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$1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by toludadon(m): 6:39pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
A recent conversation between the American and Nigerian presidents: Jonathan: Hello America, I'd like to borrow $1 billion, which is N160 billion. Obama: Oh good, you want to build hospitals? GEJ: No, Sir. Obama: You want to build roads? GEJ: No, Sir. Obama: What is the $1 billion for then? GEJ: To purchase equipment for my army to fight Boko Haram. Obama: But what happened to the $7 billion you allocated to defence each year in the past 3 years? You know, the CIA keeps me informed. GEJ: Sir, you must then know that politics is expensive in Nigeria, where you have to borrow from the defence budget to impeach governors and funda National Conference. Obama: OK, i know that and was only testing you. So we lend you $1 billion for US military equipment, not Chinese, British or French? GEJ: Yes Sir! Obama: So the US economy will be $1 billion richer as a result of your lack of wisdom, corruption and cluelessness? GEJ: Something like that, sir! Obama: Ebele, you are the 10th wonder of the world. You deserve Nigerians and Nigerians deserve you. You will have your loan. Tell Adoke to contact Eric Holder, Jr. 8 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by solomakindees(m): 7:03pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Ebele: Obama, you can stuff your loan in your whatever! China just phoned me I can get the loan, interest-free! Obama: And you believed them?! No wonder they call you 'clueless' ! 3 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by oduastates: 8:03pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
China: ebewere,instead of repaying us 1 billion dollars,just give us only 30 billion dollars worth of oil licenses Ebewere: correct deal .china ,una go murder us with love o |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by egift(m): 8:44pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Obama: When do you want the loan? GEJ: Yesterday. Obama: It will take a month. GEJ: Thank you sir. We will be expecting your call. Bye. (Later in the day) GEJ: Since the Americans are delaying on this, send the request to National Assembly. Okupe: That will be nice. GEJ: Once the money is ready we can use it. They will not say a request was not made. Abati: That will be smart. GEJ: Do it fast. Am already offering Oil blocks to the Russians, Britain, France and the Chinese on 4 additional loans. 3 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by IdiatFF(f): 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
This is a very great use of God's gift; I love the imaginativeness and the flow. The conversations seem so real; Thanks for sharing......Sir, go write a play! |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by coldsummer: 10:01pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Lol. Na one person get all these handle? 1 Like |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by lordjay: 10:37pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
BORING!!! Keep abusing your president as much as you want, you're only showing the world how uncultured you are. 2 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by egift(m): 10:48pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
coldsummer: Lol. Na one person get all these handle? ^^^Join the trend. It is fun. GEJ: Hello Putin: I was informed you need some loan? GEJ: Yes sir. Putin: How about we Triple the amount. Interest Free. 100 yrs repayment. And additional loan in like sum February next year? GEJ: That sounds like a good idea. But, ehhh, what do you want in return? Putin: Not much just a little arrangement. GEJ: Sir, what exactly. Putin: 10 hectares for our military base. An offshore Naval base with a intercontinental ballistic Systems. Ajaokuta Steel. A new trade treaty to allow us export our produce to Nigeria, custom duty free. And... GEJ: Yeahhh! Did you just say "And" on top of that? Putin: Yes I about numerating few other items... GEJ: Sir I have an urgent issue I have to attend to now. I will get back to you on this. (Drops the phone) GEJ: Do you know I was just speaking with President Putin? Okupe: Really. GEJ: He too want to give us loan. But wants to colonize Nigeria for just $3b. Is he aware of the volume of money squander daily. Okupe: What will you do. GEJ: I will consider it. That money can settle one or two political zone against 2015. The Chinese, USA, France and others are also interested in giving us loan. Abati: Your Excellence, this is getting better by the day. GEJ: Yes, it is. We will discuss this with Ngozi when am back. 2 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by Mogidi: 11:06pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
coldsummer: Lol. Na one person get all these handle? Yes O, e-goat has many monikers, wait till you see this e-diot character when he logs in as e-monkey. I pity the e-fool. |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by EdCure: 11:24pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Phd in cluelessness!!! "Anywhere-bele-face" presidency!!! 4 Likes |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by toludadon(m): 12:21am On Jul 21, 2014 |
the moniker is exclusive to the writer.... |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by Noctec: 4:04am On Jul 21, 2014 |
$7 billion you allocated to defence each year in the past 3 years |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by egift(m): 6:39pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
EdCure: Phd in cluelessness!!! |
Re: $1billion Conversation Between Obama And Jonathan by omenka(m): 7:01pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
EdCure: Phd in cluelessness!!!Lmao!!! Na monkey post presidency we dey so oo!! 1 Like |
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