The kinds of status we would be updating on FB,
Twitter & Instagram if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham:

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar
of salt. #shaking‬

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...#dorocamel

3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the
view
here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noahsvoyage‬

4.Chilling with Moses at Mt Sinai...miracles be
going down here.

5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the
forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that? #smh‬

6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant
believe I served her father for 14 years just to get
her. Love u Rachel,muah!

7. Some people are so cruel!
Cain how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel‬

8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long
day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now
chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)

9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me...
#selfiewithram‬ ya'll

10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp
messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up
duh�!

11. David: Guys this balcony is da sheeit! ...I can
see everything. Female anatomy 101,finally sha this bersheba get ukwu ooo #word‬

12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb...

13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat
up
those children. #Like‬ seriously.

14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm going to
bring the roof down on this party.

15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh..

Very funny and creative

Love this

Chai!