prixxy7: lmao! So wat do U̶̲̥̅̊ want in return?

cutiepie01: Am in one old hostel like that o.The toilet is not too bad cos cleaners clean them twice a day,buh the best thing is to be waking up early to bath outside to avoid stories that touch,thats what i do.The power supply is constant,even if they interrupt,within 30 minutes it'll be restored.Water too 24-7,there's always water buh if u dont wake up very early u'll meet queue.The tap is close to my hostel sha,so am at advantage dunno d location of ur hostel.

Valentinooo: I will be camping in Abuja come september. Stream 2 tinz. That's why i want to take my time to know what i will be meeting there

JoseRaji:
ghen ghen... she don vex

Skateboard: Day 4 in camp. 17 days to go.

Ebonyi is great. I barely have time for myself, so many activities and rigorous drills by the soldiers.

Babes are hitting on me here. This particular fine girl always eye me... Our too eyeballs have met each other several times cos she's always looking at me.

So.. I summoned the courage to talk to her today and she responded very well. Cute girl.


The RSM (camp commandant) came to parade ground today. He ordered the people not putting on the official nysc short to come out. I came out too cos I was among them. He warned us sternly to always be in our nysc shorts.
The people that refused to come out were fished out from the crowd by the soldiers, their shorts were 'scissorsed' and turned to rag; girls were among them too.


If you're not yet in camp you are very very WRONG.

Skateboard: Day 4 in camp. 17 days to go.

Ebonyi is great. I barely have time for myself, so many activities and rigorous drills by the soldiers.

Babes are hitting on me here. This particular fine girl always eye me... Our too eyeballs have met each other several times cos she's always looking at me.

So.. I summoned the courage to talk to her today and she responded very well. Cute girl.


The RSM (camp commandant) came to parade ground today. He ordered the people not putting on the official nysc short to come out. I came out too cos I was among them. He warned us sternly to always be in our nysc shorts.
The people that refused to come out were fished out from the crowd by the soldiers, their shorts were 'scissorsed' and turned to rag; girls were among them too.


If you're not yet in camp you are very very [b] RIGHT.[/b]

Richydos:
...hmmmm dis gat me blinking my eyes...wides my eyes in view of this romance scene!!! abeg na everything una go do oooo...I no wan hear say una carry wrapper cover una self come dey fool me lyk naija movie oooo

prixxy7: wat do you want to see

Cleoqueen:
No o..at all...how much them go pay me for vexing na?...come to think of it o joseRaji,I have never seen your post here on NL before o..where you dey since?...where dem post you go?

Cleoqueen:
See me see wahala o...so girls can't drink alcohol again?...hmmm, guy calm down o, please I beg you...besides, I wasn't particulate about Andre wine, I was particulate about bottles ok?...you can carry stuffs such as gnut, peanut, cashew nut as well as alcohol because they are all packaged in a bottle...and a bottle can be used as a weapon, so some camps might not allow it...that's why I made reference to the Andre wine someone talked about...because I was like if they can allow wine which is packaged in a bottle inside the camp, then other things packaged inside a bottle can be allowed too...I cant even carry wine to the camp, because it will be useless if it's not served chilled...but other forms of alcohol such as vodka can be taken...believe me, at a certain time in the camp *for those that drink alcohol*one might feel the need to take alcohol,and it won't be wine...what's your own sef?...or did you not understand me?..or na trouble you dey find?

abdulwastecx:

my guy which room u dey...
me dey E- 2...
caml don dey sweet me small, especially that suya joint...

jamanuka: I think Niger state camp should be given the award of the camp with highest number of nursing mothers & babies...

Meanwhile make una celebrate with us oooo..two(2) babies (both girls) were given birth to in Niger State,NYSC camp,Paiko...

if to say e no be north, I for like come rub powder

Valentinooo: ok thanks. Hope you're enjoying the drill? And we need pics o. Infact me personally will like to see you in your crested vest

prixxy7: lmao! So wat do U̶̲̥̅̊ want in return?

Richydos:
...hmmmm dis gat me blinking my eyes...wides my eyes in view of this romance scene!!! abeg na everything una go do oooo...I no wan hear say una carry wrapper cover una self come dey fool me lyk naija movie oooo

prixxy7: wat do you want to see

Richydos:
in #usher's# voice....prixxy7 lemme see everything in total in dis movie cox I av given up all my day's activities 2 be a 100% viewer...oya shebi una 2 go first go bath,,,I swear I dey like dis part like kilode...oya pull sowl cloth while sowl sef go pull ur own....eyes getting wider

Sowl:
Guy we make it real like we in hollywood,no hankypanky strait 2d point like google map directions.

Samguine:
You are free bro...*looks away*

Miner13:

valentinooo my abj partner

Sowl:
Guy easy does it nw,neva said i wanted 2sing usher's ''i wanna make love in d club'' nw,i only askd her 2cum c me in camera so i can sing breezyz version of ''miss independent'' just 4her listenin pleasure alone...... And she being d miss independent she is askd wat i wld like in return

JoseRaji:
hahahaha... na you they dey ask??

Richydos:
CHISOS u mean it...sowl u r my main actor in dis movie eventhough sey na only u be d guy inside#lol#...calls my friend 2 come n watch dis papa n mama film..Valentinoo,samguine,youngmoni,footlocker,enimony,cutiepie,enimoney n my fellow NL....I wish enimoney will permit we 2 make d season2 after sowl n prixxy7 will b tru ...lolz

Richydos:
tah...Bob no dull d movie na even prixxy ask me wetin I wan c....Nna osiso hit d nail on d head like u promised or wat is ya froblem..b babe is wetin 4 ya give her a gugulado n u are here forming shy....I no wan hear say I dey waste my fuel watch una oooo n besides other viewers r also anticipating u lovers 2 get started...lmao

Raheem2386: cutiepie01 alright. Am in platoon 5,hw abt u?

Platoon 2 oh! I'l keep my eyes open for u or better still when I return we'l hook up, by then we all must have settled in. Cos this place chaiiii!!!!! Was already depressed sef.

traecey: am fine ooo...getn allowance todae oo...trandport allowance...plus welcm party....

Hissexcellencie:



*clears throat*

rationalmind:

Not at all, there's absolutely nothing to enjoy in this camp.

Every minute of the day, I keep regretting ever coming here.

You have to buy water, pay to charge your phone, buy food at highly exorbitant amounts when stewpid meals are served, wash your foot wear three times every day, wash your white short and shirt almost everyday, treated like slaves, e.t.c

As far as I'm concerned, coming to Edo state for orientation camp is perhaps the worst thing to happen to anyone and by extension, NYSC is a complete waste of time.