®Where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY. ®Where if you
don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and
smart. ®Where Bathrooms have become photo
STUDIO. ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater than achieving a DEGREE. ®Where yahoo
boys have brighter future than graduates. ®Where
temples are turned into dating points. ®Where
worshipping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities. ®Where ladies
fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is
faster than emergency response. ®Where people
fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather than Bible. ®Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we
have highest number of musicians due to
unemployment. ®Where the bigger your offence the
smaller your punishment and vice versa... ®Where
the number of Churches & Mosques are more than
the worshippers... ®Where we say "Up NEPA" more
than we say "Praise THE LORD"... ®Where a
school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and
more respected than a Professor... ®Where
unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in
support of the politicians who deprive them of
employment & good life... ®Where someone who
cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate
degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!!!..........Pls feel free
to add yours

raziboi: ®Where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY. ®Where if you
don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and
smart. ®Where Bathrooms have become photo
STUDIO. ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater than achieving a DEGREE. ®Where yahoo
boys have brighter future than graduates. ®Where
temples are turned into dating points. ®Where
worshipping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities. ®Where ladies
fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is
faster than emergency response. ®Where people
fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather than Bible. ®Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we
have highest number of musicians due to
unemployment. ®Where the bigger your offence the
smaller your punishment and vice versa... ®Where
the number of Churches & Mosques are more than
the worshippers... ®Where we say "Up NEPA" more
than we say "Praise THE LORD"... ®Where a
school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and
more respected than a Professor... ®Where
unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in
support of the politicians who deprive them of
employment & good life... ®Where someone who
cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate
degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!!!..........Pls feel free
to add yours

Nigeria-a place where you don't pick up sm1 you wake up with 4 flat tires