The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

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I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

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A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO



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Infact!! I never thought morgan could replied brilliantly... Oh! Where are our Nigerians pretty chickz; Come on in, we have series of lessons to learn.

that girl is another idiot. The time and dedicationshe putting in this biz looking for rich men to date could have been targeted in building a biz for herself and trust me she will make it.

He's right.Any rich guy willing to marry her is a f00l.Reason:she's greedy.Yesterday she had a $250kguy,it wasnt enuff,Today she wants a $500kguy.Tomorrow she might also need a $1mguy and dump ur sorry arse.

$250K( about #40M naira ) per year is not rich enough for this lady...

God how did i find myself on the wrong side of planet earth?

lmao...

This is for the guys and ladies dat wonders why peeps like us keeps on making FTP..

Space booked

This is strong

Lol, very dull girl

At least the h** was truthful......my chicks dem for area would have bounce before you say "LOVE"

nice answer....really got me cracking bt seriously tho, every relationship is still an exchange..maybe not 'money' 4 'beauty', bt an exchange nonetheless...

[quote author=TroyJay1][/quote]dis dude keeps jumping on err thread...how much u wan make seun pay u sef

I've come across a lot of girls with a similar mentality. She got the reply she deserves.

Seen this quite a lot of times. Answer stills seems to be quite right each time.

Evergreen words: nothing beats self sufficiency.

They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

pretty girl,empty brain;spends your money,wrecks you leaves you for someone richer reminds me of the saying about marrying a woman who values shoes and pretty things more than what"s in her head.Perfect reply for her

What a brilliant response.

just passing by...

Hehehe.the reply sweet my belle.... all these cretinous fucktards hopping from one men to another... their grandma once looked like them

well said

This is liability.

I am looking for an asset.

No wise guy can marry such girl not becox he isn't weathy bt the girl will love u becox of money and that love isn't genuine.may God help us.

My wife is prettier than her sef

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO


Long reply there Morgan.

Let her begin to clock 30 to 35 to 40 and she will be ready to marry a guy she herself will be feeding