What is a Mikel?

1. A Magician: He's right in front of
you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card.

2. A Mikel is a
Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.

3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space,
breathes but remains stationary.

4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus.

5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car
decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.

6. The botanical name of
a snail, Mikelis Obilis.

7. Anybody who can pass the
ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g,
My grandma is a Mikel.

8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to
you?

A professor was asked and he has this to say:

1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/
walks/ hops/ strolls/ jogs/crawl from one side of the
field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.

2. IDIOM: /to be in
a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend
or lover

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