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Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by bigfrancis21: 10:47am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Costa2000: Oje mba enwe ilo. Aku fecha, o daara awo. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by addicted268(f): 11:37am On Jul 11, 2014 |
emmabest2000: buhahaha .... Ada OKODU kedu ka obodo di ?Nwanne mmadu,obodo adigo ka oya adi.kedu ka ime? Obu udi nsughari a ka ndi igbo na akpo “ngiri-igbo“ Ekwughi ekwu mere onu,anughi anu mere nti• Ukpana okpoko gburu,obu nti chiri ya• Ewu si na njepu amaka,maka na obu oge ojelu na ikwu nne ya ka omutara isokoba imi enu• M na ata na abugi n'obi,ina ata n,abuchi si m anya• 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Lachynos2k2: EJIRO AMU EYI ASHAWO EGWU..no size of joystick can scare a prostitute.laff wan make me cum!!! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Charleschidera(m): 1:16pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Why did you not put Enugu there? U hav provoked me...... O di ka ichoro ka etichaa gi? (do u want dem to take all ur tin by force).... O di ka ina amu owo (is lyk u are still a learner)... |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by sirculynz(m): 1:21pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Okuko si na ihe na-ewe ya iwe bu na Egbuchaa ya ewere isi ya nye umuazi ( The chicken said that he's always furious because after killing him, his head would b given to children to eat) ndi mekanic emeela anyi amaghizi ndi bu ndi ara: Mechanic people have now made it difficult for us to know mad people(because of their dressing) |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by great289(m): 1:53pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
sirculynz: Okuko si na ihe na-ewe ya iwe bu na Egbuchaa ya ewere isi ya nye umuazi ( The chicken said that he's always furious because after killing him, his head would b given to children to eat). Ima ede igbo nkeoma dalu |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by dgysoft(m): 2:37pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Anaghi asi ndo, asi ndo ebido n'isi. We no de say sorry if. U say sorry you will start afresh. Forward ever backward never |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by great289(m): 2:52pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
ihe ana-eme adilo izi odi izi oburu ihe umu aka (ngaghi akowa nke a, oburu na iburo onye igbo ma obu na idilo aghota igbo gbawaa door). Ndi nwa( police) umu iyo ina-ata ncha ka ina-anu omo (wats ur pro) 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by dgysoft(m): 2:53pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Oti mkpu. Nwere share. The supporter. Get. Share. Nwanyi yi pant na tight jean lakwuru Diya na abali achoghi aganihu Of the ezi na ulo. A woman that goes to bed withher husband on tight jeans doesn't want the progress of the family. Nwanyi si na ihe nwoke gbanyere ya na ahu. Ebughi ibu, ya jiri mmiri mezo ya. If a women complains that whAt the husband poured inside her is not enough she should use water to augument it. My people no bi so? If not hala mi 08063399119 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by material988(m): 4:47pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
chidyhels: You stole my line lol.. U na baba naa, nwannemus.. So na share i do ur lines. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Costa2000(m): 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Agam eji maka na Mary amaka were ghoru ube edoru alunsi. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
ijbeauty: How person go dey foolish like dis YEYE! |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by ijbeauty(f): 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Alleluia: Be very sure you are ready for what you are bargaining for, my earlier post wasn't intended for you but you took it upon yourself to look for trouble...... This is the last warning am giving you, I don't e-fight unless I confirm you human, better stay clear.. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
ijbeauty: oponu radarada. Idiiot. Fool. Animal. Ode. Oloshi go and die. Zombie |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by ijbeauty(f): 7:21pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Alleluia: Wow, is that all you could call me? No p, just go on, type all you can till your finger hurts, I just realised you are underage, I have no name to call you. Have a lovely weekend dear. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Antivirus92(m): 7:22pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
rozzay: sowy dear instead of lettin ur hate eat u up mayb u shuld take ur time to read a post properly b4 u rant. Firstly d ibo I wrote is pure ibo dat I was taught in secondary skul nd I said I don't know any in my own dialect. Cos wat I wrote isn't my own dialect I neva said I was diff I only stated dat I didn't know any in my own dialect. Pls nlanders tell dis guy to get off delta ibos case nd go find somthin else to get pissed abt. Ok. Am a peaceful nlander so luk for those who fite online. Thank urazzay nwannem nwanyi, afam does not hate any igbo clan. He was only trying to tell u to write ur dialect and stop feeling different from your people across the bridge. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Antivirus92: razzay nwannem nwanyi, afam does not hate any igbo clan. He was only trying to tell u to write ur dialect and stop feeling different from your people across the bridge.. Dalu nwanem nwoke. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Vinsaint(m): 2:07am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Umu nnah, si kwanu onye ofe oil'ia ga haria agaria tupu ayi eme ya ihe nile oo. Tell dis yoruba fool to take a stroll before we go do wam anyhow. Si kwa nu ndia si na ha bu ndi'gbo n'amaghi igbo asusu na m'si ihere mee gbuo ha Tell all these igbo bros & sis dat cant speak there language dat i said shame onto dem. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Vinsaint(m): 2:31am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Nke dika ibe ya. ilaruo gwaram nwanne gi nwayi, na okpum ahu na achorom IKPU ya. We u reach home tell ur sis dat my cap want her p.us.sy. Oroma ah tara aki! (dis orange chop cannel). Enyia! anya gi owu OMO. (Ur eye na fancy?) ABA ngwa kwenu! nnah maa garia agaria maka ukwu oziza(mek i waka smal b4 leg go swell ) |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by frleopardo: 6:46am On Jul 12, 2014 |
fairheven:i want to believe you mistakenly quoted the wrong person. first, i'm not yoruba and i never i offended anyone. someone attacked my tribe and i only defended it. you could go through my posts again and when you notice your mistake do come back and appologize. for now i'll keep my calm. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by great289(m): 6:50am On Jul 12, 2014 |
frleopardo:bikonu unu na-asu bekee a unu na-asu suru nu ya ga na 'thread' ozo. Ngaghi ekwu ya ozo maka mpiawa azu |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by emmabest2000(m): 7:38am On Jul 12, 2014 |
addicted268:Udo di , Ada Amoji ji eje mba , @isokoba imi enu LMFAO .. , Have a great weekend my sis . 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by addicted268(f): 8:22pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
emmabest2000: Udo di , Ada Amoji ji eje mba ,Hahaha.Goat said that socialising is good because it was when he visited his mother's kindred that he learned to sokoba imi enu(I don write my own ngiri igbo.lol) the first day I heard that particular adage I laughed till my tummy ached.even goat knows d importance of socialising and networking.you go fear naa,but make we suffry dey blow lie for goat head o. Have a great weekend my brother• 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by emmabest2000(m): 5:26am On Jul 13, 2014 |
addicted268:Thanks and remain bless 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by OdenigboAroli(m): 3:44am On Jul 14, 2014 |
addicted268: Oh Nwanne moooo! Kelu offia chelu yi? Amam na ana ebughali ife ofuma....lol 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by addicted268(f): 7:48am On Jul 14, 2014 |
OdenigboAroli: Oh nwanne mooo!ana anwa gonu.nkelu?ama m na unu noo ofuma? 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by OdenigboAroli(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
addicted268: Nne,Olisa bu onye ebee. Nkelu ka ndibe ayi na melu? Amam na fa putasii? 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by OdenigboAroli(m): 3:04pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Odili nwa ologbo mma olaba tea. Translation ; when a cat hits a fortune he start drinking tea. Meaning ; when a person makes an unexpected amount of success they do strange things. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by addicted268(f): 8:45pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
OdenigboAroli: Ekene dili olisa.ndi be anyi aputasigwe.mgbayali nke taa ebigwe na naija mana amam na oka bu efifia n'ebe ibi.ka osebuluwa na eduyali gi na njem niine ina eje tata oh nna. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by mainman7(m): 12:54pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
We the Yorubas demand an unalloyed and undiluted APOLOGY from the igbos now! Against the agreement, igbos spared their own corrupt politicians during the 1966 Coup. Again, against the agreement, igbos invaded Ore (Yoruba Land) during the war, what a terrible and evil-minded traitors igbos are! At Ore, they met their Water-Loo at the hand of common Yoruba hunters (the igbos soldiers cloths tenaciously clung to their flesh, became the same with their body, and attempts to pull it off teared their flesh, blood flowed and fear came upon them) they were then mercilessly slaughters like chickens. That was their last attempt to ever try to take war to Yoruba Land. igbos are the most deceitful and unreliable set of people on Earth. You'll enter into an agreement them but they'll surely stab you right at your back, guaranteed! Worst still, they'll try to play on your intelligence by alleging you of the exact evil they are obviously guilty of. For 3 unforgivable offenses: 1.) Sparing their own currupt people during the 1966 Coup 2.) For again breaching agreement having the effrontery to enter Ore during the war 3.) Most important of all, for trying to play on the intelligence of the Great Yoruba people, by having the effrontery to demand for apology at all when they should have been using your mouth to wipe the floor begging the Yorubas for forgiveness. We, the Yorubas demand an unalloyed and undiluted APOLOGY from the igbos now! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by uzoexcel(m): 4:32pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ahu nu gi n'anya...it means 'i can see you with my eyes' rozzay: . Dalu nwanem nwoke. |
Re: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by uzoexcel(m): 4:33pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
try harder!!!!!!! mainman7: We the Yorubas demand an unalloyed and undiluted APOLOGY from the igbos now! Against the agreement, igbos spared their own corrupt politicians during the 1966 Coup. Again, against the agreement, igbos invaded Ore (Yoruba Land) during the war, what a terrible and evil-minded traitors igbos are! |
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