9:58pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
*sharpens cutlass*

Samguine pls don't start nw....u started it.

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by cutiepie01(f): 9:59pm On Jul 11, 2014

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

na wa o.Why all the things u buy come get comma na?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 10:02pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Aptly said.

Depending on the situation of things(one of which is where I'm posted to), I might buy my stuffs on the day I'm moving to camp. Lol

. My own problem is I grew up around enough women so I wasn't given the chance to buy things myself......now its either I wait for my elder sisters, cousins or girlfriend to get the things for me...and non of them are available now, and I'm expecting most of stuffs ,if not all as part of my birthday gift.....so I'm sure of getting most of the things by monday or latest tuesday

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 10:05pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Aptly said.

Depending on the situation of things(one of which is where I'm posted to), I might buy my stuffs on the day I'm moving to camp. Lol

. Haha....but seriously bro...on the day you are moving to camp? That's in the extreme jor......really really late

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by buksich(f): 10:06pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Lol, I thought being inquisitive was no crime

Buh it cn b deadly @tyms,so b kiaful. If u wanna prove it, try bokoharam

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 10:09pm On Jul 11, 2014

Samguine:
*sharpens cutlass*

hahaha..dis got me rolling wit laughter

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by chykmoni(m): 10:12pm On Jul 11, 2014

ajasa4link:
Hahahaha.....u be bad guy I swear. U supposed tell am to buy ak47 join sef

the guy de form badoo cool

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 10:15pm On Jul 11, 2014

rationalmind:

Lol, e no dey hard to know who soldier never beat before.

Obviously, dem never beat you before

. Leave the big boy make him dey talk........when soldiers beat you......you go understand

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2014

AdaEkube:

Samguine pls don't start nw....u started it.

We are divorced....fine. But I still don't want some underaged guy ogling at you. You deserve better. Rationalmind sef no worth you. You deserve better than these guys jare angry

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by AdaEkube(f): 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2014

Gdevenin house,hp y'all hd a great day?

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2014

cutiepie01: Oga samguine,cool down na.How u dey ~~bros?~~

Modified.

I am not a bros...

Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 10:22pm On Jul 11, 2014

buksich:

Sure,I wl. Jux left mumsie's shop,on our way hme. Spiritual runz yen necessary, Adura a gba!

Omo mummy

. Amin Jesu. Just got to church.

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