lorddaywalker: sharwama ke? Abeg no b ma own kinda food. Butter no b monkey food joor

highmey:

Sorry Bro... Just few weeks left!

lorddaywalker: @heemah, ojestas couldn't upload d pix due to bad network so he ask me to

lorddaywalker: den y u com dey hungry 4 Andre and oda stuffs of alcohol? Wetin concern u if dem go allow bottle wine and oda stuffs?

Hissexcellencie:


How much dem dey use shape cloth?
Are we to photocopy call-up letter?
How is †ђξ food on a scale of 1-10?
How expensive is †ђξ maami generally on a scale of 1-10?
Generally how are †ђξ army men on a scale of 1-7? Friendly or super-strict? Super-friendly is 7, super strictly is 1. Moderately friendly(6) or mildly-friendly(5) neutral (4)

prixxy7: Pls lagos stream 1 peeps, is dea a sharwarma spot in camp? pls I rily need to know. Tanx

Hissexcellencie:



Hmmmmmn. *strokes beards like Pete Edochie*

Cleoqueen:
See me see wahala o...so girls can't drink alcohol again?...hmmm, guy calm down o, please I beg you...besides, I wasn't particulate about Andre wine, I was particulate about bottles ok?...you can carry stuffs such as gnut, peanut, cashew nut as well as alcohol because they are all packaged in a bottle...and a bottle can be used as a weapon, so some camps might not allow it...that's why I made reference to the Andre wine someone talked about...because I was like if they can allow wine which is packaged in a bottle inside the camp, then other things packaged inside a bottle can be allowed too...I cant even carry wine to the camp, because it will be useless if it's not served chilled...but other forms of alcohol such as vodka can be taken...believe me, at a certain time in the camp *for those that drink alcohol*one might feel the need to take alcohol,and it won't be wine...what's your own sef?...or did you not understand me?..or na trouble you dey find?

Darkchocolate: Well...
Shaping clothes cost from anything between 500 to 2000 naira depending on the amount of adjustment you need them to do. A simply reduction in size for your khaki should not cost you more than 1000.

Just budget 2000 for adjustments sha so that you can have leftover money.

I wasn't even asked for a single photocopy of my call up letter. How strange! To be honest, the only document I was asked for a copy of was just my university certificate. Every other dozens of copies I made are still with me. Maybe I ll get to use it at some point ... But please take copies with you ooo..Better to have them and not need them than not to. I heard photocopy at mammi was 20 naira but could go up in price due to demand. So just be prepared.

Food is 5 sha.... It's not restaurant quality but it's not bad at all. 5 because the meat/fish is non-existent. I have only stuck to rice, porridge yam and bread. Avoiding beans and eba for obvious reasons. Do not want to have any stomach worries. But overall quality is not bad. Not bad at all.

You can get filling food for 200 naira with one meat/fish/plaintain (if you are not a humongous eater shaa) but look around sha...different stalls have different prices so could be higher. Takeaway is extra 50 naira so you can eat in or take your foodflask is you don't want to pay extra.

Army men are neutral sha...they are not friendly becos they are obviously army but they do crack smiles. They are humans too so not too callous. Like I said, if you are late or don't do what they say, they WILL punish you and the punishment scales vary ranging from embarassing you on parade ground if you are not standing right or matching properly to frog jumps if late to decamping you if you break a rule (someone has already been decamped for fighting...that s what I heard sha!)

Goodluck!!!

zerray: passport,callup letter,statement of result,id card,nd letter of identification. make lik 5 photocopies then like 10 passport

zerray: passport,callup letter,statement of result,id card,nd letter of identification. make lik 5 photocopies then like 10 passport

highmey:

looking forward to meet you in camp!

prixxy7: Pls lagos stream 1 peeps, is dea a sharwarma spot in camp? pls I rily need to know. Tanx

Choi See groove!

Sowl:
Am thinkin a 1001 tinz oo my bro.... Sumthinz are beta left unsaid(or untyped)

Shey? I thought pretty much d same.

rationalmind:

Not at all, there's absolutely nothing to enjoy in this camp.

Every minute of the day, I keep regretting ever coming here.

You have to buy water, pay to charge your phone, buy food at highly exorbitant amounts when stewpid meals are served, wash your foot wear three times every day, wash your white short and shirt almost everyday, treated like slaves, e.t.c

As far as I'm concerned, coming to Edo state for orientation camp is perhaps the worst thing to happen to anyone and by extension, NYSC is a complete waste of time.

fragrant: I dey fyn fyn hw U dey wit prep for sept

lorddaywalker: sharwama ke? Abeg no b ma own kinda food. Butter no b monkey food joor

Harmvirus:

I laf too.. It was really funny.. I dey platoon 3 hw abt u?

prixxy7: I see you Manny *eyelashes*

cutiepie01: na im make u put face like say d military man just flog u finish?Lolz

Darkchocolate: Well...
Shaping clothes cost from anything between 500 to 2000 naira depending on the amount of adjustment you need them to do. A simply reduction in size for your khaki should not cost you more than 1000.

Just budget 2000 for adjustments sha so that you can have leftover money.

I wasn't even asked for a single photocopy of my call up letter. How strange! To be honest, the only document I was asked for a copy of was just my university certificate. Every other dozens of copies I made are still with me. Maybe I ll get to use it at some point ... But please take copies with you ooo..Better to have them and not need them than not to. I heard photocopy at mammi was 20 naira but could go up in price due to demand. So just be prepared.

Food is 5 sha.... It's not restaurant quality but it's not bad at all. 5 because the meat/fish is non-existent. I have only stuck to rice, porridge yam and bread. Avoiding beans and eba for obvious reasons. Do not want to have any stomach worries. But overall quality is not bad. Not bad at all.

You can get filling food for 200 naira with one meat/fish/plaintain (if you are not a humongous eater shaa) but look around sha...different stalls have different prices so could be higher. Takeaway is extra 50 naira so you can eat in or take your foodflask is you don't want to pay extra.

Army men are neutral sha...they are not friendly becos they are obviously army but they do crack smiles. They are humans too so not too callous. Like I said, if you are late or don't do what they say, they WILL punish you and the punishment scales vary ranging from embarassing you on parade ground if you are not standing right or matching properly to frog jumps if late to decamping you if you break a rule (someone has already been decamped for fighting...that s what I heard sha!)

Goodluck!!!

*in Yaw's voice* Tans ah bunch!

Valentinooo: *hugs her back* samguine pls no look us o.

Cleoqueen:
*Adjusts wrapper in a stance to fight like patience ozorkwor*

Sowl:
** in neyo's voice** hmmm! Dere is sumthn abt d way she talks.... Miss independent dats y i love her,her fav8 sayin is dnt worry i gat dis, coz every thin she gat just bliv she bought it... She gon steal my heart ain no doubt...gal u everythn i want i swear u everythin i neeed....... Chaaaiii!!! Lucky is dat lasgidi corper dat wld hook u up wit wat u told me in bolded

Cleoqueen:
See me see wahala o...so girls can't drink alcohol again?...hmmm, guy calm down o, please I beg you...besides, I wasn't particulate about Andre wine, I was particulate about bottles ok?...you can carry stuffs such as gnut, peanut, cashew nut as well as alcohol because they are all packaged in a bottle...and a bottle can be used as a weapon, so some camps might not allow it...that's why I made reference to the Andre wine someone talked about...because I was like if they can allow wine which is packaged in a bottle inside the camp, then other things packaged inside a bottle can be allowed too...I cant even carry wine to the camp, because it will be useless if it's not served chilled...but other forms of alcohol such as vodka can be taken...believe me, at a certain time in the camp *for those that drink alcohol*one might feel the need to take alcohol,and it won't be wine...what's your own sef?...or did you not understand me?..or na trouble you dey find?

Samguine:
Na God go judge you

cutiepie01: The population in Kubwa camp is just too much.I learnt we're over 4,000 corpers here,my no. Is three thousand,five hundred and something.We queue up for everything here,and d queue is usually very long,till now am not done with registration and i've been in camp since tuesday.Thank God d stress is reducing gradually,my first and second days in camp were hell.Buh their food is okay sha,dats d gud thing there,i think am adapting gradually.Hope u guys are enjoying ur camps..

prixxy7: wen you don sing finish ƒø̲̣̣я̅ neyo voice, you go sing ƒø̲̣̣я̅ chris brown voice.

Sowl:
Oya cum make i sing breezyz version 4u in camera.... Hav it in mind dat my services aint free ooo