Ex bf or Ex husband
If na bf,please go to Bed
Op said married only

3cycle: My ex back then usually doesn't say a word, he just allows me to fall asleep and then starts rubbing his thomas on my butt

But for me I. Hardly ask, too shy for that.

Kanwulia:


NL just recovered from A CRASH from YOUR GOD!
I did not even have to pray for one!
Touch not!
Or CRASSSSSSH again!!!!

Babe, wats happening nahhh,,calm down abeg.

...Starts with kisses and later on, you hear nothing or baby m not in the mood... see frustration...


Hav you guys ever heard of Conscious Love Making? Its the best experience ever...

rolled: Ex bf or Ex husband
If na bf,please go to Bed
Op said married only

Ok

I wait till she is on bed, then start touching the touchables. She responds by touching too. That's it na, we're good to go. One day recently, my little boy whom we thought had slept sneaked in into the room to take the rechargeable lamp since PHCN just put up their worst, he screamed muuuummy, what is happening?

I cannot laugh ooh . So ,what was ur response ? Let me guess , mummy is seriously sick so am praying for her " hahahahahahahahaha
One day recently, my little boy whom we thought had slept sneaked in into the room to take the rechargeable lamp since PHCN just put up their worst, he screamed muuuummy, what is happening? [/quote]

Kanwulia: You go wait taya o!
The line looooooong ke.
No chance.

Sorry!

The man has to make the first move!
Nigerian MEN have NEVER turned me on!
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND!

I have never been turned on by physical attributes.

No matter how good a man looks, if he does not speak my emotional language. . . . . Then I go for his wallet only!
For children and money. . . .LOTS OF MONEY only.
I have to FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE HIM. . . .TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!

Straight Up!

Maybe ur husband/boyfriend(s) isn't worth it, or maybe something is wrong with u emotionally, pshycologically...u neva can tell.

Kanwulia:

Can you EXPECT or FEEL this kind of love in your GODLESS Africa of POVERTY?

I am a product of my NIGERIAN environment!
No apologies!
Blame ya GOD!

Not all nigerians grew up in a poverty sticken home, may i also tell u dat even d homes u can classify as poverty homes - it is there u can even find d best of luvs. Dont compare urself with oda people.

missdebs: hello, there are tools called mouth and brain, use dem

Mouth and brain. Can we meet, i'll like for u to use dat on me and lets see if it'l work,

angiemartinez: i just go straight to his banana, and instantly it will start to nod like agama lizard. show don start be dat.

Looking @ ur profile picture, i cant just help but imagine how my banana will be in ur hand especially in dat mouth.

thought nairaland is for adults and reasonable people, neva knew some peep who ran out from yaba left, and probably has small mb in his cheap phone can write nansense. one word for you, big fooooooooooooooooool

Bigsteveg:

Looking @ ur profile picture, i cant just help but imagine how my banana will be in ur hand especially in dat mouth.

angiemartinez: thought nairaland is for adults and reasonable people, neva knew some peep who ran out from yaba left, and probably has small mb in his cheap phone can write nansense. one word for you, big fooooooooooooooooool

I copy u

Signal ke, i just reach down his boxers and GRAB "it".....him go understand d "signal" sharpally

Bigsteveg:

Not all nigerians grew up in a poverty sticken home, may i also tell u dat even d homes u can classify as poverty homes - it is there u can even find d best of luvs. Dont compare urself with oda people.

In your dreams!
So a woman looking for love will look in a NIGERIAN man's direction?
Ha!
No wonder some fools aka WHITE women are pay millions of dollars to find YOU online!!!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Bigsteveg:

Maybe ur husband/boyfriend(s) isn't worth it, or maybe something is wrong with u emotionally, pshycologically...u neva can tell.

The reason there is a difference btw delusionists and realists!

Dream on!
The only women that are DESPERATE enough to love NIGERIAN men are those sexually-molested-from-birth, morbidly-OBESE, toothless, oyinbo women. . . . . With VAJINAL-BLADDER-RECTAL prolapses combined!!!

THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TOO!

No pity for them o!
UNA deserve each other!
Mu Han Han Han Han Han

Kanwulia:

The reason there is a difference btw delusionists and realists!

Dream on!
The only women that are DESPERATE enough to love NIGERIAN men are those sexually-molested-from-birth, morbidly-OBESE, toothless, oyinbo women. . . . . With VAJINAL-BLADDER-RECTAL prolapses combined!!!

THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TOO!

No pity for them o!
UNA deserve each other!
Mu Han Han Han Han Han

If i tell u i understand a single thing u typed above, i'll be lying.

Bigsteveg:

If i tell u i understand a single thing u typed above, i'll be lying.

Why am I not surprised? You get brain?

Kanwulia:

Why am I not surprised? You get brain?

Same as ur fore fathers.

Kanwulia: You go wait taya o!
The line looooooong ke.
No chance.

Sorry!

The man has to make the first move!
Nigerian MEN have NEVER turned me on!
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND!

I have never been turned on by physical attributes.

No matter how good a man looks, if he does not speak my emotional language. . . . . Then I go for his wallet only!
For children and money. . . .LOTS OF MONEY only.
I have to FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE HIM. . . .TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!

Straight Up!

u rily need help, I'm serious.

klarke:

u rily need help, I'm serious.

Hmmmmmmmmm!
You need some 'exposure' in your life. . . .
Only means you need to be a stronger man!
Not every girl or woman was born and bred like the women in ya village!
Amen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

Kanwulia: You go wait taya o!
The line looooooong ke.
No chance.

Sorry!

The man has to make the first move!
Nigerian MEN have NEVER turned me on!
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND!

I have never been turned on by physical attributes.

No matter how good a man looks, if he does not speak my emotional language. . . . . Then I go for his wallet only!
For children and money. . . .LOTS OF MONEY only.
I have to FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE HIM. . . .TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!

Straight Up!

Many are MAD
few Are Roaming.
kanwulia you need Help.

Kanwulia:

Can you EXPECT or FEEL this kind of love in your GODLESS Africa of POVERTY?

I am a product of my NIGERIAN environment!
No apologies!
Blame ya GOD!

you re fucking sick. Shameless thing that married a man for money, that im sure he aint got nothing" I pity the struggling dude. You dare open yo stinking mouth to say Africa is Godless?
Foooool

Kanwulia:

The reason there is a difference btw delusionists and realists!

Dream on!
The only women that are DESPERATE enough to love NIGERIAN men are those sexually-molested-from-birth, morbidly-OBESE, toothless, oyinbo women. . . . . With VAJINAL-BLADDER-RECTAL prolapses combined!!!

THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TOO!

No pity for them o!
UNA deserve each other!
Mu Han Han Han Han Han

I feel so much pity for the man who is marrying or dating you. You are so inmature in your way of reasoning. I have never read any positive or good comment from you on any thread. You need psychological help, pls be decent for once.

Muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Sometimes I really wonder how I had all the time to spend 8 phocking years on NL!

The good 'ol days I swear!

Wetin be signal? They said I have dirty eyes...not because they aren't white besides, I'm not afraid to jump him

Kanwulia:


Hmmmmmmmmm!
You need some 'exposure' in your life. . . .
Only means you need to be a stronger man!
Not every girl or woman was born and bred like the women in ya village!
Amen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

u really think u are wise, u are doomed if u don't know. Doomed like doomed. I can see u hav upgraded to kanwuliaextra

The good old days when NL was hot for real.
I miss those your nice pot of soup.

KanwuliaExtra:
Muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Sometimes I really wonder how I had all the time to spend 8 phocking years on NL!

The good 'ol days I swear!

We like it gangster; we just say "please come to the room, I want to f*ck you" and the other person responds. I'm instantly turned on once she says so. Every other thing stops once that is said - If she in the kitchen cooking she turns the cooker off dries her hands and ready to go, if I am eating, I cover the food and proceed to the room. Plus grinding could take hours.

armyofone:
The good old days when NL was hot for real.
I miss those your nice pot of soup.

Na BUHARI cause am o!
450 Naira to 1 DOLLAR!
Pot of soup don h-emtpy ooooooh
Chai!!!!

nigger009:
u really think u are wise, u are doomed if u don't know. Doomed like doomed. I can see u hav upgraded to kanwuliaextra

Me nor ask you o.
Abeg dollar na 450 Naira!
Go find work buy tomato to cook stew instead of using water melon.
You still dey suffer-suffer?

I nor sen you to vote for CHANGE!


Ndo o! Just call me "bureau de CHANGER"!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zM6FEVEHnU