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What Is A Mikel? by Big4wig(m): 9:18am On Jul 01, 2014 |
What is a Mikel? 1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card. 2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto. 3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but remains stationary. 4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec. 6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis. 7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a Mikel. 8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you? A professor was asked and he has this to say: 1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/ walks/ hops/ strolls/ jogs/crawl from one side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel. 2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend or lover copied sha o |
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