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No Be Small Thing by Jeovy(m): 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2008
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished,and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr peece
Re: No Be Small Thing by romsky: 3:23pm On Oct 06, 2008
abeg re-write in English wink
Re: No Be Small Thing by Jeovy(m): 3:29pm On Oct 06, 2008
by the time you finish drinking those things,English go hard you too
Re: No Be Small Thing by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Oct 06, 2008
See your head oh jeovy grin
Re: No Be Small Thing by romsky: 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2008
Gabry abeg pester am to re-write na kiss
Re: No Be Small Thing by chidipupay(m): 4:03pm On Oct 06, 2008
Abi you mean to say, a bottle of PARAGA, a bottle of OGOGORO, a bottle of APATAISHE, a bottle of OPA-EYIN. at the end tell how u take xpect am make him write better IN-GI-RI-SH
Re: No Be Small Thing by Jeovy(m): 4:06pm On Oct 06, 2008
So gaby na pest too  
Re: No Be Small Thing by chidipupay(m): 4:08pm On Oct 06, 2008
my guy u don high grin
Re: No Be Small Thing by romsky: 4:11pm On Oct 06, 2008
who says Gabry is a pest shocked
Re: No Be Small Thing by Scopium: 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2008
[size=13pt]Did you finish the bottle of viagra too? undecided undecided undecided[/size]
Re: No Be Small Thing by tammyswits(f): 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2008
Is that how they spell cha`rdonay? Well i didnt know, now i do!
Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 9:41pm On Oct 06, 2008
well done jeovy
Re: No Be Small Thing by showbobo(m): 10:02pm On Oct 06, 2008
ituen:

well done jeovy
welldone ko,dogood ni. . . .
Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 10:05pm On Oct 06, 2008
See hw jealousy wan kill u. . . . .
Re: No Be Small Thing by MrInfo1(m): 8:12am On Oct 07, 2008
If jealousy no kill am, tehn i give you go ahead to
Re: No Be Small Thing by clemcykul(f): 9:50am On Oct 07, 2008
iteun no get power o, ordinary cockroach make am enter coma for 2weeks
Re: No Be Small Thing by MrInfo1(m): 12:00pm On Oct 07, 2008
That was 2 months ago undecided yet you remembered shocked clem u are now becoming intelligent o
Re: No Be Small Thing by clemcykul(f): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2008
at least am better, all ur life u have never been intelligent, am so sorry for u
Re: No Be Small Thing by showbobo(m): 8:13pm On Oct 07, 2008
Clem!Clem!!Clem!!!

Anybody wey Clem get sense pass mean say e don finish for the person.
Re: No Be Small Thing by dreday(m): 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2008
showbobo:

Clem!Clem!!Clem!!!

[size=20pt]Anybody wey Clem get sense pass mean say e don finish for the person.[/size]

Hear hear
Re: No Be Small Thing by MrInfo1(m): 8:26pm On Oct 07, 2008
U b FBI?
Re: No Be Small Thing by showbobo(m): 8:33pm On Oct 07, 2008
@Dreday

You wan set me up abi. . . . . Na you dem send?
Re: No Be Small Thing by dreday(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2008
Them no send me oooo,but as u don admit say u dey fear clem,nothing do you.
Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 10:31pm On Oct 07, 2008
THe fear of Clemcy is the beginining of [size=14pt]STUPIDITY[/size]
Re: No Be Small Thing by Gabry(f): 1:34am On Oct 08, 2008
Romade, lets smakc Jeovy bom bom 55 times. I bet it will be pink as a pigs arse. grin

Who is calling my CLEMCY STUPID HIA angry angry angry
Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 2:45am On Oct 08, 2008
I no call stupidity oh. Na Metaphoric speech be that
Re: No Be Small Thing by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Oct 09, 2008
the fear of iteun is the begining of redundancy

the fear of iteun is the begining of poverty

the fear of iteun is the begining of foolishness

the fear of iteun is the genesis of all that is forsaken and forbidden
Re: No Be Small Thing by tufe(m): 2:30pm On Oct 09, 2008
na ituen get all this one
Re: No Be Small Thing by romsky: 2:31pm On Oct 09, 2008
c incantations
i dodge am kia kia
Re: No Be Small Thing by clemcykul(f): 3:02pm On Oct 09, 2008
why na?
Re: No Be Small Thing by Gabry(f): 3:25pm On Oct 09, 2008
And who dey call me a pest hia? angry
Re: No Be Small Thing by MrInfo1(m): 9:12pm On Oct 09, 2008
I-self

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