ALKARULEZ615: lol...c who'z tawkinq..d Queen of Awoko, a certified Jackariah...I greet u ma. Av u resumed?

Eeeerm...d bread ehn...me don gredge am o as notin to gredge wen me reach hostel *bows head in shame*

Lol. Yeah, since Sunday.



Bonjour Monsieur. Do have a nice day.

DrAmanda:
Lol. Yeah, since Sunday.



Bonjour Monsieur. Do have a nice day.

u too pweedy

@Boss_Alka, ah won enra Oleh on Monday evening ooooo, abeg any arangement?

douglas1537: @Boss_Alka, ah won enra Oleh on Monday evening ooooo, abeg any arangement?

arrangement unto which package?

Who dae ABK presently?

ALKARULEZ615: Who dae ABK presently?

Na me!

Jenniesakuzi:

Na me!

holla na; 08107814276

ALKARULEZ615: arrangement unto which package?

Accomodation, ah 4 don call yhu, buh bad boyz dem do me sontin.....dem don thief ma fone, ah no even geh Ur no nao....

douglas1537: Accomodation, ah 4 don call yhu, buh bad boyz dem do me sontin.....dem don thief ma fone, ah no even geh Ur no nao....

shwuoo!!! Na ABK ma mara end sha...dah Oleh na long tin oo...but I qo try make 1 or 2 calls sha

Epaul oooo... Abeg show sir

Slight Adjustment in Exam-Date due to the Public Holiday...

Details in a bit...

SOURCE: www.delsu.edu.ng

Screening of UTME and direct entry candidates for admission into the DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY for the 2014/2015 academic session –

A slight adjustment. Consequent upon the public holidays declared by the Federal Government for Monday 28th and Tuesday 29th July, 2014 respectively, the University Management has decided to adjust the date of UTME and Direct Entry Screening Exercise earlier scheduled to commence on Tuesday 29th through to 31st July, 2014.

In the light of the above development, the 2014 screening exercise for UTME and Direct Entry candidates will now hold as follows:

Day One:
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 same time and venues- Arts, Arts Education, Law, Science and Science Education.

Day Two: Thursday, July 31, 2014 same time and venues – Social Sciences, Social Science Education and Management Science:

Day Three: Friday, August 1, 2014 same time and venues – (All Direct Entry)

Note:The University Management is not unmindful of the inconveniences these changes will cause the candidates and other stakeholders as far as the conduct of the screening exercise is concerned. However, it is the expectation of the University Authority that all those concerned would show understanding in this regards.

ALKARULEZ615: Epaul oooo... Abeg show sir

present sir.

Epaul: present sir.

douglas1537: @Boss_Alka, ah won enra Oleh on
Monday evening ooooo, abeg any arangement ?

ALKARULEZ: arrangement unto which package?

douglas1537: Accomodation, ah 4 don call yhu,
buh bad boyz dem do me sontin.....dem don thief
ma fone, ah no even geh Ur no nao....

ALKARULEZ: shwuoo!!! Na ABK ma mara end sha...dah Oleh na long tin oo...but I qo try make 1 or 2 calls sha

Bros Epaul...abeg u fit help? Jex for a nyt or 2?

ALKARULEZ615:

douglas1537: @Boss_Alka, ah won enra Oleh on
Monday evening ooooo, abeg any arangement ?

ALKARULEZ: arrangement unto which package?

douglas1537: Accomodation, ah 4 don call yhu,
buh bad boyz dem do me sontin.....dem don thief
ma fone, ah no even geh Ur no nao....

ALKARULEZ: shwuoo!!! Na ABK ma mara end sha...dah Oleh na long tin oo...but I qo try make 1 or 2 calls sha

Bros Epaul...abeg u fit help? Jex for a nyt or 2?

sure. Here's my number: 07065687526.

Epaul: sure. Here's my number: 07065687526.

tanx boss...I knew I cud count on u

08107814276

douglas1537: Accomodation, ah 4 don call yhu, buh bad boyz dem do me sontin.....dem don thief ma fone, ah no even geh Ur no nao....

call me... 08107814276

ALKARULEZ615: tanx boss...I knew I cud count on u

08107814276

uwc. Warm regards boss. If I should lay it on the line, you are indeed, doing a very good work. You need the 'tanx' more than i have any appetite for it.
By the way, DrAmanda should also get served with a few portion of the 'tanx' - she called to inform me you, my boss needed my attention..

Jenniesakuzi:

Na me!

What's up?

Epaul:
By the way, DrAmanda should also get served with a few portion of the 'tanx' - she called to inform me you, my boss needed my attention..

wow!!! God bless Nigeria... God bless Barrister E. Paul... God bless Dr. Amanda...

Plz kindly extend ma regards to her...

Pls when do i reprint mine to know my venue and seat number for the post ume

Fazi15: Pls when do i reprint mine to know my venue and seat number for the post ume

in 2 hours

For someone who scored 199 in jamb,a medical aspirant and also an indigene,what are the person's chances of admission

Fazi15: For someone who scored 199 in jamb,a medical aspirant and also an indigene,what are the person's chances of admission

Post-UTME score of 70+ = 1st batch

Click on the link below to print ur Post-UTME Seat Number/Venue:

www.delsu.edu.ng/POST-UTME-VENUE.aspx

Print the page as an acknowledgement slip to enter into the screening hall. candidates who do not have this print out will not be allowed to participate in the screening exercise.

Note: PRINT THE PAGE IN LANDSCAPE

Pls when coming for the post utme exams am i supposed to bring any passport

Fazi15: Pls when coming for the post utme exams am i supposed to bring any passport

just 1 (red background)

WAFFI NOR DAE KARI LAST...

From the very moment I landed in my home town-Warri, I was forced to drop my Queen’s English for Waffi. Waffi is the common partoi in Warri. I even dropped my regular pidgin. Waffi can aptly be defined as Warri Culture- that is anything and everything pertaining to Warri especially the Language and the general hustle. I learnt to communicate in slangs and broken English. Familiar words like “eat” became “chop”, “to meet” becomes “colide” or “jam” “Garri” is “Gaffi”, “Father” or “Pa” is “Paleh”, “Mother” or “Ma” is “Maleh”, “brother” is
“bros” sister “Sist”, a Thief or “Robber” is “Omila” “Steal” or “Rob” is “Obtain”, “The Law” or “Law Enforcement” is “Kongo” “Arrest” is “Cramp”, “Warri is “Waffi”; I even had to adjust to Warri phonetics in which “Change” is pronounced “Shanje”. Every “ch” sound is pronounced “sh” and “g” sound sounds as “j”.

Warri people will look at you disapprovingly if you append “s” or “es” to plural- you simply add “dem” e.g. the plural of “boy” is “boys dem”, – “girl” is “All The Girls Dem”. While pidgin is not wholly a new experience for me, a Lagosian, I was finding out that Warri English (pidgin) is more expressive, and emphatic. Everybody, from school pupils to politicians, even pastors and Imams, and market women dem, speak the common pidgin. You also find that folks here are never timid, they talk at the top of their voices, even when whispering. Warri no dey dull. Warri is loud.

Everything I ever knew linguistically was being re-aligned. It is proper to describe my dilemma as a culture shock. For respite, I hooked up with Bros Eghosa author of “To Saint Patrick” and “Fine Boys”, who lives and work in this Oil City. That guy could as well be a Lagosian for his frequent visit there. But I came away with a conclusion that “blending” (fitting in) is the way to go. Bros Eghosa na full Waffirian, in fact Bros Dr. Eghosa Imasuen invented Pidgin,
literarilly speaking. From literate indigents of The Oil City, you hear phrases like “all the whole”, “every-every”, “anyhow, anyhow”, “any which way”. Ordinary word have different meanings in Warri parlance. “Jam” means “meet” e.g. “I met Eghosa at a Bookstore” in Waffi is “I jam Eghosa for one Bookstore”. “Collide” is yet another word which has been appropriated into Waffi “I go collide you for the club this night” is to say: I will meet you at the club tonight” names like Warri, or Garri are simply recognised as “Waffi” and “Gaffi”. Why this is so and how it comes to beat me. I didn’t bother to ask so as not to appear illiterate and silly. Waffi (Warri semantics) is a faculty in it’s own right. Warri Boys dem walk the walk, all the Girls dem dress the part. The little Child can’t wait to grow up to become Big Bros or Big Sist. Every twilight you see boys and girls dem strolling the streets gaily in their Sunday Bests, running things and being fly.

One of the many nice things about this multi-layered City Of Warri is that everybody is everybody’s keeper. One hustler can buy a whole bar for all, and all can buy a whole bar for one. Even when they “obtain you” that is rob you, they do it nicely. And if you know who has robbed you, you will recover your stolen items if you can approach the thief or his relative within 24 hours. Life is so easy in Warri that the people find the need to make it a little hard sometimes.

But could you believe no one in The Oil City of Warri knows what a Point Of Sale (POS) is. Cashless, to waffi people has a different meaning from what the Lagosian think of it. Not the businessmen and women, not even the bankers are familiar with e payment. Any thing outside of ATM, Warri no know. I no better look for Ewa Agoin in Warri. What you get here is “oil beans” pronounced “oyel bins’ otherwise what you get is “dry beans” (beans cooked without oil- dry bins). The more common street food in Warri is A kind of “unleaven bread” called Kpokpo Biskit in the Efurun, Uvwie, Udu, Ugborikoko areas; and “Madiga Biskit” in the Iyara, Pesu, McIver Ogbe-Ijoh Main Market and NPA areas; but Akpu Biskit in the Agbasa, GRA, and Enerhen areas. While this snack is very filling going in, it is very congesting going out. Discretion while snacking on this Biskit is virtue. Warri no be Lagos. I don’t expect the bole seller or mama put, or the bus conductor to wield a POS; Lagos has not even gotten to that. But I am sure Warri don carry last in that aspect. A banker even asked me to describe a POS, and I looked silly. So I kept my knowledge and Lagos concept of cashless to myself.

Keke here is Cheap and decent. For as low as fifty Naira one can enjoy a 20-30 minutes ride- in heavy or light traffic, despite the extra-high pump price of fuel in this Oil City. The Riders are adequately kitted and clean. Warri Keke riders are polite, though they also overtake on the wrong side, but they make a point of horning before overtake, and are apologetic about breaking traffic rules.

Eating at restaurants is a little costlier in Warri. A plate of Fried Rice with Quarter Chicken could cost as much as N1,800, and a cup of Ice cream goes for as much as N300. Beers and soft drinks have Discretional Value Added Taxes, but a heavy drinker can still have a great time hanging out with friends and acquaintances. Eating at Mama Put is wise and pocket friendly. The banga Soup is a great delight. On my first night and morning, I couldn’t find a mai shai. I couldn’t find coffee to buy at Iyara, my area, not even sachet Nescafe instant Coffee. But before I got paranoid, searching for the Elixir of Life, one ashi pointed me to the right path, pun intended. Her name was Anita but I know that was a “stage name I could have forgotten the name if I hadn’t associated it with Pink **ties. I never get to find out her real name. No need. Although I form “fairy” for her that evening, but I never again played that kind of a sucker afterwards. Warri Girls Dem, aren’t dull. They’re are sharp as they are kind and caring.

I am still here in The Oil City of Warri. I hope to become fully inducted into Wafirianism before I take off back to Lasgidi. I wonder if I wouldn’t get another culture-shock now that Fashola has banned Okada in Lagos State, and enforced other radical changes- those inimical changes. By the way, the Government of Delta State is also banning Okada in Warri as well as other cities in the state. The good people are welcoming the “shanje” because the people-oriented policy of gradually phasing out Okada by the introduction of Keke has not caused any unnecessary hardship to the citizenry, nor create automatic unemployment for Okada Riders.

Well, Lagos is a different story, and Warri is clearly in the Lead. The reason for this is not farfetched. While Fashola’s “Eko oni’ baje”, The Wafirians "Warri
NoDey Carry Last".

Epaul: sure. Here's my number: 07065687526.

thanks a million boss...

Boss Alka, ur d best........

muah muah muah!!!!!!!!!! no homo